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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:03 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:It doesn't count when a chick picks up a guy.
Why not???


Because it's a bit like cricket, where the boys are bowlers and the girls are batters.

A skilful (or lucky) lad can get his balls past the girl's guard and between her stumps.

But if she simply falls over and leaves her stumps wide open, any lad could take her wicket. No skill or luck required.

So, keep scoring 'em if you like. It just doesn't count, that's all.

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Postby dimwit » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:48 pm

YOU MEAN NOTHING I HAVE DONE SINCE ENTERING THIS COUNTS!:confused:
I have always thought that laziness is one of the great virtues of living here.:p
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:36 pm

Yeah Gomi.

Almost any woman can pull a man for a shag any night she decides she wants to do that.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:05 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Almost any woman can pull a man for a shag any night she decides she wants to do that.


These "any woman" you speak of. They would reside where? I did a query on Yahoo.maps and nothing, but a link to Gas Panic in Roppongi and Shibuya, but there was an STD warning associated with both locations.
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Postby blackcat » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:48 pm

"No, but can I post the one I have of fucking your wife?"

WOW humor from a Canadian? Fuck whats goin on! ALL the canadians I met in Japan were boring LOSERS!(like Jack) all my friends, everyone I worked with and knew always laughed at what dorks canadians in Japan were....now don`t get me wrong I`ve been to Canada and really liked it, met lots of great people.(oohhh jack I fucked soooo many canadian girls...you know like the ones that IGNORE you...shall I start a thread dude? LOL)




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sooo i was like walking down the street in Vancouver and well like, this cute girl...kinda like blah blah blah grow up Jackwit.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:58 pm

blackcat wrote:"No, but can I post the one I have of fucking your wife?"

WOW humor from a Canadian? Fuck whats goin on! ALL the canadians I met in Japan were boring LOSERS!(like Jack) all my friends, everyone I worked with and knew always laughed at what dorks canadians in Japan were....now don`t get me wrong I`ve been to Canada and really liked it, met lots of great people.(oohhh jack I fucked soooo many canadian girls...you know like the ones that IGNORE you...shall I start a thread dude? LOL)


Who you calling a Canadian?
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:34 am

American Oyaji wrote:Yeah Gomi.

Almost any woman can pull a man for a shag any night she decides she wants to do that.


Just but not any man... we have the same vulnerabilities about rejection that guys do... don't think that the grass is always greener.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:43 am

Ok, so it's not Japan-related, but it's in the same neighborhood. And it fits somewhat in this thread, as Jack could approach the hundreds of women he has bedded and claim, "I've got a new penis that you haven't met."


Chinese doctors say they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident, but had to remove it two weeks later because of psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.

The case appears to be the first such transplant reported in a medical journal — European Urology, published by the European Association of Urology.

The Chinese doctors could not be reached for comment, and their report does not explain how the 44-year-old man lost his penis. It says only that "an unfortunate traumatic accident" left him with a small stump, unable to urinate or have sex normally.

Surgeons led by Dr. Hu Weilie at Guangzhou General Hospital performed the transplant in September 2005, a hospital spokesperson said Tuesday. The penis came from a 22-year-old brain-dead man whose parents agreed to donate his organ.

"There was a strong demand from both the patient and his wife" for a transplant, and the operation "was discussed again and again" and approved by the hospital's ethics committee, Hu writes in the journal.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214583,00.html
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Postby kamome » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:10 am

American Oyaji wrote:Yeah Gomi.

Almost any woman can pull a man for a shag any night she decides she wants to do that.


I'm not sure this is always true - if the guy is sober.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:46 am

GomiGirl wrote:Just but not any man... we have the same vulnerabilities about rejection that guys do... don't think that the grass is always greener.

OK, so maybe you won't pull Brad Pitt, but it still doesn't count. It's definitely infinitely easier for a girl to pull if she tries shit like that than a guy.
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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:18 am

kamome wrote:I'm not sure this is always true - if the guy is sober.


Well, I'm not free, but I'm pretty easy!
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:57 am

ALL the canadians I met in Japan were boring LOSERS!


That's too bad. I met a lot of really cool Canadians.
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Postby nullpointer » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:53 am

American Oyaji wrote:Yeah Gomi.

Almost any woman can pull a man for a shag any night she decides she wants to do that.


I don't see how this could work. If the guy is already in a relationship he wants to keep, how could any girl pull him for a shag?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:13 am

nullpointer wrote:I don't see how this could work. If the guy is already in a relationship he wants to keep, how could any girl pull him for a shag?


He said any woman can pull a man, not a woman can pull any man.
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:41 am

I think women lay a lot more on the line making themselves vulnerable by blatantly hitting on a fellow because it's such a dis if they get rejected.

Personally, when I was single I found very direct women very unsexy. I can hardly think of anything that would make me feel less inclined to fuck a woman than her just straight asking me if I 'wanna fuck?'. That just makes me think, 'Hey! You're not playing the game right!'.












Then again. Exceptions do come to mind. :-D
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Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:03 pm

AssKissinger wrote: . . . Personally, when I was single I found very direct women very unsexy. . . .


It's a bit like that Groucho Marx line: "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

I believe that the art of seduction by ladies is in them manipulating the male so that he thinks he picked her up.

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Postby Behan » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:37 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]It's a bit like that Groucho Marx line: "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

I believe that the art of seduction by ladies is in them manipulating the male so that he thinks he picked her up.

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This is one thing that makes women so great. Well, except that has never happened to me...
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Postby blackcat » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:55 pm

"That's too bad. I met a lot of really cool Canadians."

I did too, was just for Jacks benefit
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Postby Ketou » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:23 pm

My my, what a gem of a thread to come across. I have been missing a treat! :doh:

My wife got a bit tipsy recently and actually decided to have sex with me. Does that count?
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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:13 pm

Nullpointer!

Nice avatar (the little bug running around!). Almost broke my monitor, thinking the damn thing was real.
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Postby Jack » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:24 am

Marvin wrote:Though bent over with her skirt hitched up around her waist and still otherwise engaged, the buxom young lass proceeded to hail the cab and yell out to the driver to wait for a moment until she would be ready for his more conventional ride. The driver complied, patiently sucking on a cigarette and not paying a skerrick of attention while the guy really, really, really close to me continued administering his ministrations. When he finished with a flourish, the young lass promptly tidied herself up, turned to give the guy really, really, really close to me a kiss goodbye and jumped into the taxi. She drove off into the distance while the guy really, really, really close to me waved farewell. It was only at that moment that the guy really, really, really close to me realized that he had never asked the buxom young vixen her name.


If true, this story wins.

I went to Roppongi at Motown (the one upstairs) and as soon as I got in the crowded place this chick started rubbing her behind against me and then looked at me to see what my response would be. I just said "that's nice" and walked away. She turned me off. Like AssKiss says I am supposed to make the first move. Plus she wasn't that great looking to begin with.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:33 am

Jack wrote: Plus she wasn't that great looking to begin with.

Hence that is why she came up to you in the first place. Ugly chicks are dime-a-dozen here and they want to breed as well.
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Postby kamome » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:56 am

Jack wrote:If true, this story wins.

I went to Roppongi at Motown (the one upstairs) and as soon as I got in the crowded place this chick started rubbing her behind against me and then looked at me to see what my response would be. I just said "that's nice" and walked away. She turned me off. Like AssKiss says I am supposed to make the first move. Plus she wasn't that great looking to begin with.


Motown is just about the lowest ghetto place in Roppongi you can go to. Is that where you look for your women on the side? That place is just nasty and interspersed among the skanks in there are several working girls.
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Postby Jack » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:23 am

kamome wrote:Motown is just about the lowest ghetto place in Roppongi you can go to. Is that where you look for your women on the side? That place is just nasty and interspersed among the skanks in there are several working girls.


I don't live in Tokyo and everytime I go there I learn something new. It's not like I know where all the "in" places are. I just go and follow the noise and the crowd and so on. If you read my posts, and I'm sure you have, I have said many times that I don't score in clubs. So NO that's not where I go to get my women which is why I ignored that girl I wa stalking about. Are you hard of hearing or what?

On second thought, I chose not to believe that Marvin story. It's too fucking outrageous to be true because if it's true, his really really really good friend is as fucked as the girl to do it on the street. I admit I have neither the balls nor the willingness to do that.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:48 am

kamome wrote:Motown is just about the lowest ghetto place in Roppongi you can go to. Is that where you look for your women on the side? That place is just nasty and interspersed among the skanks in there are several working girls.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with you on that one. For some reason, they always play the same shitty music (Shakira and Bon Jovi replays) and the drinks are super expensive. I guess that is they price you pay for no cover-charge.

I heard 911 is making a comeback soon.. but which is more ghetto? Motown or 911?
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:10 am

Jack wrote:If true, this story wins.

I went to Roppongi at Motown (the one upstairs) and as soon as I got in the crowded place this chick started rubbing her behind against me and then looked at me to see what my response would be. I just said "that's nice" and walked away. She turned me off. Like AssKiss says I am supposed to make the first move. Plus she wasn't that great looking to begin with.


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Postby kamome » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:53 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Unfortunately, I have to agree with you on that one. For some reason, they always play the same shitty music (Shakira and Bon Jovi replays) and the drinks are super expensive. I guess that is they price you pay for no cover-charge.

I heard 911 is making a comeback soon.. but which is more ghetto? Motown or 911?


I think Motown is way more ghetto.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:56 am

gboothe wrote:Ugly pussy is grateful pussy!
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Hallelujah, brother.

There's a theory that girls who think that they're plain work harder in every room in the house (kitchen, bedroom, laundry, nursery, garage, den, east wing, west wing, dungeon ... OK now it's getting silly), whereas girls who think they're pretty, don't feel the need to do much at all, in any room.

So, a girl who's pretty to you, but who thinks she's plain, can be like hitting the jackpot! ]http://forums.filefront.com/images/smilies/banana.gif[/IMG]ImageImageImageImageImage
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:09 am

kurohinge1 wrote:So, a girl who's pretty to you, but who thinks she's plain, can be like hitting the jackpot!

I see what you are suggesting: find a girl you like and then destroy her self-esteem. :twisted:
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Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:47 am

Mulboyne wrote:I see what you are suggesting: find a girl you like and then destroy her self-esteem. :twisted:

lol. au contraire mon frair! It would be too late for her to learn so many skills at that point.

The ones I'm talking about have had a self-image of being plain all their lives, and hence have developed those skills over many years, perhaps due to a feeling of necessity. Gems in the raw. Often modest, generous, kind and self-sufficient to boot.

Just a theory, and no doubt there are exceptions.

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