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Japan Loves A Voluptuous Blonde

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Japan Loves A Voluptuous Blonde

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:04 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Telegraph: Bates is just champion and big in Japan
Jackie Bates - big, blonde and gorgeous - weighs 20 stone. She's an aerobics teacher and champion sumo wrestler... She is 50, but appears more like a woman in her late thirties, and is confident, warm and funny...While pumping iron she was spotted by Derby-based sumo master and third dan Steve 'Sumo' Pateman who has pioneered sumo wrestling in Britain..."I bumped into Sumo and he suggested that I might like to try sumo wrestling. It was a flattering thing to say to a woman, wasn't it? 'Would you like to be a sumo wrestler?' I didn't know whether to slap him there and then...They love me in Japan. They love this big, blonde British woman going over to compete"...more...
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Postby maninjapan » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:52 pm

Should give asashoyu a run for his money.
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby kiraffe66 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:56 am

Is anyone else strangely turned on? Or have I gone round the bend?
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Postby Charles » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:10 pm

Aerobics instructor? Weight lifter? A fat lardass like her probably gets no exercise more strenuous than 12oz curls.

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Postby amdg » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:11 pm

Mulboyne wrote: She's an aerobics teacher and


Please tell me they meant ‘] and is confident, warm and funny [/QUOTE]

All fat people are warm and funny, by definition.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:12 pm

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