Fuck-u-cup(tm), only in Japan

[Taro Toporific]

[cstaylor]

Doesn't "fuku" mean "luck", like during setsubun?

[Taro Toporific]

[fatslug]

someone help me !!! where can i get these from ???

[omae mona]

Ok folks. PM me for my Top Secret Fukucup supplier. But there may be a slight delay in my response. Now that I know every FG wants a Fukucup of his own, I need to restock my own supplies, because I gave my whole stash to Taro-sama. Gotta get more before all the rest of you fuck up my fukucup and deplete the store's entire stock. So Fukuoka!

I'm sure there are a lot of enterpreneurs out there that would tell me I should keep it to myself and start up a little fukucup distribution business of my own. But unfortunately I just don't have time.

[omae mona]

Ah, to hell with it. I just found the fukucup online ordering page, so I don't need to give away the identify of my local supplier. Get all the fukucup you want at http://www.fukumitsuya.com/fukumasa/index.html. Apologies that it's all in Japanese.

Not too shabby... 6120 yen for 30 regular fukucups, or 7350 yen for 30 of the tokubetsu junmai silver label fukucup!

[Catoneinutica]

I call dibs on the US distributorship. With a name like that, how could you go wrong with America's vast army of alcohol-sodden frat boys. You wouldn't need branding consultants to help you come up with a "subversive" name like FCUK, and as for the marketing possibilities...you could start a viral campaign by paying college kids ten bucks and hour to go to frat parties and say, dude, have you tried this sh*t from Japan called Fukucup? Man, it'll f*ck YOU up!

[Taro Toporific]

... say, dude, have you tried this sh*t from Japan called Fukucup? Man, it'll f*ck YOU up!

Surprisingly, Fukucup is damn good sake. I'd post a photo of omae mona in the f*ck-YOU-up state demonstrating his product, but I have to get a signed photo release from him first to prevent a liable suit.

[omae mona]

Hmm, fukucup.com is still available. This could be just what I need to pay for server.

Fukucup, choice of the fuked generation.

Gosh, have I stumbled onto the Official Drink Of fuckedgaijin.com?

Hey, by the way Taro, thanks for the offer for posting my ugly mug, but you know immigration is after me for my human trafficking operation. So far all they have on me is low-res photos of me sneaking around Kabukicho, but I'm afraid they might make a match & track down my IP address.

[kamome]

Gosh, have I stumbled onto the Official Drink Of fuckedgaijin.com?

Hey, by the way Taro, thanks for the offer for posting my ugly mug, but you know immigration is after me for my human trafficking operation. So far all they have on me is low-res photos of me sneaking around Kabukicho, but I'm afraid they might make a match & track down my IP address.

This is fucking hilarious. Let's make it the "official fucked drink of FG's".

[Taro Toporific]

Let's make it the "official fucked drink of FG's".

Spokesman


With FG approved seal

[succubusqueen]