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Elvis spotted in Macao!

Postby dimwit » Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:11 pm

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Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
Kim Jong Il's son 'holidaying' in Macao
Kenichi Yoshida / Yomiuri Shimbun Correspondent

A man calling himself Kim Jong Nam talks with The Yomiuri Shimbun in Macao on Tuesday.Kim Jong Nam, the eldest son of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, has entered Macao, diplomatic sources in Hong Kong said Tuesday....

According to sources, Kim opened an account at a major bank in Hong Kong in 2005 under the name of "Kim Chol," the same name as appears in his passport.

A source said, "He seems set to visit Hong Kong, because he was asked by the bank to explain something about his account." The source added that this suggests he may go to Hong Kong at some point in the future.


From the Daily Yomiuri

He can call himself whoever he likes but we all know who he is.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:05 pm

dimwit wrote:Daily YomiuriElvis spotted in Macao!


The GOMIuri Shimbun spelled the name wrong. Elvis was spotted in Mexico not Macao. I hear that he strafed Dimwit in the crowds at Chitchenitza in his '58 Cadillac with Bigfoot, and I've got a photographic proof! :eek:

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Postby dimwit » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:53 pm

Well, I don't see Elvis in person down in Mexico (althought he is well represented in velvet art souvenirs as seen here).
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I did however see lots of single horny Japanese girls. They kept asking me 'Where's Jack?'.:D
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Postby Iraira » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:34 pm

Kim Il Jung's got some ugly kids, man. Dunno how that would play out in a bar.
"Hi, I'm Kim Il Jung's son, you know my dad, the despot of North Korea, or as we all must call him 'Dear Leader'. Say, you've got a nice rack, I'd love to eat kim chee and chijimi off of it."

Hell, even George Bush's daughters are bed-able.
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:01 am

Iraira wrote:Kim Il Jung's got some ugly kids, man. Dunno how that would play out in a bar.
"Hi, I'm Kim Il Jung's son, you know my dad, the despot of North Korea, or as we all must call him 'Dear Leader'. Say, you've got a nice rack, I'd love to eat kim chee and chijimi off of it."

Hell, even George Bush's daughters are bed-able.


I like the way you address pertinent issues! Let me know when you want to go on a "Search and Destroy mission" with me in Roppongi, but being older, I get first choice of any scalps we take!
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Postby dimwit » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:45 pm

ImageFrom an earlier trip to Japan

Well if l'il Kim is boffing the girl on the right, he is doing alright. The girl in the bottom right has that lard and potato politboro chick look about her that I think it would be best to leave for Gboothe.:D
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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:54 pm

dimwit wrote:ImageFrom an earlier trip to Japan

Well if l'il Kim is boffing the girl on the right, he is doing alright. The girl in the bottom right has that lard and potato politboro chick look about her that I think it would be best to leave for Gboothe.:D


Why Dimmer, that was so kind of you to think of me. I'll take her. You have to remember that old axiom, "Ugly stuff is grateful stuff"!
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