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by **Ol Dirty Gaijin** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:47 pm

se-la-vi with poo-chan, have you been hitting the Nikka at lunch time agin?

There was a old man with a goat,
He'd flash his thing from his coat...

by **Greji** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:13 pm

Ol Dirty Gaijin wrote:se-la-vi with poo-chan, have you been hitting the Nikka at lunch time agin?

There was a old man with a goat,
He'd flash his thing from his coat...

How dare you accuse me of drinking at lunch. We normally start the eye openers after brunch. My group is usually shitfaced by lunch so you can't be talking about me and besides, I'm not that old! Just ask my goat, I mean staff, I mean, well, hell, you know what I mean!
:cool:

by **kurohinge1** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:11 pm

gboothe wrote:
. . . drinking at lunch . . .

If I indulge at lunch, I try to limit myself to only one.

by **sillygirl** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:35 pm

gboothe wrote:Ahh, ya didn't have to tell her right off the bat. I was on the verge of writing some heavy poetry, or something. (You got any poems you could email me to give me a start?)

The Goat

One day there was a goat,
Who really liked to eat oats.
He ran around and played all day,
being all happy, and gay.
Next a dark cloud came near,
and the little billy, drank some beer.
Drunk he was, so he picked a fight,
so that little dark cloud, went amazingly bright.
Down came a thunder bolt, at that goat,
and destroyed much more, than just his coat.
The cloud ran away, back to the ocean.
The goat applied, some antiseptic lotion.
That little goat, was all scratched and bruised,
so he figured, his beer was far too brewed!
Now that goat, will be more nice,
and eat those oats, with sugar and spice.

-Rick Tankard

Googled 'goat poem' and came up with quite a lot of wierd poems by lesbians...http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?id=184743&AuthorID=29292 :lol:

by **Greji** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:29 am

sillygirl wrote:Googled 'goat poem' and came up with quite a lot of wierd poems by lesbians...http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?id=184743&AuthorID=29292

That's all right with me, I'm an Equal Opportunity Pervert!
:cool:

by **succubusqueen** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:45 am

Holy cow!...Goat Poetry!..yikes..

by **kamome** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:58 am

succubusqueen wrote:Holy cow!...Goat Poetry!..yikes..

I'm not sure, but the poem reads as if describing some hot lesbian-on-goat action! Boothie, make sure you have a towel on hand to wipe off the screen!

by **succubusqueen** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:20 am

by **kamome** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:26 am

by **james** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:22 pm

i remember reading somewhere, probably "savage love", that women are much more inclined towards true bi-sexuality than men are..

reminds me of an incident back in ottawa. a couple of young lesbians were kissing in the bus shelter while one was holding a lit cigarette..

me (coughing): "that's disgusting, can you take it outside?"
couple: kissing more as if to prove a point
me: "not the kissing, the cigarette. you can't smoke in here"
couple: toss the cigarette out of the shelter and continue kissing
me: "much better. thanks"

by **Greji** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:30 pm

james wrote:i remember reading somewhere, probably "savage love", that women are much more inclined towards true bi-sexuality than men are..

reminds me of an incident back in ottawa. a couple of young lesbians were kissing in the bus shelter while one was holding a lit cigarette..

me (coughing): "that's disgusting, can you take it outside?"
couple: kissing more as if to prove a point
me: "not the kissing, the cigarette. you can't smoke in here"
couple: toss the cigarette out of the shelter and continue kissing
me: "much better. thanks"

Gotta light? Me goat's out of matches!
:cool:

by **Ol Dirty Gaijin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:18 pm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

[I]A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal

[/I]

by **oyajikun** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:22 pm

Ol Dirty Gaijin wrote:Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

LOL, but where in Australia is Sudan??

by **dimwit** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:45 pm

More importantly, which rugby team was Mr. Tombe a member of?

by **kurohinge1** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:48 am

oyajikun wrote:LOL, but where in Australia is Sudan??

If you hadn't dropped out of school at grade 4, you'd know that Sudanis in Texas, U.S.A.

Maybe your goat mate (and gboothe!) should have read Dr Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham" when they were young:

[SIZE="6"] "I would not, could not, with a goat!"[/SIZE]

by **Hawaiibadboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:21 pm

Cool forums you got here.

My school in in my sig .

Aloha.

by **Tadashi** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:52 am

Hi

I'm a Russian guy, I'm living in Tokyo for 1 year already. I'm studying Japanese at Samu language school (Shin-Okubo). I'm an active cyclist, will be very happy to meet other gaijins-cyclists.

by **Greji** » Fri May 04, 2007 7:26 am

[quote="kurohinge1"]should have read Dr Seuss

]

I just put Seuss on my banned list!
:cool:

by **martindesu** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:43 pm

I'm martin, a Brit living in Britain. Went to Japan last year, became obsessed. Having Japanese lessons. Moving there after Ph.D. Own a Japanese phone...

Yoroshiku

by **Lucifer** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:20 am

Hey cool forum!!^_^

Nice to meet you all,I'm Carmine from italy

by **eighty5er** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:56 pm

Hi I'm Daniel. 21rs old, Irish, living in The Netherlands. Been to Japan this year, first trip of many (hopefully), planning to move to Tokyo once I've finished my degree.

Been lurking these forums for a few years now and decided to join!

by **Tsuru** » Thu May 17, 2007 6:32 am

I guess this makes you the other Dutchman on here... welcome

Do you speak any Dutch at all or are you just here (there?) for the pot?

by **Greji** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:53 pm

[quote="Tsuru"]I guess this makes you the other Dutchman on here... welcome ]

Hehehe. The mad aviator strikes again!
:cool:

by **eighty5er** » Fri May 18, 2007 8:21 pm

Yeah I speak fluent Dutch! I'm fully integrated allochtoon scum.

by **Tsuru** » Sat May 19, 2007 5:24 am

eighty5er wrote:Yeah I speak fluent Dutch! I'm fully integrated allochtoon scum.

Goed om te weten

Geen last met de IND verder?

Waar zit je trouwens ergens? Leiden-centrum hier.

by **eighty5er** » Sat May 19, 2007 3:57 pm

Gierige Zeeland :P

by **johnnyhotdog** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:23 pm

helle everyone!

i'm johnnyhotdog, 28, scottish (living in england) and i'm in kobe at the moment.

pleased to meet you all!

by **GomiGirl** » Mon May 28, 2007 6:13 pm

Welcome aboard to all the new FG'ers.

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