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Genetics Experiments

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:22 pm

[SIZE="4"]Japanese Scientists Cross-Breed Royal Guards and DEVO[/SIZE] . . .

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Uso Press wrote:
Japanese scientists have succeeded in combining genic material from the band DEVO with British Royal Guards, to produce a mutant army.

After a female assistant suck-seeded ]members[/I] (excuse the pun) as well as a battalion of British Royal Guards, head of the experiment, Dr Kurutta, combined the genetic information to produce the hybrid army unit.

"They move in time, fire on beat and fight rhythmically, without disturbing the 'wa'", says Dr Kurutta . . . "no matter the problem", he continued, "they whip it, into shape, shape it up, get straight, go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, . . . to whip it, whip it good . . ."

"They can also work in a coal mine" he added helpfully.

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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:40 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:[SIZE="4"]Japanese Scientists Cross-Breed Royal Guards and DEVO[/SIZE] . . .


Ahh, Kuro, you would happen to have the phone number for that female assistant would you?
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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:49 pm

gboothe wrote:Ahh, Kuro, you would happen to have the phone number for that female assistant would you?
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I don't, but I asked the doc to pass on your details to her and let her know that you're interested. ]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/simon.rudd3/horror/pix/big-mouth-girl-small.jpg[/IMG]
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Postby Greji » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:00 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:I don't, but I asked the doc to pass on your details to her and let her know that you're interested. ]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/simon.rudd3/horror/pix/big-mouth-girl-small.jpg[/IMG]


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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:04 pm

That Hamasaki is getting uglier every minute.
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