The missus went to HAC drugstore, what kind of name is that for a drugstore, conjures up all sorts of scary images.
Anyway, she came back with a bottle of capsules. On the label it says, "BENZA SEKIDOME" so I thought, Ok, better check the dictionary.
I've lost my reading glasses somewhere so it took me a long time to figure it out, but "BENZA" apparently is something to do with toilet seats.
Being a lad of some considerable intelligence, I came to the conclusion that these little capsules are not meant to be taken orally!
I was already developing a headache from trying to read the small print in the dictionary, so I didn't bother checking "SEKIDOME." It sounds nasty, though, like a word to describe the stuff that accumilates in an Eskimo's crotch during the winter.
Anyway, it's been 24 hours now. I'm still coughing and sneezing.
And my butt hurts!
