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Is there no escaping them?

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Is there no escaping them?

Postby ramchop » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:32 am

The bastards have tracked me down! 8O I would have thought that a happy Buddhist/Shinto country like Japan would be free of them.

I'm sure I can't be first FG to be absolutely astounded by the presence of Jehovah's Witnesses on my door step on a Sunday morning. :evil:
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REPENT HEATHEN!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:49 am

ramchop wrote:The bastards have tracked me down! 8O I would have thought that a happy Buddhist/Shinto country like Japan would be free of them.


REPENT HEATHEN! There's no escaping God.
You are dung, headed for the Lake of Fire. Verily, verliy I say onto you, for ye are truely FG: Repent, heathen gaijin!

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Re: REPENT HEATHEN!

Postby Neo-Rio » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:23 pm

ramchop wrote:REPENT HEATHEN! There's no escaping God.
You are dung, headed for the Lake of Fire. Verily, verliy I say onto you, for ye are truely FG: Repent, heathen gaijin!


They came to my place about 5 times before they gave up.
And I always notice that there is more than one of them, and the second one is always hiding around the corner while the other one does the speaking.

"Who are you?"
"The Jehovah's witnesses"
"Sorry, I can't help you. I never saw the accident."

"Would you like our pamphlets?"
"Yeah, I could always use more toilet paper....."

Probably the funniest time they came, I actually invited them in and told them that I'd seen god, and asked if they had seen him too....
.... but they hadn't.

I was disappointed. :cry:

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Re: REPENT HEATHEN!

Postby ramchop » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:32 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:They came to my place about 5 times before they gave up.
And I always notice that there is more than one of them, and the second one is always hiding around the corner while the other one does the speaking.


They gave up due to communication difficulties. However, I fully expect them to return with an English speaker in the near future.

I was most disappointed with the quality on display in the pair. In NZ they seem to have recently cottoned onto the fact that young attractive female doorknockers are more likely to get a pleasant greeting.... or was that the Mormons? Do they have those in Japan?
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:42 pm

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young attractive female 'knockers

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:53 pm

ramchop wrote:In NZ they seem to have recently cottoned onto the fact that young attractive female doorknockers are more likely to get a pleasant greeting.... or was that the Mormons? Do they have those in Japan?


Let's have more of those "young attractive female 'knockers"!
Sounds much better than the gay couples of Mormons, who wander the streets aimlessly on bicyles more than they og from door to door.


HINT: Do as the Japanese do: ALWAYS answer the door, especially on weekends via the "interphone", the door intercom thingie. The correct response to all is: SIMASEN, KEIKO DESU or just wail a while in English. :lol:
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Postby gaijinzilla » Mon Mar 10, 2003 3:01 pm

Steve Bildermann: I HAVE BEEN HEALED!! :bowdown:

Yes, there are mormons in Japan. I usually tell them that I'm sorry but can't join their religion...I WON'T give up coffee for no one! One time, my wife, bless her little heart, invited 2 mormon missionaries in..for coffee!! :biggrin2: Needless to say they declined and never came back again; They probably thought that she was satan's helper sent to tempt them :devil2:
Actually, I don't find the mormon missionaries annoying at all. The Jehovah witnesses, though, never seem to take the hint.."go away". But the biggest pain in the arse are those pesky Moonies (one of my wife's aunts is a Moonie..she lives in another part of Japan, fortunately; she's really nice until she starts on the topic of The Moonster and I don't mean Keith! Then it's out with the videos, buy this , buy that, why don't you buy tickets to our little meeting etc. :shakeh:
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Mar 10, 2003 3:06 pm

I try to convert them.

Or at least put some doubt in their heads about the direction they are heading so they can be saved later.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Jehovah God.

Postby DJEB » Mon Mar 10, 2003 4:08 pm

The best luck I've had is with a Japanese Jehovah's witness. I told her the truth: "I have 30+ cousins who are Jehovah's witnesses and I am very familiar with their religion." "Thank you, I have seen the Watchtower before, I don't need a copy." (Gotta love the kooky art work they have in each issue.)

My other method is not to answer the door - the prefered technique for anyone. If that doesn't work, I pick up the intercom and tell them I'm not at home now - that one seems to stump 'em.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Mar 10, 2003 4:57 pm

In Australia it was simple - turn on the garden hose... actually in my neighbourhood we all turned our garden sprinklers on at the same time.. kept them away... :wink:
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...and there's more

Postby ramchop » Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:58 am

My landlady plops a bilingual SGI magazine in my mailbox every month. They seem quite harmless, or is this the insidious start of something much more sinister? :devil2:

PEACE, HUMANISM, CULTURE and DEATH THREATS
"When people do this kind of slander against the SGI, the retribution is severe.
That's why I worry about what will happen to you."
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Postby Big Booger » Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:42 am

Taken another way, we had a Baptist Christian come to my home. My wife answered the door, then came back to the bathroom and asked me if I wanted to BS with them. I declined citing technical difficulties. :D

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I really don't mind talking to them. In fact, out in the sticks, if they speak English, it is a good chance to chit chat about God. :D

Never thought about offering a cup of coffee to a Mormon, good idea :twisted:
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Postby bluepxl » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:35 pm

my dad used to invite some mormon friends he had to holiday parties of his when i was a little kid. he loved to spike the egg nog and other drinks without telling anyone. especially the mormons, cause they aren't supposed to ever drink. it was so funny how much they LOVED the egg nog and spiked drinks, and would keep going back for more, asking "what's your secret?"... he would never say, but it was really funny to watch these mormons get so loose and tipsy and crazy without even knowing they were drinking, and by then my dad could finally handle them... hehehe.. to this day i think he still spikes drinks around the house without telling people, heh. my dad sure is a funny guy :nice:
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