I told them I was Swedish just for fun now look what happens

[Steve Bildermann]

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0302/0224record.html

[Kent Brockmann]

Dammit, my excessively long, rigid German automobile (yes, yes, the phallic symbolism is not lost on me either) and I were stuck in traffic...

What is the truth % in Waiwai stories? This jaded haircaster would hazard 10%... the other 90% is creative journalism?

Perhaps we could try it.

If I leave a headline can the next poster write their own Waiwai story? Apologies to Mr Bildermann for slightly hijacking his thread...

"LOCAL MAN AUCTIONS 'VIRTUAL SEX' ON EBAY TO FINANCE MOB HIT ON PHILANDERING HUSBAND".

[Big Booger]

Tell her I am sorry about that.. We swedes are known for our length and girth..
hehehe
BB

[Marvin Feltcher]

I'd say this story is probably accurate. It's a follow-up to an earlier story and there were a couple of photos I presume came from the event.
I wouldn't like to put a number on it, but I'd say a fair percentage of the sex stories in WaiWai are made up (not by us). Perhaps as many as half. Don't trust Shukan Taishu or Asahi Geino (though they sometimes tell the truth). Shukan Post, Shukan Bunshun and Shukan Shincho almost always get it right (though they sometimes stretch the truth) and Spa! has an uncanny way of predicting stories months in advance.
Non-sex stories on WaiWai I would guarantee being almost 100 percent accurate.

[GuyJean]

It's a follow-up to an earlier story

Free Sex for all Applicants
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0301/030117freesex.html

.. About Bakky Visual Planning
http://www.bakky-vp.com/


I had it on TDV.. Thanks Marvin!

GJ

[Taro Toporific]

..I'd say a fair percentage of the sex stories in WaiWai are made up (not by us). Perhaps as many as half. Don't trust Shukan Taishu or Asahi Geino.

Yikes Marvin! Now I see you're ghost writting stories in the States...

http://www2.dailycamera.com/bdc/county_news/article/0,1713,BDC_2423_1766693,00.htmlA pink bra lying on the floor says it all. "Send milk, not missiles," is painted across the lacy undergarment.

Bras, slips and bloomers were strewn around the living room of Erin Arsenault's Superior home Sunday, as 10 women and one man added messages of peace and love to lingerie. Five of the women will wear the expressive items ... when they join thousands in Washington, D.C. for a peace rally organized by Code Pink Women's Pre-emptive Strike For Peace.

Or maybe this...Massive bra ball to travel behind pink Cadillac

[Marvin Feltcher]

That one was just a booby.

[Taro Toporific]

That one was just a booby.

SO KA! I can now see the connection.
The Blue-footed Booby are protected by the Japan-Australian Japan Australian Migratory Birds Agreement (JAMBA).

[Steve Bildermann]

wouldn't like to put a number on it, but I'd say a fair percentage of the sex stories in WaiWai are made up (not by us). Perhaps as many as half.

But that certainly doesn't distract from the joy we all get from reading them. Especially as we get them recycled on such a regular basis.

Why just the other day bikkle mentioned how overjoyed he is when he again gets the chance to read the 'Housewives turn to prostitution to make ends meet' article. He just can't wait to see it again. Any idea when it's scheduled next. I want to make sure he sees it.

[Marvin Feltcher]

How do you do that?
On the subject of migratory avians, I must admit to also having a liking for tits. But the birds I like best are swallows.

[Marvin Feltcher]

Gee, thanks Steve.
I'm sorry, I realize and apologize for a lot of the WaiWai stories being re-hashed, but that's because the magazines we get them from keep repeating the stories. I really am dependent on what the magazines produce. They're nearly all struggling financially, which means the stories they cover are also limited.
I try to put as much variety as possible, but also have to stick with a certain sort of pattern to maintain readership levels.
Every now and again, I try to do more offbeat stuff, but the reader response is nearly always abysmal.
We're trying to make a buck and doing so requires a readership, so I almost invariably return to sex stories because they're the ones that most attract readers.
I'll keep my eye out for a housewife prostitution story, but how about another one on schoolgirls selling their soiled panties in the meantime?

[Taro Toporific]

On the subject of migratory avians, I must admit to also having a liking for tits. But the birds I like best are swallows.

Grown/groan.

Via Tokyo PC abUsers Club...

> President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
> A guy walks over and says "Wow, this is a real honor.
> What are you guys doing in here?"
>
> Bush says, "We're planning WW III. We are going to
> kill 24 million Iraqis one beautiful blonde with
> big boobs."
>
> The guy says, "A beautiful blonde with big boobs!
> Why kill a beautiful blonde with big boobs?"

> Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder,
> laughs says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would
> worry about 24 million Iraqis! LET'S ROLL!"

[Steve Bildermann]

how about another one on schoolgirls selling their soiled panties in the meantime?

LOL.

Oh a classic indeed. And you thought that expensive college education of yours would be wasted in Japan.

[Marvin Feltcher]

Not that you'd ever guess it, but my degree cost me nothing!! :P
I majored in Strine and learned lots about Kulcha.

[Marvin Feltcher]

I thought of a great headline for this story this morning...pity it's too late.
How does this sound?

Swede, Swede, love, don't last forever