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Japan As A Laughing Stock

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:34 pm

Japan Times: JOKES AND JAPAN - Have you heard the one about ...
...it might not come as a huge surprise that someone out there avidly collects Japan jokes. That someone is Takashi Hayasaka, a 32-year-old journalist...While on assignment, Hayasaka visited local bars and asked impromptu friends he met there: "Do you know any jokes about Japan?"...To his surprise, Hayasaka said, many people around the world see Japan in a positive light...But as Hayasaka recounts in his book "Sekai no nihonjin joku shu (A Collection of Jokes Worldwide on Japanese)" that was published in January, there are now a wide range of jokes on Japan...

Question: What should I do to get Japanese to laugh on a Monday?
Answer: Tell a joke on Friday.
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Postby Jack » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:47 pm

I'm always puzzled when I see Japanese students in Canada go see a comedy film. Of course they can hardly understand normal street English let alone the jokes in a movie. Come to think of it, everytime I asked a J-chick here who has gone to the movies if she understood anything they almost always reply "no".
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:50 am

Mulboyne wrote:Japan Times: JOKES AND JAPAN - Have you heard the one about ...

Those jokes sucked, especially the ocean liner one.
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Postby jingai » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:50 am

cstaylor wrote:Those jokes sucked, especially the ocean liner one.


The NY cab one was okay. CS, what's your favorite Japan joke?
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:13 am

jingai wrote:what's your favorite Japan joke?


Koizumi!
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:11 am

jingai wrote:The NY cab one was okay. CS, what's your favorite Japan joke?

Well, I'm getting a good laugh from all the wide-show talk of beating Brasil in the next WC match. :wink:
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:17 am

The "How to make a Japanese" angry was interesting.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:36 am

It's not about Japanese characteristics but I thought kamome might have thrown in the joke that just about every lawyer has told me at one time or another:

Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called Sosumi.
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Postby drpepper » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:24 pm

Actually I liked the ocean liner one...
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Postby kamome » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:24 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It's not about Japanese characteristics but I thought kamome might have thrown in the joke that just about every lawyer has told me at one time or another:

Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called Sosumi.


I haven't heard that one before. "Dajare" that make plays off Japanese words in English aren't to my taste anyway.;)
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