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Postby Ketou » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:02 am

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Postby devicenull » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:27 am

there is too much of this shit. while funny, it gets old (and your english gets almost as bad after long enough)
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:57 am

devicenull wrote:there is too much of this shit. while funny, it gets old (and your english gets almost as bad after long enough)


Actually, I like to see examples the other way - "eihongo"? - where a western product / person has stuffed up translating into Japanese ... and it's funny.

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Or even some cultural blunders either way, like this one from I18nguy.com:

Honda Fitta/Jazz/Fit

Car maker Honda introduced their new car "Fitta" in the Nordic countries during 2001, only to find out that "fitta" is an old word, currently used in vulgar language to refer to a woman's genitals in Swedish, Norwegian and Danish. It was renamed to "Honda Jazz" for the Nordic market.
According to newspaper articles, Japanese ads said that "[Fitta] is small on the outside, but large on the inside".

It's now called the Honda Fit in Japanese markets ...


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Postby tetsujin gaijin » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:28 pm

The best website to post engrish stuff is http://www.engrish.com
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:58 pm

On another tangent, the rule for translating movie titles appears to be stick something about love in there :love2: , no matter what the title was :? .

From Japanese.about.com ...

Japanese.about.com (paraphrased) wrote:English Title :arrow: Japanese Title (translation)

Sleeping with the Enemy :arrow: Ai ga kowareru toki (When love is broken)

Something to Talk About :arrow: Ai ni mayotta toki (When lost in love)

Dying Young :arrow: Ai no sentaku (The choice of love)

Final Analysis :arrow: Ai to iu na no giwaku (The suspicion named love)

Out of Africa :arrow: Ai to kanashimi no hate (The end of love and sorrow)

An Officer and A Gentleman :arrow: Ai to seishun no tabidachi (The departure of love and youth)

Dead Again :arrow: Ai to shi no aida de (In between love and death)

Children of a Lesser God :arrow: Ai wa shizukesa no naka ni (Love is in the silence)

Shadow Lands :arrow: Eien no ai ni ikite (Living in the lasting love)

Mad Dog and Glory :arrow: Koi ni ochitara (When falling in love)

The Fabulous Baker Boys :arrow: Koi no yukue (The place love has gone)

As Good As It Gets :arrow: Renai shousetsuka (A romance novel writer)


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Postby Neo-Rio » Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:02 pm

Interesting observation. I guess the Japanese are starved of love, and women make most of the video choices.
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Postby bunchoffuckinggoofs » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:01 pm

Fascinating. Marketing folks are bloody clever. I reckon Japanese women control about 90 percent of spending in families so "love" must sell.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:28 pm

Theyv'e also got an old obaasan writing the titles as well.
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Postby bunchoffuckinggoofs » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:50 pm

I would have thought that they had a "young" obasan writing the titles.
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Postby nullpointer » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:17 pm

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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:49 pm

nullpointer wrote: . . .


"Serial Fucker" - is that a sailor with 9 girls in each harbour - (ie: "9 holes per port")?

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Postby dimwit » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:46 pm

nullpointer wrote:Image


The reality that the mother of some ten year old girl is going to buy it for her daughter because she likes the colors.:rolleyes:
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:08 pm

That's a classic shirt! Where can I get one?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:30 pm

FG Lurker wrote:That's a classic shirt! Where can I get one?


Engrish t-shirts work both ways... I once convinced a van load of Japanese and Taiwanese girls on a summer school field trip to buy and wear these T-shirts. :p

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Postby nullpointer » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:32 pm

FG Lurker wrote:That's a classic shirt! Where can I get one?


The pic was taken in Thailand, so your hunt will have to begin there.
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