Spray Toilets (Oh How I Miss A Clean Anus)

[sillygirl]

Hee hee....

[mr. sparkle]

[Greji]

Hee hee....

Is this what the normal hardworker office administrator/secretary spends her day thinking about?

I think Brucie (now that I think of it, it might be the pub) is causing undue influence on your thought process!

[sillygirl]

Is this what the normal hardworker office administrator/secretary spends her day thinking about?

Yep.

I think Brucie (now that I think of it, it might be the pub) is causing undue influence on your thought process!

Yep and

*HIC*

[American Oyaji]

Is this what the normal hardworker office administrator/secretary spends her day thinking about?

Ya got to admit. They ARE good at doing it.

[Taro Toporific]

Is this what the normal hardworker office administrator/secretary spends her day thinking about?

The UK office: hotbed of Bacchanalian lust
Work-based rumpy-pumpy epidemicThe Register-Tuesday 18th July 2006 09:43 GMT[floatr][/floatr]
It's official: the UK office is a steaming cauldron of sexual desire in which colleagues exchange flirtatious emails and smouldering looks as a ritual prelude to forming the work-based beast with two backs.
That, at least, is according to research by the Aziz Corporation, which concludes that not only have one third of Brits had a "fling" with a fellow worker, but that the majority of managers consider the practice "perfectly acceptable"...orgiastic Bacchanalia is fuelled by a heady mix of saucy email exchanges (28 per cent of pollees said they'd indulged in e-flirting)...more...

[Greji]

The UK office: hotbed of Bacchanalian lust

Here I was thinking this was just some unfortunate bad experience from Tochigi that was coming back to haunt poor SG and now you tell me she's bloody well bred into it! Poor Brucie!

[sillygirl]

[kamome]

The UK office: hotbed of Bacchanalian lust
Work-based rumpy-pumpy epidemicThe Register-Tuesday 18th July 2006 09:43 GMT[floatr][/floatr]
It's official: the UK office is a steaming cauldron of sexual desire in which colleagues exchange flirtatious emails and smouldering looks as a ritual prelude to forming the work-based beast with two backs.
That, at least, is according to research by the Aziz Corporation, which concludes that not only have one third of Brits had a "fling" with a fellow worker, but that the majority of managers consider the practice "perfectly acceptable"...orgiastic Bacchanalia is fuelled by a heady mix of saucy email exchanges (28 per cent of pollees said they'd indulged in e-flirting)...more...

Very different from the completely desexualized, sanitized American workplace. You have to completely watch everything you say out of fear of being subject to a sexual harassment lawsuit.

I choose the safe route - avoiding talking to women unless it's absolutely necessary and then keep the conversation limited to shop talk. That's how bad it is.

[sillygirl]

[Greji]

Hey, that's a touch up-scale from Humphry's ride (you really have to have some miles to remember Humphry)!

[IkemenTommy]

Toto's portable ass squirter










It just makes a great gift to bring back to your home country.

[omae mona]

Great graphics! Don't forget the movie is still online:

Don't tell me you've forgotten about the Toto Portable Washlet.

And for those of us who need a little help visualizing, watch "Portable Washlet: The Movie" (Windows Media, Quicktime, RealPlayer)

[Mulboyne]

It just makes a great gift to bring back to your home country.

I agree. It goes on my Dad's Christmas list immediately.

Alternative use for the washlet:

[YT]7PlVhsyDUtQ[/YT]

[Catoneinutica]

I agree. It goes on my Dad's Christmas list immediately.

Alternative use for the washlet:

[YT]7PlVhsyDUtQ[/YT]

Not too shabby. Mulboyne has a preternatural ability to come up with the most fascinating bits of J-photograph-and-video arcana.

-catone
-Just wanted to use the word "preternatural"
-Next up: "saturnine"

[Marked Trail]

[quote="GuyJean"]:rofl: You're such a 'beatnik' coffee-house fag.. ]
There's some published medical literature about curing intractable hiccups with rectal stimulation [like from a spraying toilet]. From the Annals of Emergency Medicine (August 1988, 17(8), p.872).
A follow-up case study was posted in the Journal of Internal Medicine in February of 1990 (abstract: .nih.gov)

[pheyton]

FYI, you can buy washlets of any kind now in the US. Mitsuwa always has some guy demoing them in the Costa Mesa store and some cheaper Chinese version is available on Ebay. The Neorest will still set you back about $4k-$5k though and several plumbers offer them in Cali.

My wife's grandmother's has a motion sensor so it automatically opens when you approach and all the lights turn on. Very nice when it's late at night and you can't find the light switch.

[Greji]

I'm still confused by the poll. It didn't have gargle as one of the choices..

[omae mona]

FYI, you can buy washlets of any kind now in the US. Mitsuwa always has some guy demoing them in the Costa Mesa store

Holy crap. Doesn't his ass get sore after a while?

[QwertyJPC]

i have a weird question:


is it true that the 'dumpers' outside of Tokyo are hard to use? i hear there aren't any toilets in Japan outside of Tokyo and instead there are some weird bathroom thingys in which you have to take off your pants and squat on it,then you have to get a broom and push the crap to the hole in the bathroom thingy. and you have to collect your toilet paper in a plastic bag and throw that somewhere else like some garbage can.

i have various experiences with different kinds of bathrooming. my Dad installed a spray in both bathrooms and it was strong enough to use on its own.

but now they're gone and so I just use toilet paper.

my dad did teach me to wash persian style: fill a bowl with water, wipe some soap on your hand and pour the water behind you on your butt while your clean with the soaped hand.

but because my big belly gets in the way, i wash Filopino style:
flush the toilet, then scoop the clean water and wash your butt with it. it works, that's how its done in the philippines. i actually do that when we run out of toilet paper.

[Coligny]

i have a weird question:


is it true that the 'dumpers' outside of Tokyo are hard to use? i hear there aren't any toilets in Japan outside of Tokyo and instead there are some weird bathroom thingys in which you have to take off your pants and squat on it,then you have to get a broom and push the crap to the hole in the bathroom thingy. and you have to collect your toilet paper in a plastic bag and throw that somewhere else like some garbage can.

The toilet paper in a bag is a Korean thing, and I'm pretty sure they only do it to the japanese tourist as a revenge...

As for toilet outside Tokyo... it's even worse than that, you have to shit in the woods, kill you own food, no electricity, no indoor plumbing... I heard some people try to flee to North Korea to improve their lifestyle...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Man, I'm getting tired of office buildings that leave the heated seats on all year. Especially when it's a toilet without AC. It's bad enough now but August is going to really suck.

[FG Lurker]

Man, I'm getting tired of office buildings that leave the heated seats on all year. Especially when it's a toilet without AC. It's bad enough now but August is going to really suck.

Just turn them off... I always do.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Just turn them off... I always do.

A lot of them can't be turned off or adjusted. I end up having to unplug them. It's so fucking stupid that they leave them on all year.

[Doctor Stop]

A lot of them can't be turned off or adjusted. I end up having to unplug them. It's so fucking stupid that they leave them on all year.

Unplugging and cutting the cord would teach them.

[tidbits]

A lot of them can't be turned off or adjusted. I end up having to unplug them. It's so fucking stupid that they leave them on all year.

Think positive, this way, you won't be able to tell if the warmth is produced by other bum or actually from the seat warmer.

[Greji]

Think positive, this way, you won't be able to tell if the warmth is produced by other bum or actually from the seat warmer.

Naah. A quick lick of the warmer will always tell you if it's yer bum or not...

[GomiGirl]

Naah. A quick lick of the warmer will always tell you if it's yer bum or not...

What is it with all you boys? Sniffing bus seats, licking toilet seats? Spring fever is certainly reaching pandemic proportions.

[Samurai_Jerk]

What is it with all you boys? Sniffing bus seats, licking toilet seats? Spring fever is certainly reaching pandemic proportions.

It's just Greji and he's hardly a boy.

[AssKissinger]

No one should be shitting anywhere but their own abode. Shitting when you're out and about is bad form.