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Choose Your Own Fucked Adventure!

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Choose Your Own Fucked Adventure!

Postby amdg » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:22 pm

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Noriko you whore!
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Postby amdg » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:10 pm

So no one wants to play my fucked game?

Aww, fuck it then.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Postby TFG » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:38 pm

It's great the only problem is half the bloody FG's on this board can't read!

The answer is (A)!!!!!!
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Postby amdg » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:35 pm

Hey TFG, nice to see you're still with us. I always thought you had a good chance of beating the odds, and it looks like you've done just that, so far.

You will forgive me, I hope, when I admit that find it pleasantly ironic that you are the only person to post in the "Choose your own fucked adventure" thread.

Anyway, back to the game - I've already decided the whole storyline in advance, complete with multiple divergent stories, but since there was only one player, it becomes much simpler.

I'll write the next progression soon.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Postby TFG » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:54 pm

Thanks, yeah I am surprised myself that I am still here.
That said, I am not out of the woods yet by about 5 days.

Yes, it is ironic. I suppose that is life.
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:23 pm

amdg wrote:So no one wants to play my fucked game?

Aww, fuck it then.

Sorry, AMDG, this looked like a long post so I thought I'd read it later. When I glanced at it first off, I thought you must be talking about someone else's story rather than your own. Now I've bothered to read it, the penny has dropped.

Since you have obviously done a lot of work putting together profiles of the guests at the tea ceremony, I think the option I choose is to tell Takashi to pay the police. After all, that ought to kick the story along :D
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Postby TFG » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:28 pm

Seems like the (A) answer is popular.

I am just a sucker for fucked adventures, especially since closure to my real life fucked adventure was made today. :D :D :rofl:

Party time again.
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Postby indogaijin » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:36 pm

a)? i the words of n.w.a., fuck the police!

i think if we're going to solve this mystery Takashi-san, we're going to need to know more information about the 4 gay dudes.
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Postby amdg » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:01 pm

Thanks guys, I'm feeling the love now :p

I just got out of some minor surgery today so give me a few days to put together the next progression. Cheers!
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Oradea » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:46 pm

In that case, I will go A too.
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Postby baka tono » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:25 am

Ditto A
Although I chose my own fucked adventure the day I decided to come here in the first place. Said adventure hasnt included paying off the police or even a tea ceremony so I dont know how fucked that makes me.

Yes I am baka tono and I have not now nor ever plan on participating in a tea ceremony.
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Postby TFG » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:21 am

Minor surgery....?
Hope everything went well with it whatever it was.

This isn't part of the game is it now?:D

Just what have we let ourselves in for?:)

PS: I have sat in tea ceremony a few times over the years.
It's pretty interesting the first couple of times but I think tea bags are much better deal.
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:05 pm

I want more information about the maid because I didn't understand that part. But to answer the question, let's find out more about the four gay guests - they sound fishy.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:32 pm

A is always sage advice. But B sounds more tasteless.
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Postby dimwit » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:27 pm

Bump

So when do we hear part 2?
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