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Postby Ke11iente » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:25 pm

So I had my first experience with a perverted old salaryman the other day. I guess I was asking for it-- since I wore a skirt and was out in public and all. -_-*

I was standing outside a karaoke shop waiting for some friends when this drunk old dude walks right up and does something disgusting with his tongue. I made a motion for him to get a way from me but apparently the "shoo! get away" motion in america means "come here" in Japan (Hooray for culture shock!). So he turned around and came right at me.
I ran and hid behind a Japanese guy.

The next day I learned that the bus route that runs between Saitama U. and Kita Urewa station is somewhat famous for the large number of gropings that occur on it every morning and evening.

I need to hurry up and get good at speaking Japanese so I can learn how to tell off dirty old men.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:02 pm

mukou ni ike! jijii!(むこう に いけ! じじい!)=get away, old dude!
temeh! kimoin dayo!!! usero!(てめー きもいんだよ! うせろ)=you creepy!! fuck off!!!
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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:07 pm

omeh, uzehn dayo!(おめー、うぜーん だよ!)=you annoying!
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Postby Charles » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:56 am

A kick in the nuts would probably be a more effective form of communication.
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Postby Behan » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:57 pm

Takechanpoo, you are not so bad as you want people to think you are, after all, are you?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:11 pm

Ke11iente wrote:So I had my first experience with a perverted old salaryman the other day. I guess I was asking for it-- since I wore a skirt and was out in public and all. -_-*

I was standing outside a karaoke shop waiting for some friends when this drunk old dude walks right up and does something disgusting with his tongue. I made a motion for him to get a way from me but apparently the "shoo! get away" motion in america means "come here" in Japan (Hooray for culture shock!). So he turned around and came right at me.
I ran and hid behind a Japanese guy.

The next day I learned that the bus route that runs between Saitama U. and Kita Urewa station is somewhat famous for the large number of gropings that occur on it every morning and evening.

I need to hurry up and get good at speaking Japanese so I can learn how to tell off dirty old men.


You're in Saitama? I spent my first three years in Japan there. Used to drink quite a bit in Urawa and Omiya. Saitama U has a pretty kick ass bunkasai. Definitely something to look forward to if you're there when it happens.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:25 pm

Behan wrote:Takechanpoo, you are not so bad as you want people to think you are, after all, are you?

you are trying to conciliate me?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:32 pm

ねだめられないやつなのになあ.......
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