Help us stop unwatchable crap for good
Advance Titan, Issue: Wednesday, April 12, 2006
...I would like to take this time to address a very serious issue. Actually, it's not so much a "serious issue" as it is a "Chorrific plague." Each year, billions of people in the U.S. and Canada are killed, paralyzed or felt talked-down to by this epidemic. It leaves babies stricken with diseases. It creates a bacteria that eats the flesh of only the cutest breeds of puppies. And one of its initial side effects is to cause a hideous black fountain of bile, blood and pus to gush out of one's anus in a mighty torrent.
I think we all know that I'm talking about Japanese cartoons, the butt-ugly and intensely stupid genre of animation commonly referred to as "anime."...more...