How long will YOU stay in Japan?

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:53 pm

I mean do you really want to grow old here?
40+ years and you're finally able to understand what's going on. Hell, you're even able to flick those damn peas off the top of the cheap shumai with your chopsticks.
Then Alzheimer's kicks in and you're back to square one :confused:

So, how long folks?

by **Greji** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:08 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:I mean do you really want to grow old here?
40+ years and you're finally able to understand what's going on. Hell, you're even able to flick those damn peas off the top of the cheap shumai with your chopsticks.
Then Alzheimer's kicks in and you're back to square one

So, how long folks?

Ahh, I don't think I'll touch this post.
:cool:

by **Blah Pete** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:38 pm

For me it will depend on how much the taxes go up. Legislation due to the number of old folks could also cause a rise in cost of living.

If NK keeps launching overgrown bottle rockets that may influence it too. :mad:

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:56 pm

Blah Pete wrote:For me it will depend on how much the taxes go up. Legislation due to the number of old folks could also cause a rise in cost of living.

That's what I'm hoping, that all you youngsters will stick around, pay your taxes and dues so that I can stay and live off the fat of the land. :mrgreen:

by **Tsuru** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:47 pm

As long as it takes :violin:

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:54 pm

[quote="Tsuru"]As long as it takes :violin:

]
TX . I hope I can rely on you.

Fixed (brain fart)

by **kurohinge1** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:39 pm

[SIZE="3"]Why not ask: "How long will you be in Japan?"

to which my answer is "178cm"[/SIZE]

[img]http://www.personal.dundee.ac.uk/~mhjarron/spike/goons.jpg"[/img]

I'm that long in Sydney too.

by **ichigo partygirl** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:50 pm

Kurohinge1........nice answer

(172cm for me :P )
My answer is 4 weeks and im back to the inaka that is New Zealand.......
I havent left and i cant wait to get back; as much as this place is completly f*cked up it feels like my home.

by **AssKissinger** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:10 pm

Until next week.

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Why not ask: "How long will you be in Japan?"

to which my answer is "178cm"

That reminds me of:
How long should a penis be to satisfy a woman?
Answer: Ten inches.

The hell with that. I'm not cutting off two inches to satisfy any woman.

by **CrankyBastard** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:51 pm

My answer is 4 weeks and im back to the inaka that is New Zealand.......

ichigo partygirl, you're leaving?
What did Hama do wrong?

by **kurohinge1** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:30 pm

AK / IchigoPG - are you guys leaving for good???

CrankyBastard wrote:
. . . That reminds me of:
How long should a penis be to satisfy a woman?
Answer: Ten inches.
The hell with that. I'm not cutting off two inches to satisfy any woman.

That's why women have trouble converting metric to imperial - they keep getting told that 10 centimetres is 12 inches.

by **Big Booger** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:13 pm

I am waiting another 3 years and then I am probably going home. Though daily it seems to change from wanting to stay forever to leaving the next day.

by **kamome** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:50 pm

I already left.

by **IkemenTommy** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:58 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:as much as this place is completly f*cked up it feels like my home.

werd:thumbs:

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:43 am

ichigo partygirl wrote:My answer is 4 weeks and im back to the inaka that is New Zealand.......

Hmmm, you're moving from inaka Yokohama to inaka New Zealand. Will you even feel the change?:p

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:27 am

AK / IchigoPG - are you guys leaving for good???

Sorry. That kind of inside information is for premium members only.

" wrote:I am waiting another 3 years and then I am probably going home. Though daily it seems to change from wanting to stay forever to leaving the next day

I remember you said your wife's green card was suspended or revoked. You already know this, but start working on it now.

by **(1VB)freels** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:59 am

I left and am dying to go back, but my fate rest's in the needs of the United States Navy. So I will be going to Washington state for 4 years then back to Nippon for hopefully 20 or 30 more years. Then I die!

by **Blah Pete** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:09 am

(1VB)freels wrote:I left and am dying to go back, but my fate rest's in the needs of the United States Navy.

Tranfser to the missile catching squadron because with all the action from NK your skills are needed here.

by **AssKissinger** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:43 am

my fate rest's in the needs of the United States Navy

Well, you should be at least as cozy as Osama then.

by **Big Booger** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:32 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Sorry. That kind of inside information is for premium members only.

I remember you said your wife's green card was suspended or revoked. You already know this, but start working on it now.

I believe we'll do it from Tokyo, if possible. The US is constipation slow when it comes to immigration.

by **Sarutaro** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:05 pm

I'm fucked for life. No plans to go home, ever.

by **IkemenTommy** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:00 pm

When I get the boot, I will get the hell out.

by **dimwit** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:49 pm

Let's see, go back toa life of underemployment, high taxes and fat girls who aren't interested in anyone over the age of 40. I'll probably retire to the nearest gateball park to pick up some of the seniors.

by **CrankyBastard** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:23 pm

dimwit wrote: I'll probably retire to the nearest gateball park to pick up some of the seniors.

Mmmmm.......... Gateball babes!
Mature women with BALLS!:mrgreen:

by **CrankyBastard** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:46 pm

Quote: Taro Toporific
Hmmm, you're moving from inaka Yokohama to inaka New Zealand. Will you even feel the change?

Has anyone ever noticed, nothing good is ever mentioned about Kawasaki.
Well, the only good thing I can think of is that it creates a barrier between Yokohama and the loudmouthed pips in the Big Mikan.

by **Greji** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:14 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Mmmmm.......... Gateball babes!
Mature women with BALLS!:mrgreen:

Yeah, but when you got the big mallet, they'd rather play with your balls!
:cool:

by **Yorik** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:53 am

I will be staying in J for 4 weeks and 5 days..

When I came to myu current place of residence, I came here for 3 weeks, that was 7 years ago now. It is funny how plans change..

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:58 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Has anyone ever noticed, nothing good is ever mentioned about Kawasaki.

Hey, we all love the Kawasaki....

...Penis Festival

by **dimwit** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:33 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Hey, we all love the Kawasaki....
...Penis Festival

Those balls look like they have seen better days. Kicked a few too many times I presume.

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