Fantasy Football - FG Bowl!

[kamome]

Hey, Fucked Gaijins! The 2006 FG Bowl league has been created on Yahoo!

Now is your chance to earn bragging rights among your fellow FGs for the year.

For anyone who wants to join, here is the info:

League ID: 614804
League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/614804
League Name: FG Bowl
Password: FG

THE LIVE ONLINE DRAFT WILL TAKE PLACE THIS SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2006 at 9:45am EDT (US East Coast time). PLEASE TRY TO BE AT YOUR COMPUTER AT LEAST 10 MINUTES BEFOREHAND.

(Sorry, couldn't get a better draft time).

**Since people have have had problems joining in the past, I think it's a good idea to PM your email address to me if you want to join so that I can send you an invitation through the Yahoo system.**

Some items of note:

- Don't consider joining unless you plan to be an active member. That means setting your lineups each week, adjusting your rosters for injuries and bye weeks, proposing/rejecting trades on a timely basis, etc.

- This is a free league. I did a little bit of research and I think it will take too much time for me to organize money transfers through Pay-Pal or some other means (anyone is free to volunteer to organize this, however)

- New change for the year: 5 bonus points awarded for yardage totals (300 passing yds for QBs, 100 rushing yds for RBs, 100 receiving yards for WRs)

- Like last year, the configuration is QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, flex RB/WR slot, K, DEF and 5 bench spots

- Smack talking is not only allowed, it's encouraged!

- For new FGs: we've been doing this for the past few years and it's a lot of fun. I won the championship last year and Big Booger won it the year before that. Maybe this year will be your turn.

Good luck,
kamome (a.k.a. Kanto |-KRUSH-|)
Commish Extraordinaire

P.S. GuyJean, AK and I have already signed up.

[AssKissinger]

C'mon you chicken shit pansies! You afraid of getting assassinated?

[kamome]

Well, we've now had to postpone the draft twice. Seems no one wants to sign up. Where the hell are all you FG'ers? There has to be 7 more of you out there who like football enough to join a fantasy league!

[Captain Japan]

Send me the info. I'll sign up. But as usual I'll dominate.

[canman]

But I don't have confidence I can make enough time to do it right. Can you give me a ballpark figure how long it takes to manage a team a week? I love NFL football, and would love to kick AK's ass. Oh what the hell count me in. I'll make the time. Kanome I'll email you my private email address right now.

[dimwit]

Hey, I only start noticing the NFL season once the Grey Cup is over. ARGOOOOOOS.

[Gilligan]

Great! I saw the message this morning and was bummed that I'd missed it. Sign me up!

[Captain Japan]

Since I am at such an advantage I'll give you guys a little tip. My first round pick: Jeff George.

[Gilligan]

2nd round Domanik Davis and third round Deion branch?

[AssKissinger]

Can you give me a ballpark figure how long it takes to manage a team a week?

That's up to you but Yahoo makes it really easy. They tell you if a player is hurt and so on. Believe me, you'll still be spending way more time on FG.

[kamome]

UPDATE: THE FANTASY FOOTBALL LIVE DRAFT HAS BEEN MOVED TO SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH AT 11:30PM EST (US East Coast time).

Thanks, Captain Japan, Canman and Gilligan. Adding you guys to the mix, we should have 6 slots filled.

Here's my prediction for Captain Japan's all-star caliber roster picks for the draft:

QB: Jeff George
WR: Brian Finneran
WR: Joey Galloway
WR: Jerry Rice
RB: Ron Dayne
RB: Domanik Davis
K: Morton Anderson
DEF: Texans

[kamome]

But I don't have confidence I can make enough time to do it right. Can you give me a ballpark figure how long it takes to manage a team a week? I love NFL football, and would love to kick AK's ass. Oh what the hell count me in. I'll make the time. Kanome I'll email you my private email address right now.

Hey Canman, you don't have to spend much time each week to manage a team. Fanatics like me can spend an hour a day reading info about injuries, projections, matchups, etc., but you can do the minimum and make sure your injured players are replaced with healthy ones and set your line-up each week.

There are tons of websites out there that contain information about fantasy football, so you don't have to do that much thinking.

[kamome]

Hey Canman and Gilligan - I just checked and you still haven't signed up. Please join!

[AssKissinger]

SEPTEMBER 9TH AT 11:30PM EST

That's after the first game.

[canman]

I was waiting for your invitation Kanome. Don't worry about it. See you at the draft.

[GuyJean]

Fuck!.. The Fantasy page is cock-blocked at my work!.. This is going to suck for Sunday games..

Guess I'll have to strategically plan my annihilation of you worthless pussies ahead of time.. I guess it's no different than every year..

GJ

[Gilligan]

OK I've registered -- sorry about the delay.

Now if I can only somehow land Daunte Culpepper as my starting QB I'll be all set;)

[kamome]

That's after the first game.

I know. I could have picked something in the middle of the week, but most people would be at work where they would be cockblocked from entering the draft. It's going to screw up the scoring somewhat, but if you're as good as me, it won't matter. Let the ass-kicking begin!

[kamome]

Well, the draft is over and as usual, everyone's team but mine sucks ass. Good luck losers!

Anyway, Canman and Gilligan, what are your names in the fantasy league? I'm trying to figure out who is who.

[Gilligan]

Well, the draft is over and as usual, everyone's team but mine sucks ass. Good luck losers!

Well, kamome, your defense should be OK -- other than that, I'd say your lineup's questionable, at best ]Anyway, Canman and Gilligan, what are your names in the fantasy league? I'm trying to figure out who is who.[/QUOTE]

I'm The Boston Masacres.

[kamome]

Canman: which team are you?

Gilligan: Questionable? Did you see my point total for this week??! 147 friggin' points, and that's before LaMont Jordan even sets foot on the field.

Sorry, but Kevin Jones won't be able to carry your team this year (or any year).

[canman]

Ok so we got slammed a little bit this first week, and damn Payton Manning, I was expecting huge numbers from him and he let me down.
Could we get a list of all the teams and owners?
I especially want to know what punk ass team AK has put together. Mind you I guess if I just look at the suckiest team I'll probably be able to find them.

[AssKissinger]

Mind you I guess if I just look at the suckiest team I'll probably be able to find them.

Don't be fooled by whatever you see during this BULLSHIT preseason exhibition. The Assassins will rule next week when the game actually counts.

PS Fuck You

[kamome]

Could we get a list of all the teams and owners?

Asskissinger = Assassins
kamome = Kanto -|KRUSH|-
GuyJean = Tama Pterodactyls
Captain Japan = Tokyo No-Pan
Gilligan = Boston Massacres
Canman = Hachinohe Slammers

The only other person I know in there is "P-Sax", my brother. There are about 3 random dudes who joined before the draft, but seem to be into the game.

So far, I think Tokyo No-Pan is leading in the smack talk race. I think he's going to run a whole series profiling the players on his fantasy team!

[kamome]

The Krush is rolling! GJ and Captain Japan, are you actually playing or just going through the motions?

[canman]

I can't see how you are so confident. Your qb will tank soon enough, and thanks for not trading Frank"butter fingers" Gore to me, you saved me some points. Looks like your team is getting old, and will start to break down soon. AK it must be smoke and mirrors that you are 2-0, can't wait for reality to set in for you as well. Kamome, thanks for making the FG Bowl, I'm really enjoying this season much more than usual. Although I find myself getting really jumpy around Friday waiting for the weeks games to start. This could be habit forming.

[AssKissinger]

AK it must be smoke and mirrors that you are 2-0, can't wait for reality to set in for you as well.

Smoke and mirrors my fucking ass punk motherfucker faggot! I made some key moves after the 'preseason' game and my two new picks scored 17 more points than projected EACH during their first game so you can go suck a nut bitch.

I NEVER root against Atlanta but that gay ass charity fucking FEMA bowl gimme to the Saints did save my ass. Too bad The Falcons had to take one up the ass so the NFL can look good by shining fake ass sunshine up New Orleans' flooded asscrack.

Anyway, you either win or lose and it's 2 and 0 bitch so fuck you and your sorry ass team of bitches.

[GuyJean]

The Krush is rolling! GJ and Captain Japan, are you actually playing or just going through the motions?

? I only lost by 3 points.. I expected to pull ahead in the Monday game, but Dunn-shit ran for fucking 40 yards, or something.. Most my stars had a buy week last week anyway.. Lucky for AK..

Get ready for my Pterodactyl cock to lay some dinosaur pipe!

GJ

[canman]

I feel you are wrried about the rest of the season so you are trying to play up the fact that your bunch of losers have gotten lucky these first few weeks. Key moves, playing with your small dick is not considered a key move. Anyway lets see what happens in the next few weeks, your bullshit luck is bound to run out sooner than later. Biyatch

[AssKissinger]

I feel you are wrried about the rest of the season so you are trying to play up the fact that your bunch of losers have gotten lucky these first few weeks. Key moves, playing with your small dick is not considered a key move. Anyway lets see what happens in the next few weeks, your bullshit luck is bound to run out sooner than later. Biyatch

News flash! I'm [color="Red"][SIZE="7"]UNDEFEATED [/SIZE][/color]and you're not. Plus I have more total points than you.

Numbers talk and [SIZE="7"]BULLSHIT[/SIZE] walks.