:lol:Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.
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by Mulboyne » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:01 am
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by Bucky » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:21 am
Don't all FG's smell like butter?
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by kurohinge1 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:52 am
Mulboyne wrote:
. . . Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.
No, that was probably me who did those other things. But I wear a mask too, so I can see why people may have confused me for the bank robber.
Mmmm . . . butter.
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by Greji » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:19 am
Mulboyne wrote:Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.
Butter, stolen bike, unlicensed arse manipulation? Had to be and FG! Just ask Takepupu. No son of the Kiku shrub would ever do that. The cops of arrested the wrong guy again!
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by Samurai_Jerk » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:12 pm
Mulboyne wrote:Reports that he had smeared himself with butter, stolen a bike and grabbed a girl's arse along the way to make the deception more convincing have not been confirmed.
Actually, this report has been confirmed. In fact, grabbing a random girl's ass is what gave him away as a local.
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by Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:46 am
Takechanpoo wrote:smell mixed cheese and vomit!
That's OK. Japanese men's breath smells like they've been eating cigarette butts and natto out of KONISHIKI's asshole.
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by Greji » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:42 am
Samurai_Jerk wrote:That's OK. Japanese men's breath smells like they've been eating cigarette butts and natto out of KONISHIKI's asshole.
No SJ. Takepu-chinpo was it exactly right! Japanese men's breath smells like
smell mixed cheese and vomit!
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