When was J-cunt most available to FG?

[Charles]

[floatr][/floatr]My old man was stationed at Yokosuka on the USS Shangri-La in 1958 and had a J-girlfriend. Wonder what her story was?

Hey, I think I remember this story line, wasn't your dad on a sitcom in the 1970s?

[IkemenTommy]

Taking Roppongi as an example, if there were 20 girls around the docks 1,000 men would be there trying to grab them. Suddenly the pickin's don't seem that EZ.

You're thinking of the usual gaijin sausage-fests at the average Roppongi bars such as Motown and 911 Black.

[nigerian_nampa]

I`ve heard that in the late 80`s and early 90`s it was really easy to pick up at the big gaijin haunts. But I`ve also heard that the general non-eigo bandit population was less comfortable with us than they are now, so you were pretty much stuck with banditry. Another thing was that those were the days before keitai email (holy fuck, can you imagine?), when networking and following up on leads wasn`t as easy as it is now. I can`t imagine the days when you phoned a girl and her father answered and screamed `Who the hell are you, GAIJIN?!`

[American Oyaji]

I can`t imagine the days when you phoned a girl and her father answered and screamed `Who the hell are you, GAIJIN?!`

I never had that problem. I always made sure I knew what to say and how to say it perfectly before I called.

They never knew.

[sillygirl]

Pocket bells in the olden days....

[IkemenTommy]

I never had that problem. I always made sure I knew what to say and how to say it perfectly before I called.

They never knew.

Do you ever get that response where they meet you in real life after you talked to them over the phone and they give you the "you are who.. what?? We just talked over the phone but you look so... gaijin. How is that possible?" reaction?

[Iraira]

This trip down memory lane is really bringing tears to my eyes, but we're all starting to sound like a bunch of middle-aged dorks returning to our old college to remember when we finger-banged some chick in the back of that old Camaro. The past is over, done with, finished, ka-put. The important thing to discuss is when and where (aside from the obvious Roppongi) is the best place and time to hunt for J-unt.
The Xmas season is always nice as the lonely hearts and that friggin' George Michael song seem to make the J-unt carriers more frisky for attention.

[American Oyaji]

Do you ever get that response where they meet you in real life after you talked to them over the phone and they give you the "you are who.. what?? We just talked over the phone but you look so... gaijin. How is that possible?" reaction?

Yeah. I got that. But my Japanese manner puts many at ease.

[AssKissinger]

middle-aged dorks returning to our old college to remember when we finger-banged some chick in the back of that old Camaro.

Wrong! I did that in high school. Rollin' in Dad's 'Night Ranger' with a hot cheerleader.

[Jack]

This trip down memory lane is really bringing tears to my eyes, but we're all starting to sound like a bunch of middle-aged dorks returning to our old college to remember when we finger-banged some chick in the back of that old Camaro. The past is over, done with, finished, ka-put. The important thing to discuss is when and where (aside from the obvious Roppongi) is the best place and time to hunt for J-unt.
The Xmas season is always nice as the lonely hearts and that friggin' George Michael song seem to make the J-unt carriers more frisky for attention.

I never knew that a FG in Japan would need to ask "where and when?" to hunt for J-unts. Has it changed since I was there last month? I got 5 girls crying right now because Christmas is approaching and they have no one to spend it with. I can't help them. Would you like their e-mail addresses?

[Iraira]

I never knew that a FG in Japan would need to ask "where and when?" to hunt for J-unts. Has it changed since I was there last month? I got 5 girls crying right now because Christmas is approaching and they have no one to spend it with. I can't help them. Would you like their e-mail addresses?

I saw the picture of the hideous wretched old hag that you claimed to have banged....so, no thanks.

[IkemenTommy]

middle-aged dorks returning to our old college to remember when we finger-banged some chick in the back of that old Camaro.

Wrong! I did that in high school. Rollin' in Dad's 'Night Ranger' with a hot cheerleader.

Maybe that was referring to community college (aka high school continuation)

[Iraira]

Maybe that was referring to community college (aka high school continuation)

Ahhhh...community college....getting that AA degree was 4 of the best years of my life.

[IkemenTommy]

Ahhhh...community college....getting that AA degree was 4 of the best years of my life.

You graduated CC in 4 years? Good job

[KanpaiQuigley]

It becomes most available as of March 31st, 2007.

[American Oyaji]

why?

[KanpaiQuigley]

Thats the day I move to Tokyo for college

[IkemenTommy]

Shouldn't that logic be "unavailable?"

[American Oyaji]

Shouldn't that logic be "unavailable?"

Look at it from his point of view.

[z0rk]

Japanese pussy should be readily available to you even now. Three, I tell you, three of my students are learning English to pick up gaijin men at bars in Roppongi. If I wasn't a woman myself I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

[Greji]

Japanese pussy should be readily available to you even now. Three, I tell you, three of my students are learning English to pick up gaijin men at bars in Roppongi. If I wasn't a woman myself I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Ahh, which bars?

[GuyJean]

.. If I wasn't a woman myself I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

How about 'fist that like a hit of angry god'?.. I dig chicks named 'z0rk'.. From Ork, right?

GJ

[Iraira]

[quote="GuyJean"]How about 'fist that like a hit of angry god'?.. ]


You are either too young or too old to know this, but Zork is circa 1979.[ATTACH]2330[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]2331[/ATTACH]. She dated Q-bert.

[American Oyaji]

You are either too young or too old to know this, but Zork is circa 1979.[ATTACH]2330[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]2331[/ATTACH]. She dated Q-bert.

LOL!!

ever played ZORK ZERO?

[z0rk]

[quote="GuyJean"]How about 'fist that like a hit of angry god'?.. ]

I'm not going to lie, I got "zork" from "Kids in the Hall", a Canadian sketch comedy show. I am neither Canadian nor cool, I just liked the sound. I wasn't trying to conjure up images of Warcraft or other sundry computer games... if that's even what you mean... except in Warcraft it's spelled Orc, so never mind, I'm an ass.

SORRY! Have I crushed your hopes and dreams?

[GuyJean]

Have I crushed your hopes and dreams?

Nah. It's impossible for anyone else to crush my dreams; I'm the only one capable of that.

GJ