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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:46 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Of course,I have a lot of title of those series.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:mrgreen:


You would have and you better wank lil willie a lot while you are watching, cause that's probably as close as you'll probably be able to get to a Russian bar hook!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:37 am

gboothe wrote:No you don't want to get AO in a conversation on pecker measurements. He gets so worked up on the topic that he drools scotch on the keyboard and blows out ever fuse in the neighborhood.

:cool:


That's OK. He's in Ohio and I'm in Tokyo, so it won't affect me.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:10 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Well when you have seen a few that are hard and ready for action come back and we shall talk... otherwise this conversation (again) bores me.

I think GomiGirl's penis icon just increased by 0.5 inches after saying that.
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Probably NWS

Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:38 am

Takechanpoo wrote:
'tiny J-cock fucking huge white pussy' AV series

:zzz:

I will raise you with "HUGE AMERICAN cock penetrating J-pussy" series:
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featuring the lovely Tia Tanaka. :love2: OK.. her bio claims that she is Half Vietnamese / Half French but I don't discriminate.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:12 am

You know something: Real sex is much more fun... it being interactive and all... ;)
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:05 am

[quote="Tsuru"]You know something: Real sex is much more fun... it being interactive and all... ]
OK.. you get into the details and you'll start to sound like the Jack-meister.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:35 am

To do that I suppose I'd have to add a little story don't I? :p
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:03 am

lets count how many threads on this forum have turned to a 'i have a bigger cock/i have lots of sex with many girls' thread..........sheesh you guys are so predictable.
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Postby Greji » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:21 am

ichigo partygirl wrote:lets count how many threads on this forum have turned to a 'i have a bigger cock/i have lots of sex with many girls' thread..........sheesh you guys are so predictable.


Yup! Ain't it great!
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:22 am

ichigo partygirl wrote:lets count how many threads on this forum have turned to a 'i have a bigger cock/i have lots of sex with many girls' thread..........sheesh you guys are so predictable.
I could swear I had someone shouting abuse at me the other day for generalizing like that. But I suppose it's OK to say stuff about "you guys" as long as it's about guys. :rolleyes:

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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:16 am

gboothe wrote:No you don't want to get AO in a conversation on pecker measurements. He gets so worked up on the topic that he drools scotch on the keyboard and blows out ever fuse in the neighborhood.
:cool:


LOL!! Gboothe, you're a riot!! :-D
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:20 pm

ichigo partygirl wrote:lets count how many threads on this forum have turned to a 'i have a bigger cock/i have lots of sex with many girls' thread..........sheesh you guys are so predictable.

None of us ever advertised that we have big cocks, but we'll take your statement as a warm compliment. Thank you.:cool:
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:37 pm

IkemenTommy wrote::zzz:

I will raise you with "HUGE AMERICAN cock penetrating J-pussy" series:
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featuring the lovely Tia Tanaka. :love2: OK.. her bio claims that she is Half Vietnamese / Half French but I don't discriminate.
Tomo Paradise, on the other hand is Japanese :thumbs: :drool5:


hehehe
I always think FGs like 'weird' J-girls who are apparently treated as 'BUSU' by men of Chrysanthemum.
Both Tia Tanaka and Tomo Paradise are also treated as 'BUSU' by most of J-boys, I suppose.
I cant understand the standard of FG choicing J-girls at all.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:55 pm

Tsuru wrote:I could swear I had someone shouting abuse at me the other day for generalizing like that. But I suppose it's OK to say stuff about "you guys" as long as it's about guys. :rolleyes:

</troll>


That was gomi girl not IPG.

IkemenTommy,

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Postby Tsuru » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:14 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That was gomi girl not IPG.
Yes. And?
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."

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Postby ichigo partygirl » Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:17 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:None of us ever advertised that we have big cocks, but we'll take your statement as a warm compliment. Thank you.:cool:


oh you read what you wish i wrote. i wrote you bragged you had bigger cocks. i did not say what they were bigger than ;)
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Postby hakuman » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:07 am

hehehe
I always think FGs like 'weird' J-girls who are apparently treated as 'BUSU' by men of Chrysanthemum.
Both Tia Tanaka and Tomo Paradise are also treated as 'BUSU' by most of J-boys, I suppose.
I cant understand the standard of FG choicing J-girls at all.


Its true. The girls that the average foreigner who comes to Japan thinks are good looking are usually not considered good looking by Japanese guys. I was the same way when I first came here, though the longer Im here, the more in line my tastes fall in with Japanese guys.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:23 am

hakuman wrote:Its true. The girls that the average foreigner who comes to Japan thinks are good looking are usually not considered good looking by Japanese guys. I was the same way when I first came here, though the longer Im here, the more in line my tastes fall in with Japanese guys.



I partially agree with you on that, lotsa J-guys don't seem to like girls with big DSLs (Dick Sucking Lips) or Ka-BAMMMM style butts. Dunno why they seem to like the flat pancake asses. But, when something awesome walks into the room, doesn't matter squat about your cultural upbringing, your jaw and penis automatically head in opposite directions.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:04 am

Iraira wrote:when something awesome walks into the room, doesn't matter squat about your cultural upbringing, your jaw and penis automatically head in opposite directions.


So your dick drops and your jaw rises?
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:43 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:So your dick drops and your jaw rises?


Yeah, doesn't everyone's?:confused:
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Postby kamome » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:21 am

hakuman wrote:Its true. The girls that the average foreigner who comes to Japan thinks are good looking are usually not considered good looking by Japanese guys. I was the same way when I first came here, though the longer Im here, the more in line my tastes fall in with Japanese guys.


I think the "average" foreign dude just doesn't know what kind of quality is out there and tends to hook up with the first bird that gives him play. But the smart guys learn to trade up once they get a better sense of the market.
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Postby jingai » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:59 am

kamome wrote:I think the "average" foreign dude just doesn't know what kind of quality is out there and tends to hook up with the first bird that gives him play. But the smart guys learn to trade up once they get a better sense of the market.


Same goes for understanding their true characters...
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Postby Charles » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:03 pm

She's back. The Yellow Fever author responds to critics of her article.

This article seems incoherent, it's not really honest to pick the worst comments and respond to them like it represents all the people who critiqued the article. I heard an internet neologism for this sort of thing, "nut-rolling."
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:59 pm

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Postby Jack » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:04 pm

That's an interesting video. What friends in Japan told me is that J-girls don't necessarily like white guys more than J-guys (some do but most have no preference) but J-guys are shy so girls tend to be asked by white guys to go out more. A good friend told me that when a Japanese guy asks a girl out and the girl appears to be shy he backs off. But he said white guys will stay around and insist until the girl gives in.
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:35 pm

When I used to nampa in bars I think one thing that gave me an advantage over most J-guys and some gaijin as well is that I never feared rejection. I actually enjoyed the whole process, even getting shot down.

I always hated men who turned sour after failing to score. Christ, it's not like she owes you the pussy! Try again or just go home and wank. I'd cum a lot harder on the wank knowing at least I tried! :love2:
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:40 pm

and white men who love only asian women have lolita tendency, dont they?
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Postby kamome » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:48 am

Takechanpoo wrote:and white men who love only asian women have lolita tendency, dont they?
BUHAHA:mrgreen:


You may have something there, takeapoo! We're all just perverts masquerading as normal people. :rolleyes:
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Postby Adhesive » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:10 pm

I had a black friend who broke it down to me like this;

Girls seek out masculine men and guys seek out feminine women, regardless of race.

In order of male masculinity, generally, blacks are more masculine than whites, and whites more masculine than Asians.

In order of femininity, generally, the opposite is true, Asians females are more feminine than whites, and whites more feminine than blacks.

Assuming each race wants to date up in terms of the desired trait; white women date black men because they are +1 masculine relative to whites. However, Black women typically don't date white men because they are -1 masculinity, and very rarely date Asian who are -2 masculinity. Likewise, white men rarely seek out black mates because they are -1 femininity compared to whites.

Asian women date white men because they are +1 masculinity relative to Asian men, yet white women rarely date Asian men because they are -1 masculinity from white men.

I know this is all horribly stereotypical, and when I first heard it I passed it off as drunk banter and a thinly veiled threat to my manhood, but it kind of makes sense.

But then again, who the fuck cares why somebody is attracted to someone, if they are capable of staying in a functional relationship with each other they're ahead of half the country already. Wait, hasn't this been discussed before ad nauseum?
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Postby tidbits » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:14 pm

Bitter Asian Man http://www.bitterasianmen.com/index.html

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....Are you a BAM looking for the right way to express his rage at the world? You've come to the right place. Are you looking into insight as to why your Asian ex-boyfriend isn't talking to you after you dumped him and started dating some frat boy? Again, you've come to the right place. Wonder why that Asian guy glares at you every time you ask him what brand of egg rolls he likes best? You're definitely in the right place!..............
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