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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:55 pm

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Yahoo! News Photo, AP - Sat Dec 2, 1:46 PM ET--- Japan's Satoko Urata returns the ball during the 15th Asian Games beach volleyball competition against Iraq in Doha Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006. Beach volleyball's penchant for bikinis has touched off a bit of a cultural clash in this conservative Muslim city...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:02 pm

What exactly were they expecting?
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Postby Iraira » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:51 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]

Yahoo! News Photo, AP - Sat Dec 2, 1:46 PM ET--- Japan's Satoko Urata returns the ball during the 15th Asian Games beach volleyball competition against Iraq in Doha Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006. Beach volleyball's penchant for bikinis has touched off a bit of a cultural clash in this conservative Muslim city...


You missed the best part of the article:

"Even so, the Iraqis wore considerably more conservative outfits than their opponents, the Japanese. While the Iraqis were clad in yellow, two-piece tights that went down to mid thigh and covered most of their shoulders, the Japanese pair's uniforms were so small that the country name had to be abbreviated on their bikini bottoms.":D


http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/02/immodest.beach.ap/index.html
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:04 pm

Iraira wrote: the [B]Japanese pair's uniforms were so small that the country name had to be abbreviated on their bikini bottomsl...


Yes. Let's spread the joy!

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Postby dimwit » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:25 pm

Of course the men's outfits are even more risque.:-D

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Postby Jack » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:31 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]

Yahoo! News Photo, AP - Sat Dec 2, 1:46 PM ET--- Japan's Satoko Urata returns the ball during the 15th Asian Games beach volleyball competition against Iraq in Doha Saturday, Dec. 2, 2006. Beach volleyball's penchant for bikinis has touched off a bit of a cultural clash in this conservative Muslim city...


Hot. Hot. Hot.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:51 pm

Jack wrote:Hot. Hot. Hot.

Yup, and so far above you that you couldn't find her with a telescope.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:11 am

FG Lurker wrote:Yup, and so far above you that you couldn't find her with a telescope.


Oh, damn, that was funny!:D
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Postby Jack » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:39 am

FG Lurker wrote:Yup, and so far above you that you couldn't find her with a telescope.


Another idiocy from thy Moron. Take your tiny winny and jerk it off with your two tiny fingers.
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:20 am

FG Lurker wrote:Yup, and so far above you that you couldn't find her with a telescope.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:58 pm

Jack wrote:Another idiocy from thy Moron. Take your tiny winny and jerk it off with your two tiny fingers.


I think it's spelled "teeny weenie", as "tiny" wouldn't have the same deep rhyme with "winny". Yeah, basically, you screwed up by using "tiny" in the correct phonetic context (no, I'm not an English teacher, but so what if I was) later on in the attempted retort, which pretty much takes away from what you were intending. Zeros across the board on technical merit, but I'll give you a sympathy 0.5 out of 6.0 for reaching wayyyyy back into your childhood neurons and pulling out such a dandy response.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:01 pm

Jack wrote:Another idiocy from thy Moron. Take your tiny winny and jerk it off with your two tiny fingers.


What the hell is a winny?
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:02 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What the hell is a winny?

Something you can use to share viruses.
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:42 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What the hell is a winny?


A hairlip horse with a short dick?
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Postby dimwit » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:04 am

Mulboyne wrote:Something you can use to share viruses.


Oh I thought that was Mixi.:oops:
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:01 am

Jack wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:Yup, and so far above you that you couldn't find her with a telescope.
Another idiocy from thy Moron. Take your tiny winny and jerk it off with your two tiny fingers.

Uh, thanks for the offer, but I don't want you to be my personal moron -- it'd spoil the fun for everyone else. Besides, I have no idea what a "winny" is and I'd prefer not to find out.

(Jack, since I suspect you are not intelligent enough to understand what you wrote, I'll explain it to you: "Thy" is an archaic English word that means "your". You literally wrote that you are my moron. Again, thanks but no thanks.)
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Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:34 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What the hell is a winny?


Isn't it rhyming slang for taking a crap??

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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:31 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Isn't it rhyming slang for taking a crap??

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(*insert groan here*)



Pooh has no penis! That's probably a concept that we shouldn't dwell on for too long.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:32 pm

Yall leave Jack alone.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_re_as/pakistan_whiskey_1

the only malt whiskey distillery in the Muslim world is preparing to launch its newest product — a 21-year single malt that it claims will rival the best Scotch whisky.


Maybe this will help. Nothing ever seemed to pump me up for a set of J-titties more than a glass of whisky.
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Postby Jack » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:12 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Uh, thanks for the offer, but I don't want you to be my personal moron -- it'd spoil the fun for everyone else. Besides, I have no idea what a "winny" is and I'd prefer not to find out.

(Jack, since I suspect you are not intelligent enough to understand what you wrote, I'll explain it to you: "Thy" is an archaic English word that means "your". You literally wrote that you are my moron. Again, thanks but no thanks.)


Fucking idiot. Do you think I have anything to learn from you? Fucking moron.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:13 pm

Jack wrote:Fucking idiot. Do you think I have anything to learn from you? Fucking moron.


Bitter.
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Postby Jack » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:49 pm

Iraira wrote:Bitter.


Are you refering to English ale?
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Postby baka tono » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:42 am

AssKissinger wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_re_as/pakistan_whiskey_1

Maybe this will help. Nothing ever seemed to pump me up for a set of J-titties more than a glass of whisky.



Nothing ever seemed to help me appreciate the fine whiskey in my glass than knowing I have the freedom to drink it.

But alcohol is available to Muslims in secret black-market sales with a significant markup. This can be risky business, because drinking alcohol is punishable by caning and three years in jail


And the funny thing is I bet the person(s) who started that stupid idea drank a lot. Same with the titties. I bet whoever started the whole burka thing had a big stash of playboys.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:37 am

Jack wrote:Fucking idiot. Do you think I have anything to learn from you? Fucking moron.

I think you could learn a lot from most people, but I guess your double-digit IQ holds you back. Ah well, that's life right? (Don't feel totally worthless -- your posts are always good for pointing and laughing.)
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Postby Jack » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:24 am

FG Lurker wrote:I think you could learn a lot from most people, but I guess your double-digit IQ holds you back. Ah well, that's life right? (Don't feel totally worthless -- your posts are always good for pointing and laughing.)


Wow! Mr. genius thinks quite a lot of himself today. That's what happens when a worthless foreigner spends too much time in Japan. Suddenly he thinks he has become a fucking somebody. Fucking moron.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:29 am

Jack wrote:Wow! Mr. genius thinks quite a lot of himself today. That's what happens when a worthless foreigner spends too much time in Japan. Suddenly he thinks he has become a fucking somebody. Fucking moron.

You're certainly welcome to your opinion Jack, and as always your message gave me a laugh -- a damn good laugh this time.

You (of all people!) accusing someone of being a "worthless foreigner [who] thinks he has become a fucking somebody"? :rofl: Too funny Jack, too funny.
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Postby kamome » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:35 am

FG Lurker wrote:You (of all people!) accusing someone of being a "worthless foreigner [who] thinks he has become a fucking somebody"? :rofl: Too funny Jack, too funny.


Yeah, right about now I'm thinking about a pot, a kettle and the color black.
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Postby Hanakuso » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:37 pm

I came in here expecting to see boobies and just more damn bickering...Sheesh!
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Postby dimwit » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:53 pm

Hanakuso wrote:I came in here expecting to see boobies and just more damn bickering...Sheesh!



And between Canadians no less. :-D
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:04 pm

Hanakuso wrote:I came in here expecting to see boobies and just more damn bickering...Sheesh!

Nah, it's not bickering. I'm poking Jack with a stick and laughing at his reactions. It's about all he's good for!
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