Things can always get worse. They just did.

by **TFG** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:22 pm

Just when you are thinking, "Hey, things can't get any worse" fate shows you that Indeed THEY CAN!

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:47 pm

Question. Were the best buds, actually really bad buds? Why the vomiting and grayface?

by **TFG** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:55 pm

The doc reckons it could either have been a chemical fertilizer or perhaps some insecticide in them.

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:01 pm

ya know. I've never thought about that shit being in those wonderfully smelling buds I used to toke.

From now on, I'm growing my own shit. I've even got the space now.

by **Charles** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:21 pm

Pesticides sound like a reasonable hypothesis, so eating the bud was even more risky. BTW, anyone besides me remember the era of Paraquat?

There's some rumor about contaminated buds going around, known as "grit weed." It's salted with glass particles, like the microscopic reflective beads used in traffic signs. It's supposed to add weight at low cost and low detectability, at the risk of pulmonary problems. As I heard it, they only showed up in Europe so far, but you know how this sort of stupidity gets around.

by **amdg** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:54 pm

by **TFG** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:32 pm

The Latter is the plan.

by **amdg** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:28 pm

by **TFG** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:38 pm

Yes, I shall wear a body condom for when I get reamed by the cops as well.

by **TFG** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:42 pm

The only problem with that is I don't have any money to run with.

by **amdg** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:06 pm

That's right Robbie, Fire is the Cleanser!

:flame:

:flame::flame::flame::flame::flame::flame::flame:

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:50 pm

I think you should probably leave Japan

http://www.taima.org/en/law.htm

Marijuana use is viewed almost as bad as heroin use is in many western countries. Anyone caught with any amount of marijuana will be arrested. Suspects can be detained for several weeks before they need to be charged with a crime. Evidence obtained through illegal means (such as illegal searches) is routinely admitted in court. Some 98% of all people charged with a crime are convicted by Japanese courts.

People go to jail for possessing less than one gram of hemp and they face many social penalties too (loss of job, expulsion from schools, etc.). Theoretically you can go to prison for five years for a single joint. Larger quantities, cultivation or smuggling will lead to prison sentences of up to seven years. Smugglers caught with a few hundred grams to a few kg of cannabis are routinely sent to prison for 3-4 years. Discipline in Japanese prisons is extremely strict and conditions are harsh.

All foreigners caught with marijuana will be deported after having served their sentence, with a life-time ban on returning into the country

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:57 pm

Can you be arrested for testing positive on a drug test in Japan?

One thing you should do is clean your apartment from top to bottom, inlcuding washing all of your clothes thoroughly. You want to make sure they can't even find a single seed.

by **GomiGirl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:06 pm

You ate the bud????

Sorry - I am not unsympathetic to your situation, but I just found that tidbit amusing.

by **sillygirl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Can you be arrested for testing positive on a drug test in Japan?

One thing you should do is clean your apartment from top to bottom, inlcuding washing all of your clothes thoroughly. You want to make sure they can't even find a single seed.

A friend of mine who is now languishing in a jail in Saitama for 5 years on a drug offence told me they vacuum your apartment etc so be thorough!

Isn't it 28 days until traces of weed are out of your blood stream?

by **GomiGirl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:14 pm

sillygirl wrote:A friend of mine who is now languishing in a jail in Saitama for 5 years on a drug offence told me they vacuum your apartment etc so be thorough!

Ouch...

by **sillygirl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:16 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Ouch...

Very ouch...got caught in the bog at Denny's Restaurant with a whole bag of goodies....

(Phillipino, gay, married to Japanese woman who was hooked on cough medicine...)

by **GomiGirl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:21 pm

sillygirl wrote:hooked on cough medicine...

Damn - I have led such a sheltered life.. how does one get hooked on cough medicine pray tell?

by **sillygirl** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:22 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Damn - I have led such a sheltered life.. how does one get hooked on cough medicine pray tell?

Eh, fuck knows.....*coff* *hack* (no, but seriously, I don't know)

by **TFG** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:07 pm

Yeah, all suggestions were done before calling the ambulance.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:15 pm

Isn't there anyone you hate that you could frame for the crime? Honest occifer, the manager at my eikaiwa gave it to me the other night after work. Told me it was a herbal remedy from home to help me relax after all the overtime I've been doing...

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:26 pm

Go to Fukuoka and hop on the first boat to Korea.

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:29 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Damn - I have led such a sheltered life.. how does one get hooked on cough medicine pray tell?

You never quaffed a whole bottle of Robbitussin?

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/dxm.shtml

It's a dark ass grizzly fucking high.

by **amdg** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:40 pm

Lots of ways to abuse cough medicine, depending on what it contains. Dextromethorphan, for example, or back in the old days just pure and simple alcohol.

I have no idea what the British Embassy can do, but I really doubt they can do much unless you have the kind of connections that you probably would have already used if you had them.

Skipping to Korea or thereabouts is an option, but considering what you have at stake (re previous emergency), I'd be inclined to hang on and see what you can do. Are you willing to face possible jail time?

N.B. I am not your lawyer and I am not advising you to do anything.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:43 pm

Shit dude, In your shoes, unless I had kids here or something, I'd run up a credit card bill, get a ticket to home, and go. At least flying is cheap this time of year.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:15 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Shit dude, In your shoes...

Unless you like sleeping on a concrete slab in a unheated Japanese jail.... Tatami class on the Fukuoka ferry to Korea is only about 12,000 yen and asking for rides at truck stops will get you to Fukuoka for free.

[SIZE="7"]GO TONIGHT.[/SIZE]

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:18 pm

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

PENNSYLVANIA

by **james** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:56 pm

don't want to be too insulting but assuming what you've been posting so far isn't complete b.s., you don't strike me as card carrying mensa member so..

what are you hanging around for? any chance you had of getting "your" property / house back is probably way down the shitter by now and then some.

i'm half expecting you to post something like "it just got worse AGAIN! i hear some loud knocking at my door and men in uniform in the hallway!"

you waiting by your pc for them to bust you so you can regale us with your exploits real-time?

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:05 am

TFG, I'm also very suspicious that your posts are BS. I mean, you're 40ish, right? It's just hard to believe that someone who should have plenty of experience could fuck things up so badly.

Anyway, if what you have been posting is actually your real situation then here is my advice:

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. JAPAN. NOW!

You just went from being fucked to being ass-raped with a 2x4.

RUN!

by **james** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:08 am

FG Lurker wrote:RUN!

..FORREST, RUN!

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