J-girl Nampa Stories

[jingai]

[blackcat]

JACK
Could you kindly post the pics of your J-wife getting reamed by black guys while you are "on business" in Vancouver?

thanks mate.

[AssKissinger]

JACK
Could you kindly post the pics of your J-wife getting reamed by black guys while you are "on business" in Vancouver?

thanks mate.

Is it worse to have black guys ream your wife?

[Jack]

JACK
Could you kindly post the pics of your J-wife getting reamed by black guys while you are "on business" in Vancouver?

thanks mate.

No, but can I post the one I have of fucking your wife?

[Jack]

Okay boys and girls, here's another one:

I'm on the Keio train from Shinjukku going home for the night when a young cute girl standing up in front of me (I am seating) is tapping on her cellphone, obviously, emailing someone. Her telephone strap has "Saori" written on it in small hiragana characters. I was looking at her and when she noticed that I am staring she looked at me. I asked her "saori-chan desuka?". She blushed and said yes in English:

She: how did you know?
Me: You don't remember me?
She: No, do I know you?
Me: I'm so sad you forgot me?
She: When did we meet?
Me: I'm just kidding, I saw your name written on your keitai strap.

As the ice was broken we chatted for a long time because fortunately we were both going to the end of the line on that late train. This girl is ultra-cute and 19 years old. She told me she goes to school and works in a restaurant in evenings. I took the address of the restaurant where she works and that was the end of it. I did not contact her for about 9 months. Then on a different trip to Tokyo, I went to her restaurant wondering if she still works there and she did. She recognized me instantly and practically jumped she was so excited. She made sure I sat in her section and I stayed there for about 2 hours. Took an appointment the next day as it was her day off and we did what any couple would do after a night in Shibuya.

[maninjapan]

Here's another for you

one time, when I was in Japan, you know, I actually got laid.

how is that for a story?

[AssKissinger]

I don't consider myself a nampa master but my stories blow yours away Jack.

[Jack]

I don't consider myself a nampa master but my stories blow yours away Jack.

I'd be very interested in hearing your stories. PM me if you wish.
I think I have left a lot of lays on the table because I didn't understand J-girls very well when I was on a mission to bed 100 j-girls in 2 years. Later I found out they were much easier than even I had thought.

[Iraira]

Took an appointment the next day as it was her day off and we did what any couple would do after a night in Shibuya.

You went back to Saitama? Or did you stay until 109 opened?

[Greji]

No, but can I post the one I have of fucking your wife?

Mine? Did you get your shots? She has been having trouble getting that last dose cleared up , so I wouldn't want your crank to fall off while you're chatting up one of those young hooks!

[cstaylor]

Is it worse to have black guys ream your wife?

Maybe he meant "blackcats"... that WOULD be pretty bad.

[American Oyaji]

Ya know.
Here is the sorry truth gentlemen, (and i use that word in its loosest sense), most of us have got a bunch of crazy stories about getting laid in Japan.

I mean, I've begun screwing a woman within a minute of meeting her. We were both drunk as hell. I'm not proud of it, but I've got tons of memories of crazy shit that happened.

I had a database once. Age. Phone numbers. Likes, dislikes., my first impressions. Girls' bodily dimensions. Where they worked...etc. How far we went and what we did WHEN we did it and how good they were at doing it.

had it on my computer.

[AssKissinger]

One minute from introduction to penatration?

[CrankyBastard]

Ya know.
Here is the sorry truth gentlemen, had it on my computer.

Hmm! Can't be good for the computer.

[Greji]

I had a database once. Age. Phone numbers. Likes, dislikes., my first impressions. Girls' bodily dimensions. Where they worked...etc. How far we went and what we did WHEN we did it and how good they were at doing it.

Ahh, since you're no longer in Japan, do you think you could email me a copy of that data without AK finding out?

[maninjapan]

Ahh, since you're no longer in Japan, do you think you could email me a copy of that data without AK finding out?

Are you into sloppy seconds then?

[FG Lurker]

Are you into sloppy seconds then?

You'd be a lonely, lonely guy in this country if you insisted on only screwing women who have never been screwed before......

[IkemenTommy]

You'd be a lonely, lonely guy in this country if you insisted on only screwing women who have never been screwed before......

Unless you go for the young high school lolitas..

[Greji]

Unless you go for the young high school lolitas..

You better drop that down to Middle school. Ain't many cherry blossoms to be seen in the HS's, less your talking about the playground tree in the spring.

[FG Lurker]

Unless you go for the young high school lolitas..

As GB said, maybe JHS... And then you can enjoy the pleasures of arrest and name publication too.

[American Oyaji]

One minute from introduction to penatration?

I never even got her name. My introduction was my tongue down her throat.

*sigh* I was SUCH a dog.

[AssKissinger]

I never even got her name. My introduction was my tongue down her throat.

*sigh* I was SUCH a dog.

I just want to be clear, your dick was in her pussy within sixty seconds of first seeing her?

[Mulboyne]

I never even got her name. My introduction was my tongue down her throat.

*sigh* I was SUCH a dog.

Onion: Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic

I've been sober for almost two years now, and I finally feel like I'm in control of my life," Schwann said. "Sure, drinking Shirley Temples and going to AA meetings isn't as exciting as waking up in a ditch with a splitting headache and no clue how you got there. But even though I miss all those fun times, I don't miss the actual drinking that much. Besides, I know in my heart that if I wanted to, I could still out-drink anyone out there.

[Greji]

Onion: Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic

My kinda guy. I think he donated his liver to me during my latest liver transplant!

[cstaylor]

I never even got her name. My introduction was my tongue down her throat.

*sigh* I was SUCH a dog.

I'd like to see AO vs Jack, story for story, with the winner providing the most implausible hijinks.

So far I think AO's done-in-sixty-seconds story is in the lead, but Jack isn't out yet...

[AssKissinger]

Jack doesn't even offer any implausable hijinks. His stories are like 'Uh, I met a girl and we had sex huh huh huh. She let me do it huh huh huh.'

[American Oyaji]

I just want to be clear, your dick was in her pussy within sixty seconds of first seeing her?

Yeah.
At the club where I was working at, we were having a party and invited a couple other out of town dance clubs and their patrons to come down.. We would do this a few times a year. Sometimes, we would go to other clubs.

Anyway, everyone was having a good time and everyone was drunk.

We were in line for the bathroom. I saw her and pinched her ass. She turned around and smiled. I kissed her. She kissed back. I went whole hog and put my hand up her skirt and down her panties and fingered her right there.
Person came out of the bathroom, we went in and I bent her over the sink and proceeded to have my way with her.

[Mulboyne]

...we went in and I bent her over the sink and proceeded to have my way with her.

Did you put your condom on outside or were you already wearing it? Or...

[AssKissinger]

Did you put your condom on outside or were you already wearing it? Or...

Haven't you heard? He's too big for condoms!

[Greji]

Haven't you heard? He's too big for condoms!

That's me you're talking about! Get your story right!