Re: AS WAR LOOMS, PETA protests KFC

[Taro Toporific]

YIKES! Perhaps this KFC outfit will help me figure what to wear to the FG Party in April.
Re: dilemma

What will I wear???

Actually, I think this is the same charming lady that borrows a private-company garbage truck, puts loudspeakers on it and drives through Ginza on Sunday afternoons to slag on all the Japanese for being "zombies", "f#ckheads", etc....'feel the love'.

[Marvin Feltcher]

First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC.

This could provide us with an answer to dealing with a uniquely Japanese problem -- molesters on trains. We could burn these perverts at the stake and sell them off to Jeffrey Dahmer-types overseas as KFC -- Kentucky Fried Chikan.

[Taro Toporific]

[American Oyaji]

Pongi, in all seriousness, is this true?

Or is this just a fun hoax?

[bluepxl]

hm, oh well. i am just sick of PETA bossing people around and brainwashing everyone, telling them it's their way or else they won't respect us and annoy us to death. guh... people have always and will continue to always eat meat. i used to have a vegetarian friend, but i couldn't stand hanging out with him because he was super PETAized, and everytime we would go out to eat and i purchased a meal consisting of meat, i got some sort of annoying lecture. i would hate to try to go to a restaurant and find those girls blocking my way and yelling @ me... heh.

[Taro Toporific]

Pongi, in all seriousness, is this true?

Or is this just a fun hoax?

Just eat some
Google...or...

YUM! It Tastes Like Chicken.

[Taro Toporific]

First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC.

We could burn these perverts at the stake and sell them off to Jeffrey Dahmer-types overseas as KFC -- Kentucky Fried Chikan.

The Frugal Gourmet, Jeffrey Dahmer, did said that he REALLY liked oriental food.

[bejiita]

The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet.

The sad part is that in a few years, this urban legend will become reality. Chickens will be genetically modified to have larger breasts:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/genes/article/0,2763,348884,00.html

And without feathers:

http://www.lapc.cc.ca.us/usr/shapirls/naked_chicken.htm

Combine the two and the only thing left missing are the feeding tubes.