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Russian Enters Japan Illegally On A Beer Run

Postby Mulboyne » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:50 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Tass: Russian fishermen dropping into Japan to buy beer detained
A Russian fisherman catching sea urchins decided to "drop into" Japan quickly to buy beer and was arrested on Saturday for illegally entering the country. The incident took place in Nemuro on the eastern coast of Hokkaido close to the Southern Kuriles. The Japanese police said, referring to the detained man's words, that he together with his colleagues fished near the Southern Kuriles. While his fellow fishermen picked sea urchins from the seabed, the 29-year-old man decided to quickly go on a rubber pneumatic boat with an engine to Nemuro to buy beer. He presented a 10,000-yen bill and bought a box of bottles of beer. However, members of a local fishing cooperative informed police about the suspicious boat, and the police thwarted the attempt of the man, who had no documents to enter Japan, to leave Nemuro. The man was arrested at 11:48 local time, about an hour after he reached the coast. He remained in the police office in Nemuro. The police suppose the fisherman had no bad intentions, but say he had alcohol smell...more...

No mention of what happened to the beer.
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Postby Greji » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:18 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]Tass: Russian fishermen dropping into Japan to buy beer detained
A Russian fisherman catching sea urchins decided to "drop into" Japan quickly to buy beer and was arrested on Saturday for illegally entering the country.


What a shitty trick. I bet the Onsen Kumiai was behind it. It should be illegally to interefere with a person on a beer run! Somebody call Debito, we gotta set up a defense fund for thirsty FGs!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:58 pm

That Russina guys sounds pretty cool. Fuck those J fishermen.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:04 pm

Another typical J-press story that doesn't give the information that everyone wants to know: what happened to the beer?
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:29 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That Russina guys sounds pretty cool. Fuck those J fishermen.


Actually, they reported a suspicious boat. They might have thought it was a KC commando raid or something.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:33 am

Living rather close to the Norks and the Russkies would probably make a lot of folks nervous.
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Postby Charles » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:29 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Living rather close to the Norks and the Russkies would probably make a lot of folks nervous.

Yeah, they never phone first before dropping in for a beer or two.
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:15 pm

Charles wrote:Yeah, they never phone first before dropping in for a beer or two.
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Postby TFG » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:46 pm

How many J-Women were in the box?
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