Team Japan brings cleavage to Muslims

[FG Lurker]

And between Canadians no less.

I think Jack might be an illegial alien. Or maybe he was droped at birth or something...

[Mike Oxlong]

I think Jack might be an illegial alien. Or maybe he was droped at birth or something...

Probably escaped from Ponoka:suspect:

[IkemenTommy]

What is Ponoka?

[IkemenTommy]

Never mind

OK.. back to the topic. There are plenty of Let's Trash Jack threads in OT if you guys need to vent out your frustrations on him.

[FG Lurker]

What is Ponoka?

I was wondering the same thing. Looks like there's a big mental hospital there though so yeah, maybe it really is where Jack is from.

[FG Lurker]

There are plenty of Let's Trash Jack threads in OT if you guys need to vent out your frustrations on him.

Nah, just baiting him for shits'n'giggles. It's too easy though, really.

[6810]

Jack dude, mellow out.

[IkemenTommy]

I was wondering the same thing. Looks like there's a big mental hospital there though so yeah, maybe it really is where Jack is from.

Ponoka's claim to fame is the Ponoka Stampede, a six day rodeo that spans from June 28 to July 3. During this period of time, the town is packed with holiday trailers and people wanting to watch the rodeo, or participate in the games, activities, and rides in the mini-carnival. This is advantageous to the small businesses in the area, as there can be up to four times more customers in their stores than any other time of the year. During Stampede time the population of Ponoka has grown 400 percent.

Sounds like some redneck cousin-hopping trailer white trash ville.

[FG Lurker]

Sounds like some redneck cousin-hopping trailer white trash ville.

Sounds like Jack's sorta place!

[Iraira]

If Jack's trailer gets "relocated" by a tornado, he definitely qualifies for 'neck status.

[maninjapan]

Nah, it's not bickering. I'm poking Jack with a stick and laughing at his reactions. It's about all he's good for!

Just be careful how close that stick gets to him..... no-one knows where Jack has (or hasn't) been.

[KanpaiQuigley]

Jack, I'm on your side. I'm still new here and the Lurker already started his shit talking. Someone apparently has an inferiority complex when they have to stalk message boards to find people to pick on.

Troubled childhood, Lurker? Get touched in your special place by a priest or something? (Maybe your dad?)

[Mike Oxlong]

I figured a couple of fellow Canuckistanis would know Ponoka. I have heard gossip the gov't of Canuckistan practiced eugenics there until the '70s or so. Maybe it's just an Alberta thing. Prairies n' all...

Reading through media accounts and government records of the day sheds light on just how different mentally ill people were regarded and treated.

Albertas first institution for the care of the mentally ill opened in Ponoka in 1911 and grew quickly.

The site was 20 kilometres from Edmonton and reached by a dusty road that was to become Highway 15 between the big city and the town of Fort Saskatchewan. The proximity to Edmonton, a rail line and road connections and its excellent agricultural potential were cited as factors in its favour.

Initially, the hospital was envisioned by the department of education as a place to keep mentally incapacitated children. But part way through the planning stage, it was turned over to the Department of Public Health, which carried on planning it as "the Home and Training School for Mental Defectives."

Then in the spring of 1923, with crowding becoming a deeper problem at the Hospital for the Insane in Ponoka, it was decided to make the facility a mental hospital for adults. It was to become a home for, in the parlance of the time, the chronically insane. Its first patients were 47 First World War veterans, transferred from the Hospital for Returned Soldiers in Red Deer.

In her history of the institution, writer Sheila Abercrombie notes that Dick was a military doctor who had served in the First World War and had headed two military hospitals. Dicks organization and operation of the institute was exceedingly military in style, with a strict hierarchy of authority, rigid rules and routines, tight schedules, and a Spartan environment.

Starting in those early years of operations, patients raised much of their food through farm work. In fact, gardening was considered as the best therapy -- a belief that many relaxed gardeners of healthy mind will also attest. Patients growing their own food was phased out in 1962.

By the late 1980s, the hospital was the largest psychiatric centre in the province, maintaining 650 active treatment beds for the mentally ill. Now known as Alberta Hospital Edmonton, the facility at 17480 Fort Road has grown to 45 buildings spread over 275 acres.

There have been other changes, too. In 1923 the cost per patient was calculated at 86 cents per day. Now it tops $300 a day. Mind you, back in the 1920s, there was no such thing as active treatment.

Before the days of tranquillizers, staff really didn't work much at helping patients to heal. The hospital was a custodial facility, where well-sedated "incurable" mental patients spent their lives doing farm chores. The science of caring for the mentally ill has come a long way.

You've come a long way, Jack!

[FG Lurker]

Jack, I'm on your side. I'm still new here and the Lurker already started his shit talking.

You might want to read through Jack's past posts before you decide you wish to associate yourself with him. As you say, you're new here.

Someone apparently has an inferiority complex when they have to stalk message boards to find people to pick on.

Troubled childhood, Lurker? Get touched in your special place by a priest or something? (Maybe your dad?)

No problems here, but it sounds like you have some issues. Seek help.

[AssKissinger]

KanpaiQuigley, I'm feeling where you're coming from and I respect it. This ganging up on Jack stuff is lame.

[American Oyaji]

ganging up on any member is lame.

But DAMN a forum gang bang can be a good time some times.heh.

But now. Lets get back to talking about tittays.

[Mike Oxlong]

KanpaiQuigley, I'm feeling where you're coming from and I respect it. This ganging up on Jack stuff is lame.

Might it not be a case of "ye reap what ye sow"? A little something for thee & thine to consider.

[KanpaiQuigley]

I'm just here to have fun and learn as much as I can before the big move... I obviously don't take things so seriously as some members. It's just a shame when a chunk of my posts have been defending myself (or someone else, already.) Oyaji, you couldn't have said it better.

Let's be mature adults, and... keep talking about boobies

[IkemenTommy]

ganging up on any member is lame.

But DAMN a forum gang bang can be a good time some times.heh.

But now. Lets get back to talking about tittays.

I love big oppais too.

[Jack]

This is a Forum for Fucked gaijins and I talk about what most gaijins talk and do in Japan and that's banging babes. Some think they can take the moral high ground by slamming me. But you know what? I couldn't give a lesser fuck. Idiots like Lurker don't bother me. That's why I keep writing the way I want to for so many years.

Show me one puritanic fucking loser gaijin in Japan who is not after pussy. Saturday night comes and the whole fucking gaijin community in Tokyo is in Roppongi and Shibuya chasing babes.

Some get hooked with a nice girl and get married. But you know what? Be frank with yourself. Even if you are married, many J-chicks don't mind and still try to get you and many of you are, I'm sure damn tempted and break some rules. I just say it out loud in an anonymous forum.

Vive les J-chicks. Vive le Japon.

[Samurai_Jerk]

This is a Forum for Fucked gaijins and I talk about what most gaijins talk and do in Japan and that's banging babes. Some think they can take the moral high ground by slamming me. But you know what? I couldn't give a lesser fuck. Idiots like Lurker don't bother me. That's why I keep writing the way I want to for so many years.

Show me one puritanic fucking loser gaijin in Japan who is not after pussy. Saturday night comes and the whole fucking gaijin community in Tokyo is in Roppongi and Shibuya chasing babes.

Some get hooked with a nice girl and get married. But you know what? Be frank with yourself. Even if you are married, many J-chicks don't mind and still try to get you and many of you are, I'm sure damn tempted and break some rules. I just say it out loud in an anonymous forum.

Vive les J-chicks. Vive le Japon.

Japanese women are overrated.

[Iraira]

This is a Forum for Fucked gaijins and I talk about what most gaijins talk and do in Japan and that's banging babes. Some think they can take the moral high ground by slamming me. But you know what? I couldn't give a lesser fuck. Idiots like Lurker don't bother me. That's why I keep writing the way I want to for so many years.

Show me one puritanic fucking loser gaijin in Japan who is not after pussy. Saturday night comes and the whole fucking gaijin community in Tokyo is in Roppongi and Shibuya chasing babes.

Some get hooked with a nice girl and get married. But you know what? Be frank with yourself. Even if you are married, many J-chicks don't mind and still try to get you and many of you are, I'm sure damn tempted and break some rules. I just say it out loud in an anonymous forum.

Vive les J-chicks. Vive le Japon.

True, true, but the reason people slam you is because you come off like a 13 year old who claims he banged his cousin's friend in Ohio (insert other state, if you currently reside in Ohio....why?). No heterosexual guy would disagree that married or not, castrated or not, dead or not, that they'd love to wax major J-tail while they are here. Your stories are so obviously in the realm of Aesop, but w/o a moral at the end, and generally, your style of telling the story is so abysmally anemic, without any decent build up or general information other than the observation that the other person was female, that it annoys the reader into a puritanical state, for the sake of spewing vengence upon you for the sins of your familial inbreeding depression. Christ, if you fuck like you write about your fucking, you're gonna ruin our rep here as being rabid wildebeasts on an eight ball.

Just stop with the clear BS or get a ghost to pen your tales. Christ, Penthouse Forum is Pulitzer compared to what your stubby fingers mash out on the keyboard.

[FG Lurker]

Jack, I don't give a fuck who (or what) you wish to bang.

I take the piss outa you because you are incredibly high on yourself yet so obviously a complete loser. That's it, there's nothing more to it.

[Jack]

True, true, but the reason people slam you is because you come off like a 13 year old who claims he banged his cousin's friend in Ohio (insert other state, if you currently reside in Ohio....why?). No heterosexual guy would disagree that married or not, castrated or not, dead or not, that they'd love to wax major J-tail while they are here. Your stories are so obviously in the realm of Aesop, but w/o a moral at the end, and generally, your style of telling the story is so abysmally anemic, without any decent build up or general information other than the observation that the other person was female, that it annoys the reader into a puritanical state, for the sake of spewing vengence upon you for the sins of your familial inbreeding depression. Christ, if you fuck like you write about your fucking, you're gonna ruin our rep here as being rabid wildebeasts on an eight ball.

Just stop with the clear BS or get a ghost to pen your tales. Christ, Penthouse Forum is Pulitzer compared to what your stubby fingers mash out on the keyboard.

If you want to read poetry go here http://www.poetry.com

[jingai]

Less Jack, more cleavage.

[FG Lurker]

Less Jack, more cleavage.

Less Jack, more anything!

[Iraira]

If you want to read poetry go here http://www.poetry.com

That you have it bookmarked speaks volumes.

[kamome]

True, true, but the reason people slam you is because you come off like a 13 year old who claims he banged his cousin's friend in Ohio (insert other state, if you currently reside in Ohio....why?). No heterosexual guy would disagree that married or not, castrated or not, dead or not, that they'd love to wax major J-tail while they are here. Your stories are so obviously in the realm of Aesop, but w/o a moral at the end, and generally, your style of telling the story is so abysmally anemic, without any decent build up or general information other than the observation that the other person was female, that it annoys the reader into a puritanical state, for the sake of spewing vengence upon you for the sins of your familial inbreeding depression. Christ, if you fuck like you write about your fucking, you're gonna ruin our rep here as being rabid wildebeasts on an eight ball.

Just stop with the clear BS or get a ghost to pen your tales. Christ, Penthouse Forum is Pulitzer compared to what your stubby fingers mash out on the keyboard.

Iraira: I nominate the above post for inclusion in two different top-ten lists; the first, for being one of the funniest posts on FG and the other for being one of the best dress-downs of a troll on FG. Awesome post, dude.

[Minihux]

I know im new here.....but it seems like you brag about having sex with japanese girls like your expecting to get a gold star for a good job done....something i use to recieve when i was in pre-school.

I know of many people even here in Australia that have sex with lots of Japanese girls.....why cause they find its easy.....no dis-respect to Japanese ladies at all....there not pieces of meat.

Its like your braging about breathing air, everyone has done it.....if you were so hot shit you would not have to travel half way around the world to get laid by girls that im sure are just feeling sorry for you. Half the time im sure these girls you talk about are the ones you find when you are sitting in your room all alone with good old Mrs right hand.

- Luke

[Iraira]

I know im new here.....but it seems like you brag about having sex with japanese girls like your expecting to get a gold star for a good job done....something i use to recieve when i was in pre-school.

I know of many people even here in Australia that have sex with lots of Japanese girls.....why cause they find its easy.....no dis-respect to Japanese ladies at all....there not pieces of meat.

Its like your braging about breathing air, everyone has done it.....if you were so hot shit you would not have to travel half way around the world to get laid by girls that im sure are just feeling sorry for you. Half the time im sure these girls you talk about are the ones you find when you are sitting in your room all alone with good old Mrs right hand.

- Luke

Since you didn't actually mention who you were directing this at, I'll cast aside my freebase-induced paranoia, and assume it twas not me. And I'll have you know that I do not date Mrs. Right Hand anymore, and you are discriminating against those that are southpaws. Did the Palmella Handerson thing for awhile, but settled on Ms. Rosie Palms and her five sisters to get that most excellent flogging the bishop sensation before I gotta get on the train in the morning. Aside from masturbation on a cold night, what else is there to do?
Yeah, so some J-girls are easy, and guys take advantage of that. Big whoop. If you're some sort of Jesus Crispy and about to law down a sermon, just remember that Jesus don't spend much time here except for in a few weeks when some garbled cheaply amplified satanic-sounding voice will be billowing in the cold winter air at many JR Yamanote stations calling people to Christ. Justa little advice to those FGs that I see standing there motionless as the masses ignore them: get a more subtle sounding voice to bleet out the brainwash. Man, I don't need someone sounding like Hellraiser's Pinhead trying to get my soul, wallet, and what few neurons have not atrophied....in a pinch, I've tried to smoke katnip...those were tough days back then.
Where the fuck was I? OK, look, so some people bang easy chicks. Don't think that will ever stop. For as long as the penis is mightier than the sword...no, strike that...for as long as the penis is a sword, it shall pierce deep into territories both charted and uncharted, with wild abandon and raging fury, in a way that can only be described as riding the hardhat into tuna town.

Dinner time!