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Postby Jack » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:30 am

I was around Shibuya Hachiko one evening when a young girl approached me to ask if I was waiting for someone. I said that I wasn't and she asked if I would like to be with her? She spoke very good English (although she claimed never to have lived outside Japan) she quickly grabbed my hand as we were crossing that major crosswalk. As soon as she did that red lights started flashing in my head. Now I'm unsure if I should be blunt to ask her if she is a working girl. She was wearing a Chanel dress and really dressed like a hooker. Sure enough, she was a hooker and asked for "nana man yen" for full service. I quickly stopped and told her she could go back to Hachiko to find someone else.

She was shocked and after some discussion she agreed to have a drink with me. So we went for a drink and talked about her. 22 years old and very pretty with a fine body. parents think she is going to school but instead she works for an agency but tonight she was trying on her own to avoid paying the agency's commission.

Shortly after, I told her that I would have sex with her but I will not pay. She gave me that puzzled look that most Japanese girls do when thinking and she said, "I have never done it with a foreigner before and I would like to try it, you are handsome... okay let's go"

My first and only experience with a J-working girl although that was a freebie.
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Postby Charles » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:04 am

It is so sad when closeted gays continually overcompensate by boasting about the women they allegedly bedded.

Come on Jack, accept your homosexuality.
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Postby Jack » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:49 am

Charles wrote:It is so sad when closeted gays continually overcompensate by boasting about the women they allegedly bedded.

Come on Jack, accept your homosexuality.


Hahahaha!! Then why would I not talk about banging guys?
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Postby Iraira » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:53 am

Sounds like one of those good old stories that 15 year old guys spew about having gotten a blow job from a cousin's friend who lives in (insert a local appoximately 2000-3000 miles from where you grew up).
Can't wait for the second edition of the FG-style Penthouse Forum to hit the stands. All the lube was sold out in Shibuya....coincidence?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:27 am

Jack, I would've given you mad props if you got her to pay you instead.

Oh well, either way, here is a medal for a consolation. :bukkake:
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:06 am

Jack, as Charles's post alludes to, that was actually Chuckie in drag.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:46 am

Hey Jack,
Tell us about the time you took it in the ass from the Yakuza boss.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:06 am

15 reasons why I think Jack allows his intelligence to get in the way of his education.

She spoke very good English
never outside Japan
grabbed my hand
nana man yen for full service
find someone else
She was shocked
we went for a drink and talked
going to school
works for an agency
trying on her own
I will not pay
puzzled look
never done it with a foreigner before
you are handsome...
freebie.
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What a crock 'o shit!
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:17 pm

Charles wrote:It is so sad when closeted gays continually overcompensate by boasting about the women they allegedly bedded.

Come on Jack, accept your homosexuality.


Jealous Chas, or just looking for head? BTW Jack ain't an Aussie!
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:19 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Hey Jack,
Tell us about the time you took it in the ass from the Yakuza boss.


Nah, that was Neo!
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:22 pm

gboothe wrote:Nah, that was Neo!
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Naw. It was both of them.

But Neo enjoyed it and asked for seconds.
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:41 pm

If we pretend for a nanosecond that this story has any truth to it... all it says is that a) Jack sleeps with hookers and b) he is too much of a cheap arse to pay them. Yes this proves you are a stud!!

But methinks he is protesting too much. Anybody who talks about it, just isn't getting it. Same thing for money - anyone who has to boast about it doesn't have it.

But who hangs around Hachiko when they are not waiting for somebody? That is just creepy. gross... loser.. perve...
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Postby Charles » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:55 pm

GomiGirl wrote:But methinks he is protesting too much. Anybody who talks about it, just isn't getting it.

Well, not getting it from women at least. But we shouldn't interrupt, Jack was just starting to tell us of his gay adventures in Kabukicho.
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:23 pm

GomiGirl wrote:But who hangs around Hachiko when they are not waiting for somebody? That is just creepy. gross... loser.. perve...


Ahh Shit! Ya saw me!
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:24 pm

Charles wrote:Well, not getting it from women at least. But we shouldn't interrupt, Jack was just starting to tell us of his gay adventures in Kabukicho.


That's 2-chome!
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Postby amdg » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:54 pm

GomiGirl wrote:If we pretend for a nanosecond that this story has any truth to it... all it says is that a) Jack sleeps with hookers and b) he is too much of a cheap arse to pay them. Yes this proves you are a stud!!

But methinks he is protesting too much. Anybody who talks about it, just isn't getting it. Same thing for money - anyone who has to boast about it doesn't have it.

But who hangs around Hachiko when they are not waiting for somebody? That is just creepy. gross... loser.. perve...


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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:05 pm

I don't agree that big talkers aren't getting any though. That's case by case. Like, I talk about how big my dick is and it really is huge.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:28 pm

AssKissinger wrote:I don't agree that big talkers aren't getting any though. That's case by case. Like, I talk about how big my dick is and it really is huge.


Yeah, and when I was a teenager I could barely bend my dick in one hand. Then as got older it became impossible even using both hands. Now that I'm on the wrong side of sixty, I can bend it double with one hand really easily.
Do you think it's normal that I should be getting so much stronger at this age?
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Postby kurohinge1 » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:49 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:Yeah, and when I was a teenager I could barely bend my dick in one hand. Then as got older it became impossible even using both hands. Now that I'm on the wrong side of sixty, I can bend it double with one hand really easily.
Do you think it's normal that I should be getting so much stronger at this age?
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Cranky, by sixty, I would've thought you'd worked out how to do it right - you don't fold it, man.

No folding.

It's not origami.

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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:08 pm

Cranky Bastard was old and spent.
His member all gnarled and bent,
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:32 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]:rofl:

Cranky, by sixty, I would've thought you'd worked out how to do it right - you don't fold it, man.

No folding.

It's not origami.

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That's where those Viagra IV's come into play!
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Nampa story No. 2

Postby Jack » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:03 am

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Postby jingai » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:18 am

Wow, amazing. You met a woman and she liked you and spent time with you. Can't wait for the next post.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:25 am

Image

[SIZE="6"][color="DarkOrange"]Here's Jack's farm bitch doing her pig imitation. [/color][/SIZE]
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Postby oyajikun » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:47 am

I guess there is life after Sumo.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:51 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:52 am

AssKissinger wrote:[SIZE="6"][color="DarkOrange"]Here's Jack's farm bitch doing her pig imitation. [/color][/SIZE]

Thanks AK, that's just what I wanted to see this morning. So wrong..
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Postby Greji » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:58 am

AssKissinger wrote:[SIZE="6"][color="DarkOrange"]Here's Jack's farm bitch doing her pig imitation. [/color][/SIZE]


Come on AK, I don't like you posting shots of my woman all over the net like that. As I hot as she is, I could lose her somebody like Charles. But I don't think she would step out on me for Jack, she was supposed to be studying pig slopping.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:23 pm

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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:40 pm

jingai wrote:Wow, amazing. You met a woman and she liked you and spent time with you. Can't wait for the next post.

For someone like Jack that is amazing.

Well, it would be, but I don't think he's left his mother's basement in years...
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