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ueno park snacking on pancakes with a firesprite.

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ueno park snacking on pancakes with a firesprite.

Postby dangermouse » Mon Mar 03, 2003 6:37 pm

i met a firesprite in yoyogi park last summer.she was lying under a tree next to a sound system, with a bottle of wine in her hand.Her long brown hair danced over her beautiful big eastern eyes.her english was little.we met the week after in ueno.we ate pancakes up in one of the skyscrapers.getting bowls of fish, sald and egg and frying them on a hot plate.drinking wine, she started singing to me and her cheeks went red.i bought her an ice cream at this little parlour on the street and we ran to this hidden liquer store on the corner where this old woman, grinning from ear to ear, opened up a cheap bottle of red for me.then we headed to the park.the border was littered with skateboarders sliding in and out of coke cans and scraping up the handrails that lead into the green recesses of the park.tramps, lying about in a million shades of brown, grin at the noise of wheels scraping up the sidewalk.further into the park are these fearsome trees that split the sunset and cast dark fractals over the ground, painting a picture of a place that isnt the city.they mark an inward path that leads to the orange glow of a buddhist temple, where more bums are reciting prayer, while ducks glide with content among the lotus leaves in the nearby pond.the water is illuminated by neon shine from the nearby skyscrapers that blink red above the trees, indicating a faraway place from the tranquility of here.She jumped down on to a stone protruding from the edge of the water and laughed at the moon.through the reeds, a ducked quacked at the arrival of us.hand in hand, we left the main park and entered a new place.slim trees and headlights envelope us as we pass a road and climb a new set of stairs.she feels so warm to me now as we hug each other.we keep strolling to a stone statue, and then past more trees, at the end of them at which is another magnificent temple, that has a corkscrew like bronze symbol perched on its top, that reminds me of the void spinning all around us.we stumble upon a playground within the park, which looks so sleepy now, being closed up at this after midnight hour.leaves blow over the slides and the garish colours of the merrygoround are hidden by darkness and further concealed by the silvery grey of the moonlight.Goofy is fast asleep and i trip over a large model of a green tea ice cream.climbing over a low iron gate, we meet Dumbo, and sit in the carriage.wrapped up together in the elephant.brown leaves fly around and cluster up near closed ticket office in front of us.i want to have a go on the swings but shes so sleepy now so i wait till the morning.
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"snacking on pancakes with a firesprite"

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 03, 2003 10:35 pm

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dangermouse wrote:i met a firesprite in yoyogi park ... dark fractals over the ground, painting a picture of a place that isnt the city....

If I was stoned, and I mean really, really f*cked up, then this would make sense to me.


Damn, Josh admit it. You and both did that little sprite. I've even got proof of you on an opium binge so you could render the capricious firesprite world in Quicktime here and here
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CHIKUBI in Constantinople.

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:43 pm

Anonymous wrote:i was the firesprite danger mouse and...i got the ky and you got the cream salad boy.so lick on my ears and melt in my mouth.


You mutter such objects of fairy equine delight, while in a basket of hounds and toes, that the mind's ability to sew together slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of CHIKUBI in Constantinople.
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This thread should be renamed.

Postby American Oyaji » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:07 pm

This thread should be renamed.


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Postby dangermouse » Wed Mar 05, 2003 1:27 am

she was the firesprite coz her hair was so damn wild and brown and wavy and locked like a flame and she lit my face up like the 4th of july.i kissed her in the carriage and dumbo shook like kobe 95.i was licking her ear real hot like and she was reminsicing about high school summers by the pool suckin on strawberry ices and rubbing oil into her bikini pussy line.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:20 am

dangermouse wrote:...suckin on strawberry ices and rubbing oil into her bikini pussy line.


So turn her around 3 times before you lie down, you overly hairy, bug ingesting, hamster torturing, discognizant heir of a flatulent Human Resources Professional.
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Postby Big Booger » Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:33 am

This has to be some of the most retarded banter I have ever read in my life.
I like it.
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This is the post that made me a YOKOZUNA on the FG!!

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:51 pm

Big Booger wrote:This has to be some of the most retarded banter I have ever read in my life.
I like it.


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Re: This is the post that made me a YOKOZUNA on the FG!!

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Mar 05, 2003 4:18 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:*This is the post that made me a YOKOZUNA on the FG!![/size]


Yeah yeah - show off!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: This is the post that made me a YOKOZUNA on the FG!!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:39 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:*This is the post that made me a YOKOZUNA on the FG!!


Yeah yeah - show off!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby dangermouse » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:02 pm

the firesprite is dead now and gone forever but all i want is one kiss from her lilly white lips and then she can return back to the grave.my lips are as cold as clay, and my breath is heavy and strong.dont you remember ueno park where we used to walk?pluck the finest flower you have and let it wither to a stone.your fire died as quickly as it spread in my now desolate heart.ah cold blows the wind over my true love.........
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:24 pm

Sounds like Necrophilia to me.
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