Last night.......

[CrankyBastard]

Went out drinking with the usual crowd last night.
I was the designated driver, so it was my job to watch over the other guys and get them home safely
By about 11pm they were all pretty much three sheets to the wind and getting ready to move on to the next izakaya when Mickey, the oldest at 72, told me he had to take a dump, and to wait a while for him.
We ordered another round and waited. After a while, we heard a loud scream from the restroom followed by groaning and another loud scream.
I rushed in to find out what had happened.
"What's wrong Mickey?" I shouted.
"I dunno." he said drunkenly, "I took a dump, and when I try to get up, it feels like something grabs a hold of my balls."
I burst the door open, took a look and told him, "Mickey, you idiot. You're sitting on the mop-bucket!!"

[flotsam]

jesus christ man you want to lose that sense of humour here.
speaking of last night though, i met up with some random japs for a home drinking party, got stinkingly, puerilely shit faced and started coming on to this cute housewife. turn around and her husband's pretty livid, turns out he's an olympic athlete. i had to fuck him up the arse just to appease him. real bummer.

[Greji]

started coming on to this cute housewife. turn around and her husband's pretty livid, turns out he's an olympic athlete. i had to fuck him up the arse just to appease him. real bummer.

The bugger you say! It would have appeared you might have screwed up (down?)! Don't you realize that everything in Japan requires a consensus? The established protocol for such problem situations requires that you should have also done the wife. Breechloading the pair would be the proper etiquette and preclude any cultural blowback so to speak!