Jack in Tokyo strikes out in Ropongi

[Jack]

I confess for not being able to hit in nightclubs, please tell your experience.

[Greji]

I confess for not being able to hit in nightclubs, please tell your experience.

Give no quarter or any sympathy and don't take prisoners. What time were you in Motown B? My mate and I were in the basement and took a couple of scalps at about 11:30 and you may have last glimced us dragging them down the road to shelter around then!

[Jack]

Give no quarter or any sympathy and don't take prisoners. What time were you in Motown B? My mate and I were in the basement and took a couple of scalps at about 11:30 and you may have last glimced us dragging them down the road to shelter around then!

I might have been the guy who let you through on the stairs
No, it was around 2 a.m. and we stayed there until 3:30. It was fun as there were lots of chicks there. But as I said, I struck out. Anyway, we are trying again tomorrow night but this time it will be around Nishi Azabu.

[Papa-Lazarou]

Erection in the back, the ladies cant resist it!


right? right?

[kamome]

Wait a minute - you were clubbing with your brother-in-law with the objective of scoring with chicks at a bar? How can that not get back to your wife? And if she doesn't care, what makes you think she's not doing the same thing to you and banging other gaijin guys?

[cstaylor]

The brother-in-law was probably using Jack as bait while subtly telling the ladies that he's married, hence the strikeouts.

[Jack]

Folks don't hijack the thread. I always wear my wedding band so that's not an issue and so far has never been a problem.

We are going out again tonight but this time I'm bringing the wife along so that rules out any attempt at capturing a prey although we will be watching intently others do it.

[AssKissinger]

I think a large part of the battle regarding picking up chicks in Japanese night clubs is chosing your target wisely. A lot of it is just eyeing out the cute one who wants you in her pants and then zeroing in on it. It's very hard to convince a girl who initially lacks the intention of screwing you to fuck but it's easy to fuck a girl who wants to fuck you. So make blatent passes like an ass squeeze early on. I remember someone on FG saying a long time ago that ass squeezes are the quicker-picker-uppers. That's true, if she keeps hanging on after an ass squeeze, she wants to fuck, otherwise move on. Chicks are like guys in that they usually know right away if they wanna fuck.

[maninjapan]

And its people like Jack that give us fairly decent FG a bad name......

[Greji]

And its people like Jack that give us fairly decent FG a bad name......

I'll have to take your word for it, as I am not acquainted with any fairly decent FGs!

[Jack]

And its people like Jack that give us fairly decent FG a bad name......

A bad name? What the fuck have been drinking? All I see is FG having a great time with J-chicks. If that's a "bad name" I'll have more of that.

[FG Lurker]

[...] For some reason I can get girls in Department stores, coffee shops, on the train, on the plane, on the streets, in elevators but almost never in night clubs. [...]

"For some reason"??

The reason is that there are OTHER GUYS in the nightclub! How many options does a horny woman have in an elevator? Not many. If you can pick out who's interested then the pickup is dead simple. Nightclubs are a lot harder for a below-average guy like you because of the number of average-or-better guys around competing for that same piece of ass.

[Jack]

If the idea is to get pussy it doesn't matter where you get it so long as you get it, isn't it? So What's your point loser Lurker?

[CrankyBastard]

Jack, I think you're either a phoney or just some guy digging his grave with his prick. Either way you're preaching to the choir here.
We're all, as the title says 'fuckedgaijin.'

[Iraira]

On 6-30-2006 Jack wrote,"

Well, boys and girls, we'll be visiting the Outlaws in Tokyo in the second half of July for couple of weeks and I was wondering if there is anything going on that we should be watching for.
My son is 15 and i'm really interested in finding out places where I can take him to meet other kids same age. We have done Odaiba, Harajuku and Akihabara. He often feels bored in Tokyo. So any tips would be appreciated."

Spending quality time with your kid?

[FG Lurker]

So What's your point loser Lurker?

You didn't get my point the first time around!? How stupid are you? (Tip: That's rhetorical.)

[kamome]

I got a pussy last Wesdnesday at Yurakucho in the BIC Camera store by the cellphones.

So this is one of those times you cheated and the wife didn't find out? This is at least the third cheat on your wife beyond the two that your wife knows of?

[AssKissinger]

She's getting her extra dick supply, don't worry.

Cue Jack saying 'No, she ain't'.

Uh, yeah she is mothefucker.

[Jack]

So this is one of those times you cheated and the wife didn't find out? This is at least the third cheat on your wife beyond the two that your wife knows of?

I never said I cheated twice. I said my wife CAUGHT me cheating twice.

[Iraira]

Originally Posted by Jack
I got a pussy last Wesdnesday at Yurakucho in the BIC Camera store by the cellphones.

Wait a sec, Jack didn't cheat on his wife last Wednesday. He bought her a cat? Engrish is becoming a problem, too. Syphillis can cause brian dementia after many years. If itching persists, see your doctor.

[kamome]

I never said I cheated twice. I said my wife CAUGHT me cheating twice.

Exactly. You've cheated at least the 3 times that you've admitted to on FG. What's the actual total?

[American Oyaji]

Exactly. You've cheated at least the 3 times that you've admitted to on FG. What's the actual total?

I'm the last one who should criticize Jack, when looking on my past indiscretions, but I never told anyone. Well, almost no one.

I'm ashamed of what I did and wish I hadn't.

Jack, if what you say is true and you're not lying on your dick as most med do from time to time, stop what you're doing now.

[maninjapan]

A bad name? What the fuck have been drinking? All I see is FG having a great time with J-chicks. If that's a "bad name" I'll have more of that.

See I think you haven't touched anything

all the blokes I know thet brag............

[AssKissinger]

Does the Jackofficer have kids?

[Jack]

It makes me feel good at my age that I can get girls 19, 20 or 30 years old. That's as good as sex itself.

[AssKissinger]

Just for the record, I stopped nampaing after I got married. You may think every gaijin in Japan is chasing tail but it's not really the case. I'm not at all religious but my gut tells me it's just wrong. It's not right to step out on your family.

[Big Booger]

Just for the record, I stopped nampaing after I got married. You may think every gaijin in Japan is chasing tail but it's not really the case. I'm not at all religious but my gut tells me it's just wrong. It's not right to step out on your family.

I concur. I haven't swashed any buckles in a while. I have been tempted, Japan is full of easy to get snatch, but it's just not my cup of tea. I have been married 8 years and the need to bone some other honey just isn't there.

[Iraira]

I can relate to the concept of chasing tail, it's primordial. I even understand the desire to do so after marriage. Afterall, if you get caught and it leads to divorce, then it's just a war between you and the wife and associated lawyers. Adults behaving like kids.
However, when you have kids; you gotta put their interests first. No one should be such an idiot to think, "Oh, my wife would never leave me no matter if I even nailed her sister." If you were to get divorced, your kids would suffer, from your sexual indiscretions. They are completely innocent in this situation, yet you seem to treat them with the same degree of respect that you treat your wife with.
I assume that you are wearing a jimmy hat when you allegedly dip your wick in other vats of wax. Nothing says "I had a great time on vacation, honey.", than a raging STD.

[Greji]

I hereby make a motion that those who can show medical evidence of having contacted YBF, be excused as targets from the arrows, darts and spears flying around about cheaters, adulterers and other good guys.

[jingai]

This is an open forum, you guys don't know my name or what I do. But I know one thing, like every gaijin I have met in Japan, you are all after one thing, pussy. I just say it out loud.

Not really, and if that's all they have to offer you, it's just sad. Nothing but interchangeable body parts, your own flesh-and-blood sex toy.

I think it was Murakami Haruki who wrote in a short essay that they should post a sign saying "Don't you feel empty aftewards?" in love hotels.