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Which one is the dead tuna?

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Which one is the dead tuna?

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:32 am

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Postby Tsuru » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:10 pm

They probably go well together...



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Postby Ninja Shinichi » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:59 am

This Paris Hilton is sexy foreign womans but tuna not sexy like Paris. Paris not good spending time with fish that is dead. Fish have smell not sexy like smell of Paris. Tuna only good for the sushi not good for romance encounter for Paris.

Sorry not understand picture so much and English not so good.
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Postby sublight » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:45 am

So that's what was going on. My office is right in front of Honganji and I saw the thing lit up purple when I went out to grab some dinner. Geez, how freakin' tacky can you get?
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Postby Kanchou » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:28 am

I'd take the tuna. At least it has a use of some sort.
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Postby Ninja Shinichi » Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:26 am

Kanchou wrote:I'd take the tuna. At least it has a use of some sort.

You choosing fish more than Paris Hilton. I not understand your selecting. Tuna good for the sushi or the cooking but not else. Paris good for conversation and romance encouter and many others. My English not good so not understand what Paris talking. But still have softly feeling in my heart about Paris. Unfortunate I cannot chatting with her even if meeting chance because I much shy with womens. Especially more shy with foreign womens. Even though ninja very much shy.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:14 pm

Paris is good for talking? I know your English is not so hot but trust me when I say that usually the verbage coming from Paris lips is vacuous at best.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:38 pm

I want to eat raw flesh of Paris's pussy wholeheartedly.
It must smell like cheese.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:43 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:I want to eat raw flesh of Paris's pussy wholeheartedly. It must smell like cheese.:D


No, old ranch dressing. Like when it's at the salad bar for too long and starts to get that gray ruddy color? Yeah, close your eyes, sit back, and imagine it. Yeah, that's it, you got it.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:49 pm

I've heard she has more brains than she lets on.

(Wouldn't be hard to have more brains than she lets on of course...)

I would be interested in talking to her long enough to find out if there really is a brain between her ears. If so then more power to her for playing the idiot to sucker more $$$ out of the thick-skulled public.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:05 pm

Iraira wrote:No, old ranch dressing. Like when it's at the salad bar for too long and starts to get that gray ruddy color? Yeah, close your eyes, sit back, and imagine it. Yeah, that's it, you got it.

I love to lick pussy that doesnt be washed and smell like almost rotten.
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Postby Ninja Shinichi » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:27 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Paris is good for talking? I know your English is not so hot but trust me when I say that usually the verbage coming from Paris lips is vacuous at best.


I sorry but much difficult vocabularies here and not sure completely understanding. I understanding your mentioning Paris lips and also thinking about them that make blushing to area of my parts of body. But shy so cannot sharing details of lips thinking. My apology.
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:39 am

Takechanpoo wrote:I love to lick pussy that doesnt be washed and smell like almost rotten.
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Come on Takepoo. You're my kinda man!
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