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Silence Demanded in Government Elevators

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Silence Demanded in Government Elevators

Postby TFG » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:58 pm

Stickers demanding silence in elevators appear in government buildings.

Are they afraid they might start talking in elevators then rubble the corruption in their departments, or that the people going their for benefits may decide to get together & start a riot? Fucking idiots.

Hey, I could understand if it read something like, Please keep your voice down, but SILENCE?


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yet another

Postby james » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:45 pm

typical instance of just how unaware / penny wise - pound foolish this country can be..

silence? you want silence? i can think of several daily instances of completely un-needed noise that could so easily be done away with... even out here in inaka i found the noise load to be considerably higher than living in the city in canada.. the only country with a higher noise load is spain.

so let's start with eliminating the following and then we can tackle the rabble-rousers who like to disturb the wa while moving vertically at 2m/s.

1. air raid sirens that sound every day at 11.30 or noon
2. loudspeaker cars (be it for elections, the local bakery, selling brooms)
3. endless and pointless construction
4. talking bank machines. the amount of time alone wasted listening to the bank machine finish her spiel is aggravating. just spit out my book / process my transaction and be the fuck done with it. i don't need it narrated.
5. horrible muzak that sounds in every store while at the same time tape recorders on a loop yelling "irrashaimasse!" and constant nagging store announcements. tone it down and let people shop in peace.
6. how about some noise by-laws? say like no running your 2-stroke engine weed whacker or chain-saw at 4.30 a.m. on a sunday morning 30 feet from my house.
7. no locating farms in the middle of residential areas

i'm sure there are pleny of others..
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Postby TFG » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:13 pm

I think you forgot the UYOKU trucks playing their wind up record players and the guy doing the winding falling asleep & the pahinko GUNKAN MARCH.

Ware Warrrrrree Reeeeeeiiiiiiii waaaaaaaaaaaaauwaaaaauwaaaaaa.:D

Can't blow that sticker image up enough without blurring the Japanese text to read it, wonder if it says keep your voice down or SILENCE?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:15 pm

How about those fucking charter bus guides that babble on non stop about the ugly gray scenery and dull history of every little piece of shit "sight" you pass on your way to where ever you're going.
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Postby TFG » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:54 pm

How about sticker like that over the mouth of the ISHI YAKI, guy?

Must admit, I would miss that guy in the cold dark winter months.:)
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cynicism etc aside

Postby james » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:37 pm

it'd almost be worthwhile to start a grass-roots movement to quiet things down a bit.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:21 am

There are so many contradictions to that rule. When can one make a little noise or when must one be quiet? I don`t quite understand the rules....
The faintest of noises will get you dagger glares.

1) You can`t make any noises in the movie theater(laugh, cry, cheer, sigh, eat popcorn...I mean, chew on it.)

2) You can`t talk in a restaurant while eating(as in light conversation)

3) If you listen to music(ipod, cd player etc.)again, can`t be too loud otherwise it will break the silence.

4) When you wash your car, can`t have the stereo on(once again, get the dagger looks)

These are some of the examples I can come up with....anyone else know as where you are not allowed to TALK?:confused:
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Postby Visitor K » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:52 pm

ummm... slurping ramen?
or even worse, slurping everything.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:04 pm

Starbucks is godawful noisy. Hard to relax, read a book, catch up on your email without eavesdropping on conversations being shouted from across the shop. I much prefer those places modeled on Italian Expresso bars and Austrian coffee houses that are far quieter, more relaxing, better decorated, and not much more expensive.
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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:46 pm

Anyone got a bigger picture of that sign? The japanese is too small to read...
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:53 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:26 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:2) You can`t talk in a restaurant while eating(as in light conversation)



Huh?
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Postby james » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:26 pm

"Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps.."

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Postby succubusqueen » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:46 pm

In some extreme cases...even at home. This depending of course on your neighbour and if he complains at the fudosan!!
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