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Fuck the attention seeking TFG - he's a cunt of a troll

Postby rooboy » Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:25 pm

Don't answer - you're just feeding him. From now I'm off this thread. I've been hearing on the net about a troll who has just fucked up a number of Japan forums but has been kicked off a few.

He can talk to himself.:rolleyes:
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Postby TFG » Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:28 pm

FG Lurker wrote::rofl:

This is not preschool. The real world is not fair, how the hell did you manage to live 49 years without figuring that out?

Far too much dope is my guess.


Listen jerk off.

I have worked hard here for 25 years while being involved in the culture and language. Now, as you say, it is not my fault my company closed down, it may or may not be my fault that my wife took a hike but that is another matter.
You, on the other hand giving lecturers while refusing to even consider for a second that it may even be conceivably possibly that you are going overboard and ranting your own personal Ego trip on people, is what should concern you.
And take note that this has also been voiced by other people on this board.

Herbs have nothing to do with any of the above mentioned problems apart from the fact that you seem to be in dire need of more herbs instead of making this board a place where you feel safe in this little world you claim is so real, while you try your best to stomp on people.

Get it yet?:D
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:10 pm

TFG, you are so far from reality that I'm not sure there is any hope for you.
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Postby TFG » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:30 pm

FG Lurker wrote:TFG, you are so far from reality that I'm not sure there is any hope for you.


My friend, there is always hope for those that can see.
This I am afraid to tell you, is not the case for those that wish to blind themselves.:cool:
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:00 pm

TFG wrote::cool:

It's dark. If you take off the shades you might be able to see better...
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Postby Iraira » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:50 pm

TFG wrote:My friend, there is always hope for those that can see.
This I am afraid to tell you, is not the case for those that wish to blind themselves.:cool:


I hate it when people say things like "My friend", "buddy", "little boy", or things like that during a fight. Kinda ruins the mood, even though they are sarcasm. Stick with the normal language that mom and dad taught you when they thought you weren't paying attention or were too young to remember. Things like "Fuck you, you anal friction blister." carry so much more flavor.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:35 pm

TFG wrote:...there has still been no reply to my question which seemed to offend people about how such seeds can be legally sold in shops with consumption tax charged on them, if indeed they are illegal?
That question didn't offend anyone and you did get your reply some time ago. Here are the relevant portions of gboothe's posts again:
Even possession of seeds is a violation in Japan...they are sold for bird seed, but possession is illegal without any other proof of use i.e. having the bird seed package and having a bird. Any additional evidence plays worse for you...Having said that, I can tell you for a fact that it is a chargeable offense, but of course you don't have to believe me...Possession in Japan means any parts of the cannabis sativa plant...If you read the whole [Cannabis Control Law] you will find that they have licensed persons for handling hemp, who can possess and sell any parts of the plant, to include seeds.
I thought you were out of order calling bullshit without stopping to consider that you might be wrong yourself. Law is rarely neat and consistent in any country and this is one example.
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Postby TFG » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:10 pm

Eh, how do you deduce that my statement that those seeds are sold with consumption tax on them is bullshit?
And they are not sold as fucking bird food either.
Bird food has had all seeds treated so that they are no longer viable.
This is not the case with the seeds sold in those walk in shops.
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Postby TFG » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:21 pm

Ok, read this then.
This organization is certainly aware of the law as they are trying to get it changed. This combined with shops ACTUALLY selling them with consumption tax takes precedent over information posted here. Unless that is one is entirely fucking stupid.

From Taima.org
http://www.taima.org/en/law.htm
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Unsterilised cannabis seeds are legal to possess in Japan but in practice only sterilised seeds may be imported.
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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:19 pm

TFG wrote:Ok, read this then.
This organization is certainly aware of the law as they are trying to get it changed. This combined with shops ACTUALLY selling them with consumption tax takes precedent over information posted here. Unless that is one is entirely fucking stupid.

From Taima.org
http://www.taima.org/en/law.htm
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Unsterilised cannabis seeds are legal to possess in Japan but in practice only sterilised seeds may be imported.
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Look at page 7 of the law excerpts and the link to the translation and this time read it. I assume you will still take the word of the heads flying high at taima.org, but I would think you might want to at least weigh the actual law as translated the UN site on crime.
Also, you might want to ask the J-police who they believe.
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Postby TFG » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:44 pm

Page 7?
Don't see any page numbers at all.
You mean somewhere on the Japanese TAIMA TORISHIMARI HOU ?
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I assume you will still take the word of the heads flying high at taima.org, but I would think you might want to at least weigh the actual law as translated the UN site on crime.
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I am considering the fact that the aforementioned goods have been and are still being sold in Tokyo quite openly as I have shown you already. So, are you trying to suggest that this would go unchecked in a country such as Japan if it were illegal?
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:44 am

TFG wrote:I am considering the fact that the aforementioned goods have been and are still being sold in Tokyo quite openly as I have shown you already. So, are you trying to suggest that this would go unchecked in a country such as Japan if it were illegal?

Yes.

The cops will periodically sweep, but for the most part things will be left alone.

Are you sure you have really lived here for 25 years? It certainly doesn't sound like it...
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Postby TFG » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:07 am

Not the fucking TURD in the sandpit surfacing again!:D
This time, perhaps after just a tiny weeny glimpse of his soul.
See, it isn't impossible to regain just a little humanity now is it? ROTFL

Yes, I have lived here for 25 years and am fully aware of the nature of these people, their political persuasion and perversions.

What could ever have given you cause for doubt on this mark?

So, just what are you so diligently trying to inform your peer in this country of and just who apart from your Royal Turdness are you trying to impress?:cool:
PS: And what the fuck are you doing replying to this total asshole at this time on a Saturday night?
You are supposed to be banging chicks and having a good time!

Well, those with money are anyway!

Me, I'm still hoping the nurses turn up before the cops. LoL
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Postby Ketou » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:18 pm

Very 1337 for someone your age.....
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Postby Iraira » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:13 pm

TFG wrote: And what the fuck are you doing replying to this total asshole at this time on a Saturday night?
You are supposed to be banging chicks and having a good time!
Well, those with money are anyway!


Sometimes people don't stay overnight at the love hotel. Avoids that sometimes awkward walk to the train station at 10am.
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Postby TFG » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:47 am

Well, that's the end of the sketch.

I was woken up by the D-squad at 9:30 am, I could tell the way they were banging that this wasn't the NHK man.

They came, said they had to look around, showed me the warrant.
And they looked around almost with one eye closed while informing me right off the mark that, they can't bust me. They did not really want to look around, only moved a couple of things in the house, were very polite and were cracking jokes.

To those that I PM'd about the way I got out of this deal, that fact I mentioned to you was the first thing the police informed me of as soon as I let them in after reading the search warrant.

Incidentally they came on the 21st day.

It was as if they did not want to be here and the interpretor was not even used.
In the end the cops as they were leaving said, "We could really use you as an interpretor if you can't find work" think about it! LoL

How totally fucking weird.

I put it down to my cat who hypnotized the head detective into picking hum up and giving him a hug as soon they came in.

I shall have to give him a can of his favorite gourmet cat food for this feat.

I think I will, right now.
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Postby amdg » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:17 am

Congrats! Very glad everything has worked out.

You really should follow up with them about that job, sounds like a good chance to get moving forward again.
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Postby TFG » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:36 am

Thanks...
Not sure if it is my line of work though! Lol

There again I suppose one could always help out a little in the interpretation if you know what I mean.:D

So, no need to burn the house down or wet my knickers as some who offered less than friendly advice, no doubt would have done.

Here's a little advice for the little girls if they ever find themselves in this situation.

Just stay cool, don't run, take the time to find out the REAL law and not simply speculation as was posted here by some and show them you are not afraid.
And for those who I informed of the REAL law....Please keep your promise and don't post it recklessly here or anywhere else but by all means let the serious people know.

Later and thanks again to those who were supportive.:)
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Postby TFG » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:17 pm

Just one thing that kind of irks me about the police search and I wonder what others think about this.

The police even though they told me right off the mark that I was not going to get busted, took photos of the inside of my house even my bedroom and also took a photo including my face of me holding a totally unrelated and legal bag of herbs. I protested about this photo but they said "They had t take it for their records". Can they take such photos of unrelated plants, bedroom with no plants in it and indeed a face shot of me, legally under such circumstances?

I just advised the embassy of this fact and am still waiting to hear back from them.

With that Gaijin Hanzai Ura File crap around I am wondering if this is how they are getting those photos.
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:16 pm

TFG wrote:Can they take such photos of unrelated plants, bedroom with no plants in it and indeed a face shot of me, legally under such circumstances?


If they are searching under a valid warrant, they have they right to photograph anything, to include you (as subject of the warrant) that they deem to be of evidentiary value. They should have photographed you being read the warrant at the onset also.

As for the bag of herbs, if I am not mistaken you posted that you had originally told them you had used "legal herbs". If so, that may well have been their way of documenting that fact to close out their report/case (hopefully).
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:20 pm

Wots a "Legal Herb" - Tobacco? Grass Clippings? Rosemary?
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:52 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Wots a "Legal Herb" - Tobacco? Grass Clippings? Rosemary?



http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=2139
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Postby GuyJean » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:14 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Wots a "Legal Herb" - Tobacco? Grass Clippings? Rosemary?
Other 'legal' drugs:
Among the legal narcotics doing the rounds in Roppongi is ketamine hydrochloride, originally used as an anesthetic for animals.

"It gives a buzz similar to cocaine," says an unnamed source involved in Roppongi's club scene. "There has been a sudden increase in the number of young people who take ketamine and then dance all night. They feel safe because even if they're caught with it, they can't be arrested." - from this thread
But I know nothing about it..

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Postby TFG » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:54 pm

It was Salvia Divinorum.

Which until April of this year is legal ut use in dried leaf form.
It will still be legal to grow this plant after April but not dry the leaf or extract Salvorinin A crystals.
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Postby oyajikun » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:59 pm

Wow sounds fun,

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=54071
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Postby TFG » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:43 pm

Not for the faint of heart though, neither is it a social herb.

I got a call from my contact in the embassy who mentioned that the J-police are allowed to photograph foreigners under such circumstances.
So, I doubt there is much I can do about it and should cut my loses and consider myself very lucky.

Incidentally, I told the embassy I was concerned these photos may find their way into the racist and offensive Gaijin Hanzai Ura File.
They said they were aware of that magazine, its xenophobic and racist nature, who is behind it and exactly what they are trying to accomplish with such a disgusting publication.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:28 pm

Ketamine or "Special K" or simply "K" for "going down the K-hole" is legal in Japan? Blimey. That is interesting - it has been an illegal narcotic in other countries for years and years - not that I know anything about that either.
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Postby indogaijin » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:16 pm

k - it's mildly fun, kinda like "LSD lite", till you take one snort too many and wind up a quivering, immobile tranquilized cat for half an hour.

not that i'd know, of course.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:44 pm

Special K and Salvia are different drugs.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:51 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Special K and Salvia are different drugs.


Salvia is..... a weird high. I didn't like it at all. Too harsh and then I came down so much faster than with weed,
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