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Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

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Postby ichigo partygirl » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:23 am

Best 3: The Contraceptive Pill, Internet, Commercial Air travel
Worst 3:Asian Wines, G strings for men, Bum bags/fanny packs
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Postby t3hWIT » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:38 pm

Best: Stouffers frozen pizza and Texas Toast.
Worst: Principles behind electricity. I'm going to bomb this class. Image
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Postby F_O_R_E_X » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:51 am

ichigo partygirl wrote:Best : The Contraceptive Pill


hummm??? maybe thats why we are all growing older?

i'd agree with you on the african continent only

but europe, america we need more kids......... so start penetrating b4 it's 2late
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Postby F_O_R_E_X » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:20 pm

t3hWIT wrote:Best: Texas Toast.


watsa texas toast :(
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:28 pm

F_O_R_E_X wrote:hummm??? maybe thats why we are all growing older?

i'd agree with you on the african continent only

but europe, america we need more kids......... so start penetrating b4 it's 2late


you may want to populate the earth with your offspring.
but at 22 years old it aint on my list of things to do this week.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:35 pm

Best 3: Science/The Internet/Aviation
Worst 3: Advertising/Marketing/Religion
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Postby Big Booger » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:17 am

F_O_R_E_X wrote:watsa texas toast :(


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_toast

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Postby Charles » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:32 am

Big Booger wrote:Image

Thatsa Texas Toast

Thatsa load of lard.

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Postby F_O_R_E_X » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:41 am

Charles wrote:Thatsa load of lard.

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and too much salt too.... talk about high blood?
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Postby Tiger Stripe » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:03 am

Best invention - BellyButtons

Worst Invention - Work
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Postby t3hWIT » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:04 am

[quote="F_O_R_E_X"]and too much salt too.... talk about high blood?
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Well, that, frozen pizzas, and toasted cheese sammiches are my primary diet. I haven't gained weight, and I'm still alive, so I guess I'm doing something right.
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Postby Blah Pete » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:54 pm

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Best invention: beer and vaginas

Worst inventions: hangovers and VD
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Postby james » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:39 pm

think i'll add one more to my list. marriage. fuck, just what the hell were they thinking?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:51 am

Blah Pete wrote:Best invention: beer and vaginas

Worst inventions: hangovers and VD

They go hand in hand!
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Postby Greji » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:59 pm

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Best invention: beer and vaginas

Worst inventions: hangovers and VD


Run for office Pete, with that platform, ya got my vote!
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Re: Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

Postby Russell » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:55 am

I leave it to the crowd here to judge whether this is the best or worst invention...

Innovative bra that cannot be unhooked without true love



In a long-awaited fusion between hot-blooded hormones and cold-headed engineering, a Japanese lingerie company has produced a bra they claim will only unlock when the wearer is really in love.

The “True Love Tester” uses sensors and a special gadget linked to a mobile device to analyze the pattern and speed of the user’s heart beat in the heat of the moment.

If the app determines the woman’s feelings are for real, the clasp at the front pops open to allow matters between lovers to take their course.

The bra is a gimmick by lingerie brand Ravijour, which says it is not for sale, but forms part of a publicity campaign for the marque’s 10th anniversary.

“We wanted to do something that wouldn’t just appeal to people who wear our products, but also to lift the romantic mood between men and women,” spokeswoman Yuka Tamura said.

In a promotional video, viewers are shown how the glittering gold lame bra conceals sensors placed inside the cup, which send wireless signals to a smartphone.

The app studies the heart’s changing pattern and the duration of the change, which the makers say will allow it to distinguish between activities as diverse as jogging and flirting, where a woman’s requirements of her bra are quite distinct.

In a promotional video clip, a toned model stands in a dimly lit studio wearing only her underwear, which keeps the insistent alpha male at bay because he cannot unhook the clasp.

It is “a revolutionary bra that knows truly how women feel,” the video says.

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Re: Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:48 pm

How about people use informed consent??? :evil:

You don't have to be in love to want to get naked with somebody... sheesh. :roll:
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Re: Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

Postby wagyl » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:59 pm

Item isn't for sale, and there is no proof that the item actually operates as promoted.

Admittedly I am not in the market for their wares, but I have never heard of these people before. It all smells of a gimmicky promotion (No shit, Sherlock).
Just slap a blonde wig and a big nose on her, and you will get worldwide notoriety!
You can only remove the gold lamé nose if your heart is beating at the correct rate.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:26 pm

GomiGirl wrote:How about people use informed consent??? :evil:

You don't have to be in love to want to get naked with somebody... sheesh. :roll:


And what if I want to walk home !?
Then get out of the fucking car...
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Re: Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

Postby IparryU » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:01 pm

Coligny wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:How about people use informed consent??? :evil:

You don't have to be in love to want to get naked with somebody... sheesh. :roll:


And what if I want to walk home !?
Then get out of the fucking car...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

That is right!
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Re: Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

Postby Kanchou » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:46 pm

The latex condom is simultaneously the worst AND best invention of all time.
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Postby IparryU » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:20 pm

Kanchou wrote:The latex condom is simultaneously the worst AND best invention of all time.

cause you fuck if you have 'em and you are fucked if you dont?
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Re: Greatest/Worst Inventions/Discoveries of all Time?

Postby Kanchou » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:27 pm

Because they increased the frequency of sex but also lowered the quality.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:04 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
F_O_R_E_X wrote:Which have been the Greatest & Worst Inventions or Discoveries of all time ?:

  • Beer Vending machines in my old Japanese office :thumbs:
  • Every loudspeaker in Japan :noose:


Animegaphone, a megaphone which changes the user’s voice into that of an anime character.


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