Ishihara Shintaro lying about his age!

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Ishihara Shintaro lying about his age!

Postby TFG » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:27 pm

This Asshole is saying "This year I am 47 years old" from the campaign truck.
Isn't this in violation of the election law?
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Postby Behan » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:42 pm

He should be pelted by rotten vegetables. With rocks inside of them.
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Postby TFG » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:30 pm

Garroting is a better idea.:D
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Postby Behan » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:37 pm

Very true.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:55 pm

47? Ishihara must be counting in French again.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:04 am

Gotta love that picture
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:43 am

I think he is senile.
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby Greji » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:07 am

TFG wrote:This Asshole is saying "This year I am 47 years old" from the campaign truck.
Isn't this in violation of the election law?
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That was the model year of his campaign truck.
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Postby Greji » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:12 am

Behan wrote:He should be pelted by rotten vegetables. With rocks inside of them.


You'll probably have a good chance to do it when they swear him in for his next term!

There's only one guy with any chance to beat him, but they keep adding candidates and will delute the vote more than the dems in Florida, and Blinky will be in scot free!
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Postby Greji » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:09 pm

TFG wrote:This Asshole is saying "This year I am 47 years old" from the campaign truck.
Isn't this in violation of the election law?
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Whatever works. They just announced on TV and J-press, everbodies friend, the Sankokujin's buddie, was re-elected for his third term.

Lock the doors and hide the siverware FGs, you never know who's coming for dinner! I know all of you true fans are going to want to click here for his erection homepage
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Postby Behan » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:24 pm

I hope there are no big earthquakes in his next term because he might send the SDF out to round up Tokyo's FG population.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:54 pm

gboothe wrote: know all of you true fans are going to want to click here for his erection homepage
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I love those two official pictures he chose for his homepage banner.
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Postby DrP » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:06 pm

Welcom Ishihara! A new third term making japan safe for fascists!!
See you in PyonPyang!
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:17 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I love those two official pictures he chose for his homepage banner.
The right image = bempi ]...
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Never mind that... what's up with the building falling over? Is that meant to be symbolic?
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Postby blackcat » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:16 am

they deserve him.

Koizumi/Abe/Aso this pig, you would think the Japanese want to go to war!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:06 am

The good news in all this is that we stand a chance of seeing him die in office.
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:13 am

The bad news is that this might take some time.

Anyone want to lend a hand?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:18 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:35 am

Great news for hay fever sufferers.

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