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Weak Kana Jokes

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:31 am

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Only amusing if you have some rude Japanese and not enough reading fluency. Arguably, not very amusing even under those conditions. See also below.

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Postby Neo-Rio » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:01 pm

oh god, that took a while to figure out. I guess my mind wasn't dirty enough for the first one, and I didn't mish-mash the hiragana and katakana properly for the second.

Hints for the confused:-
(a) walk manko
(b) chuka money
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Postby eddie » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:00 pm

chukka manni?
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Postby Oradea » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:21 pm

try hiragana for the ni.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:46 pm

I don't get it :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Oradea » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:54 pm

中華まん二
中華まんこ

1 マンコ
2.まんこ

I think thats what he was getting at.
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Postby kamome » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:50 am

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Almost. I think it's chuka man(ko) ni waribiki = discount on Chinese pussy? (Very vulgar, I know - not my joke).
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:04 pm

kamome wrote:Almost. I think it's chuka man(ko) ni waribiki = discount on Chinese pussy? (Very vulgar, I know - not my joke).



That reminds me of a story from my JET days. One of my friends did the Kabukicho first night out in Tokyo like most JETs do during Tokyo orientation. He was walking around and one of those touts came up and said, "Massage from nice Japanese girl ten thousand yen." My friend declined and the guys said, "Ok. You can fuck a Chinese girl for seven thousand."

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed May 02, 2007 5:47 pm

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Ferragamo = "Ferachio o shiteru kamo no koto nan dakedo" = cocksucking duck
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Postby Greji » Wed May 02, 2007 6:35 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Ferragamo = "Ferachio o shiteru kamo no koto nan dakedo" = cocksucking duck


If it wasn't for Bird being on this board, I'd drop goats for this duck in a flash!
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Postby kamome » Wed May 02, 2007 11:35 pm

gboothe wrote:If it wasn't for Bird being on this board, I'd drop goats for this duck in a flash!
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Yeah, I had that duck but had to kick it to the curb for giving me too many beak marks!
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