This is the bomb!

by **(1VB)freels** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:47 pm

Welcome shane. you are a lucky so and so to hove missed so much!!!:eek:

by **sublight** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:59 pm

Hey there, another new guy checking in. Hope you like the avatar.

by **Greji** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:06 am

sublight2 wrote:Hey there, another new guy checking in. Hope you like the avatar.

Welcome aboard. You avatar trained under my kids I see!
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:46 am

sublight2 wrote:[floatl][/floatl]

Hey there, another new guy checking in. Hope you like the avatar.

Hey, when did you tap into my bedroom webcam to get a picture of me yesterday morning waking up at 11:59? :confused:

by **Greji** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:08 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Hey, when did you tap into my bedroom webcam to get a picture of me yesterday morning waking up at 11:59?

Couldn't be you Taro. He's got more hair!
:cool:

by **sublight** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:37 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Hey, when did you tap into my bedroom webcam to get a picture of me yesterday morning waking up at 11:59?

Actually, it's a shot of my kid at 10 minutes old. Combination of father's pride and enjoyment of a truly gross photo.

by **IkemenTommy** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:58 pm

I take it that is a keitai shot of the baby?

by **sublight** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:39 pm

Actually, that was with a regular camera. I just cut the size way down for uploading. Not sure why it came out so red (the photo, that is, not the kid. I know why he came out red). Guess I have to read the manual.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:18 pm

sublight wrote: Not sure why it came out so red -- the photo, that is

Hey even color-corrected to lowest, reasonable amount of red for the photo, that kid's mouth is alien. :eye:

by **sublight** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:59 pm

Dude, that's purple. If he looked like that, they'd have had him locked in an oxygen capsule!

But, yeah, he's a bigmouth. Anyway, he looks a lot more normal now.

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:32 am

sublight wrote:Actually, that was with a regular camera. I just cut the size way down for uploading. Not sure why it came out so red (the photo, that is, not the kid. I know why he came out red). Guess I have to read the manual.

They don't call them "aka-chan" for nothing.

by **(1VB)freels** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:13 am

Welcome!!!

by **t3hWIT** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:05 am

I registered two weeks ago and only received the confirmation email today. :-?

Anyways, I'm a college student in Pennsylvania with hopes to travel to Japan at some point. This school doesn't offer many language courses which is a shame, but even so, I doubt I will ever have the chance to travel to Japan to work/live. :confused:

Just thought I'd check in.

by **t3hWIT** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:47 am

Not a problem. I thought it might have been some form of a spam prevention, so I sent an email yesterday to see what was up.

by **kurohinge1** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:55 am

t3hWIT wrote:
I registered two weeks ago and only received the confirmation email today. . . .

What Ultra is not telling you is that sometimes the background checks (as to whether or not you're a miscreant or reprobate) take some time.

Especially in your case, t3hWIT, because t[color="Red"]2[/color]hWIT and t[color="Red"]4[/color]hWIT both set off the bells and whistles (as they turn up on a quite few watch lists).

But, ultimately, Ultra must've determined that you are one, and now you've in here with the rest of us miscreants. ]http://www.werewolf.com/vb/images/smilies/beerchug.gif[/IMG]

by **CrankyBastard** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:32 pm

Welcome t3hWIT.
May you accumulate lines of bright green snots.

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15503

:cool:

by **t3hWIT** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:58 pm

Snot level, eh? I'll probably do more lurking than posting, as I've yet to figure out this board yet.

BTW, t3h somehow formed from "the" and WIT is half my last name, which people call me by. Kinda dumb, but better than the usual Subaru related screennames.

by **Finished Law School** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:51 pm

bikkle wrote:Welcome.

Sorry about that. We've had problems with the email confirmations lately. I made some changes to the email settings and re-sent the emails out to everyone who had unconfirmed registrations.

I had a similar issue - did not receive the email confirmation on my original registration attempt - so I just registered again and it worked the second time.

by **eddie** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:40 pm

i am not a foreigner. nice to meet you. peace

by **CrankyBastard** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:33 am

t3hWIT wrote: I'll probably do more lurking than posting, as I've yet to figure out this board yet.

I know just what you mean.
First it was the smilies, then the green snot, and recently I've noticed a proliferation of 'Willies Of Mass Distraction' appearing in the profiles.

by **kurohinge1** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:38 pm

[quote="CrankyBastard"]I know just what you mean.
First it was the smilies, then the green snot, and recently I've noticed a proliferation of 'Willies Of Mass Distraction' appearing in the profiles.
]

That's not a WMD!

This is a WMD:

by **CrankyBastard** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:41 pm

by **F_O_R_E_X** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:43 pm

Hi every1

Just a brief introduction for now

I'm "FOREX" and the latest newbie around here........
I trade currencies, stock indexes, commodities through internet based brokers &
platforms.

Hope to enjoy my stay though i wont be posting too much because i'm
always busy monitoring & penetrating the markets.

I am 39 years old, male, european and nice down to earth person.
I speak or understand 4 languages (English is not my mother language so
please excuse me if i cant gramatically compete any english teacher's )

regards
Forex Family (My sister Yen_Girl might join too)

:love2:

by **nullpointer** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:34 pm

Forex, Welcome.

by **Greji** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:41 pm

bikkle wrote:

kurohinge1 (mastodonic)

What happens in cases like mine where I am to large for the scale, or in AK's where he doesn't cut paper?
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:48 pm

gboothe wrote:What happens in cases like mine where I am to large for the scale, or in AK's where he doesn't cut paper?

You just add a right and left bend to the shaft

and head

graphics.

Right bend

Left bend

by **F_O_R_E_X** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:59 pm

In between the
Dog (great dane) and
Stallion (pony)

can we insert the Defunct Dick of Defunct porn actor John Holmes ?? (30cms length)

we could name it the Man XXL Dead Dick ??

by **CrankyBastard** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:49 pm

This thread reminds me of an incident a number of years back.
I was taking a leak in a public toilet when this big American of African ancestry, obviously in a rush, sprinted up to the urinal next to me, unzipped and with a smile and a long sigh, said to me,"Wheeww....just made it!"
I looked down and said,"Wow, do you think you could make one for me, please?"

by **Guest** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:20 am

I've seen this place for years so I decided to join up now that I have my own lappy.

I see the purple skin is gone. this blue one is too.

glad to be here ^^

by **F_O_R_E_X** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:30 pm

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