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'kills more brain cells than huffing paint thinner'

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'kills more brain cells than huffing paint thinner'

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:34 pm

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...I would like to take this time to address a very serious issue. Actually, it's not so much a "serious issue" as it is a "Chorrific plague." Each year, billions of people in the U.S. and Canada are killed, paralyzed or felt talked-down to by this epidemic. It leaves babies stricken with diseases. It creates a bacteria that eats the flesh of only the cutest breeds of puppies. And one of its initial side effects is to cause a hideous black fountain of bile, blood and pus to gush out of one's anus in a mighty torrent.
I think we all know that I'm talking about Japanese cartoons, the butt-ugly and intensely stupid genre of animation commonly referred to as "anime."...more...
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Postby Pencilslave » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:54 pm

Mehhh, what the fuck ever. I know this is a joke article, but I wonder if the author's got big enough balls to do an article making fun of all the trekkies.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:28 pm

Pencilslave wrote:Mehhh, what the fuck ever. I know this is a joke article, but I wonder if the author's got big enough balls to do an article making fun of all the trekkies.

To someone looking from the outside there doesn't appear to be a whole lotta difference.....
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:38 pm

Pencilslave wrote:Mehhh... I wonder if the author's got big enough balls to do an article making fun of all the trekkies.


Don't worry. We all have Star Wars fans.....
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Triumph vs Star Wars Geeks, click for video

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Postby Red Floyd » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:59 pm

Ah, but the key difference between this guy and Triumph is that Triumph is actually funny.
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Postby cstaylor » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:54 pm

Why did I think this was another post about AO's sexcapades? :wink:
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Postby aljones15 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:09 am

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"One of these animators, who had a lot of personal problems, took a shining to this bizarre bastardization of art and created his own animation studio to make cartoons about giant robots, scantily clad school girls, tentacle sex and ninjas regurgitating boring-ass high school philosophy assignments. Initially marketed towards an extremely small minority of fetishists, anime became very popular among many dill weeds and small children thanks to its subliminal messages. Also some sort of Voodoo may be involved, but scientists are still working on a cure for that."


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Postby Charles » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:34 am

...watching anime kills more brain cells than huffing paint thinner...

This is totally unfair. It makes the ridiculous assumption that anime freaks have brain cells in the first place.
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:52 am

Piss off.

I like anime.

dare da, Dare da, DARE DAAAA...

Gatchaman!!!

And yeah, its in my DVD as I speak so bite my shiny metal ass!

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Postby Red Floyd » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:48 pm

Seig Zeon!
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Postby plaid_knight » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:27 pm

Ah, but the key difference between this guy and Triumph is that Triumph is actually funny.


You summed my feelings up really well.
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