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BEWARE OF ALIEN PENISES!

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:26 am

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BEWARE OF FOREIGNERS AND THEIR PENISES![/SIZE]
Debito.org updates: March 21st, 2007
ADVICE TO WOMEN ON WHAT TO AVOID IN RELATIONSHIPS
INCLUDING FOREIGNERS
courtesy
JOSHI GAKUSEI DARAKU MANYUARU
(Manual for Women Students Regarding Depravity)
Published by Hikou Mondai Kenkyuukai...Available at Amazon Japan.
Still in print, this manual compares not only compares foreign penis sizes, it warns its intended Japanese female audience that having relations with foreigners is problematic because inter alia 'they don't have money', 'their temperament is too strong', 'they want a lot of sex', and 'there are a lot of junkies'.
See all the scanned pages (Arabs are apparently the most well-endowed) here.
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:51 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[[SIZE="3"]
BEWARE OF FOREIGNERS AND THEIR PENISES![/SIZE]...(Arabs are apparently the most well-endowed)....


Ultra, I would like to request Taro be banned from this list for posting such trash. I showed this to my girl friend last night and after reading it, she immediately went out and bought a birka. She has been standing in line for an immigrant visa at the Saudi Embassy since 0400 this morning!
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:20 pm

Taro-san wrote: . . . (Arabs are apparently the most well-endowed) . . .


Did I mention that my middle name is Achmed?

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:33 pm

Man, they're going to have to do better than that "stay away from them because their penises are huge" strategy.

That's like telling kids not to pot because it will help you relax and make everything a lot funnier.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Behan » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:15 pm

What, I thought this was going to be about Jack...
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:10 pm

I wish Debito put some better scans up so that it'd be easier to read. What I could make out is fucking hilarious.
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Postby TFG » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:32 pm

I'd like to know who provided the data, how it was obtained and how many foreign penises were inspected in this survey.:D
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:09 am

Holy shit! Arabs have 30 centimeter penises. Us poor white guys are stuck with a lowly 20.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:03 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I wish Debito put some better scans up so that it'd be easier to read.

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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:51 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Holy shit! Arabs have 30 centimeter penises. Us poor white guys are stuck with a lowly 20.


Damn, SG, only 20? Were you stunted at birth?

However, having said that, I won't say anything about the Al Qaida 30cm pole. That has got to be classed as a real mean tool and one that can definately create some male envy.

Sorry AO, the black reputation just got shot to hell. AK, any comments?
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Postby Blah Pete » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:38 pm

TFG wrote:I'd like to know who provided the data, how it was obtained and how many foreign penises were inspected in this survey.:D


If the J-college girls that I have met helped out with the survey then quite a few samples were taken. :)
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:43 pm

Blah Pete wrote:If the J-college girls that I have met helped out with the survey then quite a few samples were taken. :)

They could have gone further afield:

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:17 pm

gboothe wrote:Damn, SG, only 20? Were you stunted at birth?

However, having said that, I won't say anything about the Al Qaida 30cm pole. That has got to be classed as a real mean tool and one that can definately create some male envy.

Sorry AO, the black reputation just got shot to hell. AK, any comments?
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Shot to hell? Naw. That reputation is safely ensconced in the mind, memories and various orifii of the pentrated.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:12 am

gboothe wrote:Ultra, I would like to request Taro be banned from this list for posting such trash. I showed this to my girl friend last night and after reading it, she immediately went out and bought a birka. She has been standing in line for an immigrant visa at the Saudi Embassy since 0400 this morning!
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But GB I thought your goat er...girlfriend came from Saudi.

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BTW, That Arabian penis does look rather goatish so it makes me wonder how the uyoku were conducting their research.
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Postby Greji » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:10 am

dimwit wrote:But GB I thought your goat er...girlfriend came from Saudi.


That's a hard place to pick up some strange. They eat goats there!

it makes me wonder how the uyoku were conducting their research.


By looking back at the guy's johnson from over their shoulder.
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