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Kelly Osbourne Suffers In Japan

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:31 am

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ZeeNews: Kelly Osbourne hates Japan`s noiseless loos!
Kelly Osbourne has sworn never to live in Japan. And the star`s decision is guided by the world`s one of the most tech-savvy nation`s facilities - its noiseless loos. The 22-year-old has just spent two months there filming ITV2 series Turning Japanese. And she says she`ll never live in the country again because of their toilets. “In public toilets you don’t have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can’t hear the person next door break wind," The Sun quoted her, as saying. "It spoils the fun!” she added.
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Kelly Osbourne became so miserable making a new TV show in Japan, she ran up a GBP7,180 phone bill calling her mother Sharon. The 22-year-old spent a month in Japan where she learned about the art of the geisha and spend 24 hours as a Buddhist nun in ITV documentary Turning Japanese. But Osbourne hated the experience of being away from home and lived on the phone to rock matriarch Sharon. Kelly says, "It got to the point where if I spotted an English person I'd run up to them and demand to speak to them. It reminded me of home."
Bizarre Kelly Osbourne photo here
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Postby Tsuru » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:23 am

Mulboyne wrote:Bizarre Kelly Osbourne photo here
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:10 pm

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Postby akatsuka » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:27 pm

Why is it that programmes aired in the UK about Japan always involve the extreme wierd? Why not have Kelly go over to Japan and just experience the normal life there - why make her work in a love hotel etc..? Its just another Japanorama. Its a real turn off for me, its as though you can only like Japan if you make fun of it.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:30 pm

akatsuka wrote:Why is it that programmes aired in the UK about Japan always involve the extreme wierd? Why not have Kelly go over to Japan and just experience the normal life there - why make her work in a love hotel etc..? Its just another Japanorama. Its a real turn off for me, its as though you can only like Japan if you make fun of it.


Exactly, makes it easier for people to enjoy their miserable lives in their country, if they think that people in other countries are completely out of their minds.
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:46 pm

GBP7,180 phone bill calling her mother


It goes to show money can't buy happiness. It's hard to imagine being that young, healthy and rich but still not able to have a blast where-the-fuck-ever, but I guess it's true.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:52 am

Yeah I know he's not her daddy, but the makeup she's got on in the "bizarre Kelly Osbourne photo" already made her half look like Gene Simmons. I got this far a week ago but never got around to finishing the KISSification. If anyone wants to add the blood and eye makeup, douzo:

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:38 pm

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Postby baka tono » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:34 am

Ok where is that love hotel seen in the third video? I thought Tokyo didnt have round revolving beds with flashing lights anymore.
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:24 pm

baka tono wrote:Ok where is that love hotel seen in the third video? I thought Tokyo didnt have round revolving beds with flashing lights anymore.

http://www11.ocn.ne.jp/~alpa/index.htm
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Postby QwertyJPC » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:17 pm

I am sooo jealous! I don't know why she is doing some jobs there, And I don't know how she will learn Japanese Culture doing them, but hot damn! I am really jealous of her! Not only that, she has a translator with her! I thought it was really tricky for her to ride the train all by herself though.

I think I would actually like to buy an entire DVD box of these episodes though...no kidding, I am really serious. Anybody know if this is going to DVD?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:20 pm

Awful. I couldn't even get all the way through one of those You Tube videos. Poor little rich girl can't handle the horrors of eating rice and noodles and being away from her friends and family for a couple of months. Wow, life is tough.
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Postby Behan » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:42 pm

Calling the iaido practicioners in the fourth video 'samurai' is a little overboard. 'Chonin' would probably be better.
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