Frog Attacks Two Girls in Shinjuku Erection Restaurant!

[Captain Japan]

[ichigo partygirl]

You know i actually thought in my half-awake state that i had misread that title.....But then i remembered this is FG therefore is was probably true....

[Samurai_Jerk]

Man, I'm pretty brave when it comes to food, but squirming frog sashimi is just a bit too much. Btw, for the record, that was pig nut not pig penis.

[Greji]

Btw, for the record, that was pig nut not pig penis.

Say what?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Say what?

Hey man, did you watch the vid?

[kamome]

That's one of the cruelest things I've seen. That poor frog was still alive as they ate its flesh!

[GuyJean]

That's one of the cruelest things I've seen. That poor frog was still alive as they ate its flesh!

Yeah, I'm not much for eating things when they're still alive. I had a lobster once where the chef came out to pour sake on it's exposed brain.. so I could watch it twitch. I was so impressed! Actually, the lobster was probably/hopefully almost dead, and what I witnessed were nerve reactions.. I hope. But the experience made the raw lobster taste terrible..

Although.. I have eaten a beating turtle heart, drunk it's blood, and nibbled on it's penis. (The penis was boiled.. and I believe the turtle was killed, then quickly dismembered so I could have it's heart and blood. It was all very humane. )

GJ

[Greji]

[quote="GuyJean"]Although.. I have eaten a beating turtle heart, drunk it's blood, and nibbled on it's penis. ]

If this happened last night, I think I knew the turtle!

[GuyJean]

If this happened last night, I think I knew the turtle!

Don't think you met her]vending machine[/URL].

GJ

[Iraira]

Although.. I have ........nibbled on it's penis.
GJ

Y'know, that's probably something that you don't want to write here, there, or anywhere. Things like that have a nasty way of coming back to haunt a person; at job interviews, when running for political office, and family reunions, when drunk Uncle Bob has to bring the story up again, in front of your new girlfriend, before he throws up on the Christmas tree. Seen it happen at least a dozen times. I think it was Ghandi who said, "Never talk about how you nibbled on a turtle penis." I think those words are even more true today.

[GuyJean]

[quote="Iraira"]Y'know, that's probably something that you don't want to write here, there, or anywhere. Things like that have a nasty way of coming back to haunt a person] I keep it off my resume.. And I'm sure Ghandi ate his share of turtle penes.

It was part of a dinner course some Yaks were providing for me and a couple fine gaijin friends; they said the penis would give me 'stamina' for later in the evening.. Seemed to do the trick.

I wacked-off twelve times that night.

GJ

[Iraira]

[quote="GuyJean"]I wacked-off twelve times that night. ]

I suppose that you have proof of this? I am willing to accept (not physically accept of course, they probably have become crusty by now) 12 balled up Kleenexes (what is the plural of Kleenex?), or anything on Beta-max or Super 8.

To answer your question...yes, I have sunk to lower forms of humor than this.

[Greji]

That's one of the cruelest things I've seen. That poor frog was still alive as they ate its flesh!

How do you figure? You wouldn't expect those poor girls to eat a dead frog would you?

[Mulboyne]

I see Yoshinoya are taking a leaf out of their book:

[kamome]

I see Yoshinoya are taking a leaf out of their book:

As bad as that is, why can't I stop laughing at this picture?

[Greji]

:D As bad as that is, why can't I stop laughing at this picture?

Could be that they are using shoga with the domburi? I don't know what else it could be!