Some FG might soon get really fucked.

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:59 pm

There's a story going the rounds that three fgs saw a Japanese guy carrying a drunk girl and decided to have a bit fun, the guy left the girl and ran off.
One of the fgs, probably the dumbest of the three stuck his dick in the girls face, but someone saw it and took a ketai pic. The police weren't informed.
Boryokudan were.

by **omae mona** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:00 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:There's a story going the rounds that three fgs saw a Japanese guy carrying a drunk girl and decided to have a bit fun, the guy left the girl and ran off.
One of the fgs, probably the dumbest of the three stuck his dick in the girls face, but someone saw it and took a ketai pic. The police weren't informed.
Boryokudan were.

I must say it is completely inappropriate to post this sort of trashy story on this forum. Unless you include a link to the picture and add it to the "Random Gaijin Shot Of The Day" thread, of course.

by **Captain Japan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:29 pm

omae mona wrote:I must say it is completely inappropriate to post this sort of trashy story on this forum. Unless you include a link to the picture and add it to the "Random Gaijin Shot Of The Day" thread, of course.

Depending on the angle, "Random Nihonjin Shot of the Day" would work as well.

by **Greji** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:56 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Depending on the angle, "Random Nihonjin Shot of the Day" would work as well.

One should always include the keitai number for the girl in question, so she can be independently verified!
:cool:

by **Big Booger** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:11 pm

Sorry about my involvement in this matter I am wishing I had never gotten drunk.

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:03 pm

What did you do after he stuck his dick in your face BB?

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:22 pm

omae mona wrote:I must say it is completely inappropriate to post this sort of trashy story on this forum. Unless you include a link to the picture and add it to the "Random Gaijin Shot Of The Day" thread, of course.

Contrary to popular belief, not everything that happens out there has a link. :rolleyes:

by **Mulboyne** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:28 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:Contrary to popular belief, not everything that happens out there had a link.

He was joking.

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:37 pm

Mulboyne wrote:He was joking.

Sorry, jumped the gun.
Appologies all round. :cool:

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:58 pm

Actually, some clarification about the story would be nice.I don't have any links.
I heard it from a lawyer I drink with. He came back from Chiba where one of his clients owns a golf course and is somehow connected with the story. He was vague about the details and only mentioned it because I'm a gaijin and was either trying to get a rise out of me or angling for something, I don't know. Anyway if those FG clowns are reading this, I'll bet they'll be needing a change of underwear.

by **omae mona** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:59 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:Sorry, jumped the gun.
Appologies all round.

Thanks to Mulboyne for jumping to my rescue. But I must admit I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm seriously humor impaired and MUST put smileys next to my comments. Whenever I think I'm being clever or funny, it turns out I'm not. :cry:

some rock band wrote:There's a fine line between clever and stupid

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:12 pm

omae mona wrote:Thanks to Mulboyne for jumping to my rescue. But I must admit I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm seriously humor impaired and MUST put smileys next to my comments. Whenever I think I'm being clever or funny, it turns out I'm not.

omae mona, your humour is not in anyway impaired. I should have taken the time to read some of your previous posts before running off a reply all half cocked. Having now done so I can only offer this; I'm just a cranky git and assumed the worst before taking the time to assess the situation.

by **kamome** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:16 am

CrankyBastard wrote:I'm just a cranky git

I thought you were just a cranky bastard!

by **CrankyBastard** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:01 am

kamome wrote:I thought you were just a cranky bastard!

Well, normally I am a cranky bastard but, last night I felt more like a "second-generation" cranky bastard, hence the the term cranky git.

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