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White man, under 35, and good looking?

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:16 am

Then click on this link!

Keiko's Homepage

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Postby Iraira » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:49 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Then click on this link!

Keiko's Homepage

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I sense someone's mailbox is flooded with FG mail.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:49 am

Do-able.
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Postby Jack » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:37 am

Very doable which is why I think this is a prank.
Someone is trying to draw me in and expose me. hahaha. I shall not bite. I shall not bite.
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Postby Greji » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:49 am

Jack wrote:Very doable which is why I think this is a prank.
Someone is trying to draw me in and expose me. hahaha. I shall not bite. I shall not bite.


Doable! I'll bite
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Postby Greji » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:42 am

bikkle wrote:i kiss you?


Ahh, mate of yours Ultra?
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Postby Adhesive » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:57 am

She spells the word "favourite" like a limey, instead of like a properly trained Japanese citizen of the American empire would, I'm guessing she's too good to be real. lol.
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:46 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Image
Is that a huge-ass cell phone on her desk, or is she just really small?

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Postby oyajikun » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:36 am

She must have really pissed someone off.
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Postby Iraira » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:26 am

oyajikun wrote:She must have really pissed someone off.


Maybe she is conducting a study on the fuck and chuck habits of white males? Fatally optimistic?
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Postby Captain Japan » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:43 am

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If you poke through the root directory you'll find more photos. It looks like she moved recently.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:16 pm

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Postby Iraira » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:56 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Hmm, she want "Europen"...Calling FG member This is a pen.


Must be a typo....she probably meant "Europenis".
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:01 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
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Talk to the hand..
Maybe she ought to hang out and go fishing in places like Roppongi. If she is down, there will be plenty of dudes who want to take her back to her place. I would start out with Heartland aka gaijin sausage fest where there are plenty of whities hanging out.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:35 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:She has her "Japanese" page too, but it sounds like some FG used a translation software to write it. This leads me to suspect that this whole site is fake.
Keiko's Japanese Home Page

Huh.. what?


Maybe she just wrote it in Japanese that FG can understand.

I'm pretty sure this page is fake too. If I thought it was real I would have kept it to myself. ;)
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:40 pm

I'm wondering how many guys already went by that particular 7/11 to investigate :)
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:47 pm

Why only white guys?

Or maybe she doesn't want to be ruined for when she settles down with a J hubby (if she does and if this is real) j/k

I think that she works on the web. The yellow room is her personal one. The white room is her working room maybe.
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Postby Jack » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:08 pm

Unbelievable. This is a teenage prank. If you go on the Japanese page and click the pictures, there is one it says Mayumi and Akiko. I know Mayumi. She is 24 years old Taiwanese not Japanese. I swear that's her. She used to go under the name Queenie because no one can pronounce her Chinese name. She loves everything Japanese. AND BELIEVE ME, she doesn't fuck. I tried everything under the sun and then had to give up. She is super hot much more than what you can make out in the picture, wich is why I tried so hard to bed her. Fuck me... I never knew I'd see someone I know on FG.
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Postby katakori » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:21 pm

via some guy on digg:

http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227

<quote>some people have too much time on their hands. someone kindly informed me about this article on dontlinkthis.com where this "horny japanese girl with a thing for white guys" is actually using my pictures. and everyone likes to use my OLD photos, i dunno why. i think i look decent now too! booo..... i wrote in the comments section in there but people tend to always think that i'm impersonating myself or something. i dunno. p.s. - i don't really care about the chinese/japanese difference because i can't even tell the two races apart like half the time.</quote>
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Postby Iraira » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:16 am

I like how we went all balls out to figure out whether Keiko was real or not. On the 0.000001% chance that she was real, we'd have stampeded over Jesus, Mohammad, Buddah, Elvis, etc to get over to her place, which would have resulted in the most amazing cock block festival of all time.
Additionally, if the Jennicheung thing is true, it takes a lot of wind out of Jack's latest story. But at least this story was one of failure.
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Postby Jack » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:28 am

katakori wrote:via some guy on digg:

http://www.jennicheung.com/blog/2006/10/#000227

<quote>some people have too much time on their hands. someone kindly informed me about this article on dontlinkthis.com where this "horny japanese girl with a thing for white guys" is actually using my pictures. and everyone likes to use my OLD photos, i dunno why. i think i look decent now too! booo..... i wrote in the comments section in there but people tend to always think that i'm impersonating myself or something. i dunno. p.s. - i don't really care about the chinese/japanese difference because i can't even tell the two races apart like half the time.</quote>


Thanks for that. Yup, that other girl is indeed the one I know as Queenie. She is Taiwanese. Last I had heard of her is she wanted to go to Japan, as I remember she was a Japan freak when she was in Canada. And she definitely does not fuck. My first impression was right, it's a prank.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:21 am

And she definitely does not fuck.

You're such a faggot.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:45 am

Jack wrote:And she definitely does not fuck.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

They both sleep with everyone, but the bitch won't sleep with you.
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Postby james » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:22 am

click here for an update from miss funtime!
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Postby Charles » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:25 am

Jack wrote:And she definitely does not fuck.

Well, not you, at least.

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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:48 am

American Oyaji wrote:Why only white guys?


Because she's obviously got class. AO, you wouldn't expect a girl of such discriminating character to cheer for the Steelers would you? She's obviously a Bears fan!
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Postby whos.your.daddy » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:21 am

Seems she posted AOs email there:
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/emails.htm
Subject : Hey, From New York and going to Tokyo

One problem, I am black... does that make a difference?

I say: Maybe with extra whitening cream?! haha Only joking – not offence! I am know you are a good man.


Ha ha AO are you going to marry her first?
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Postby Jack » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:10 am

Charles wrote:Well, not you, at least.

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You stupid fuck. I was talking about the other girl in the picture.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:01 pm

Quite the sausagefest, this thread!
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