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Na, na, na, naaah! Another NK missile missed

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Na, na, na, naaah! Another NK missile missed

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:26 pm

North Korea Test-Fires Missile
The Associated Press / Sunday, March 9, 2003; 11:10 PM
North Korea test-fired an anti-ship cruise missile into the Sea of Japan on Monday, the second in less than a month, Japan's Defense Agency chief said...
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missile wasting

Postby DJEB » Mon Mar 10, 2003 3:36 pm

They're gonna waste all their missiles. If I was really scared, I'd move to Kyushu, but that's not happening. Besides, they can't destroy Japan otherwise they'd have no one to abduct. (Plus Japan produces a lot of porn, and what would Kim Jong Il do without his porn?)
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Re: missile wasting

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 10, 2003 4:14 pm

DJEB wrote: Besides, they can't destroy Japan otherwise they'd have no one to abduct. (Plus Japan produces a lot of porn, and what would Kim Jong Il do without his porn?)


Porn and panties too!

Check out the following interview that was shown on TV (Ch 6 Tokyo) all last week...

III. Former Dancer Served for Kim's Secret Party Speaks
III-1. Dancers for Restoring Fatigue
... interview with Ms. Hi:

Q: How had you become a member of the 'group for pleasure?'

A: When I was 20 years old in August 1981, I joined the Man Su De Artist Group as a dancer.... Since then, I was often called to dance at secret parties. At that time, our group was not called the 'group for pleasure.'


III-2. Sexual Assault

Q: I heard that Kim Jong Il gave gifts to dancers, was it true?

A: Yes. Dancers received underwear or clothes. One day, Kim Jong Il found underwear made by the Japanese and ordered his aides to manufacture similar products. Some dancers received underwear made under Kim Jong Il's order.

Q: How did Kim Jong Il and his aides behave at such parties?

A: We danced on a stage. There was a main table in the center of the room and Kim Jong Il and his 10 aides sat around the table. Many luxurious foods and wines were served and they got drunk. They sang and danced with the dancers. His aides attempted to assault them sexually. I was brought to another room and almost raped.

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Re: Na, na, na, naaah! Another NK missile missed

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:11 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:North Korea Test-Fires Missile
The Associated Press / Sunday, March 9, 2003]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tNjVHowMcugC:www.wagingpeace.org/images/nkorea_missile.gif[/img]Image



AND OUT OF THE SEA OF JAPAN...
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Postby bluepxl » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:40 am

heh oh crap! they pissed it off!
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Postby Andocrates » Tue Mar 11, 2003 2:53 am

A war with N. Korea would probably be a good thing for Japan. Economically and emotionally. N. Korea should study the past carefully. The Japanese are very capable of rising up quickly and kicking the crap out of N. Korea.

But there again, war isn't always a bad thing. Yes, if you break it down to the individules it's bad and a lot of suffering results. But if you look at the bigger picture it can be a nation revitalization program.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:12 pm

Andocrates wrote:A war with N. Korea would probably be a good thing for Japan. Economically and emotionally. N. Korea should study the past carefully. The Japanese are very capable of rising up quickly and kicking the crap out of N. Korea.

But there again, war isn't always a bad thing. Yes, if you break it down to the individules it's bad and a lot of suffering results. But if you look at the bigger picture it can be a nation revitalization program.


That plan's so crazy it just might work!!
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CHAOS now!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:34 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:
Andocrates wrote:A war with N. Korea would probably be a good thing for Japan. ...But if you look at the bigger picture it can be a nation revitalization program.

That plan's so crazy it just might work!!


I vote for rising oceans, earthquakes, war, CHAOS ... over the present do-nothing Prozac Borg Approach to handling Japan's 13th year of their "Lost Decade."
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Mar 11, 2003 2:14 pm

Andocrates wrote:A war with N. Korea would probably be a good thing for Japan. Economically and emotionally. N. Korea should study the past carefully. The Japanese are very capable of rising up quickly and kicking the crap out of N. Korea.

But there again, war isn't always a bad thing. Yes, if you break it down to the individules it's bad and a lot of suffering results. But if you look at the bigger picture it can be a nation revitalization program

Please, oh please, don't take this country down that route again... the results would be catastrophic. :cry:
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"Catastrophic" is the true Japanese Way

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