Funk'n Drunk

[Samurai_Jerk]

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Man, I want a burger now.

I was going to put this in Beyond but I think he's a big enough of an international star that it has relevance to Japan.

[Buraku]

LOL ! He's wasted

some old knight rider clips

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAoId45ydBU

[Takechanpoo]

too late, dude

[GuyJean]

I like one of the comments on the clip:

"Shut that girl up plz. Nothing better than a burger after a few beers...Wendy's shoudl make an ad from the Vid."

He's wasted, but not Japanese wasted.. And who's that bitch nagging him? Is her name KITTy?

Quotes..
Michael Knight: KITT?
KITT: Yes, Michael?
Michael Knight: Shut Up!

GJ

[Samurai_Jerk]

I like one of the comments on the clip:

"Shut that girl up plz. Nothing better than a burger after a few beers...Wendy's shoudl make an ad from the Vid."

He's wasted, but not Japanese wasted.. And who's that bitch nagging him? Is her name KITTy?

Quotes..
Michael Knight: KITT?
KITT: Yes, Michael?
Michael Knight: Shut Up!

GJ

He's a recovering alcoholic and that was his teen-age daughter who made the video and was nagging him.

[GuyJean]

He's a recovering alcoholic and that was his teen-age daughter who made the video and was nagging him.

What's a 'recovering' alcoholic? I thought you were one, or you weren't.

Has he lost all his money or something? Isn't he still working from time to time? I thought there was a 'problem' if alcohol somehow inhibited your normal life. He's still working, from what I can tell.. And he probably doesn't even have to.

Is 'alcoholic' American for 'Japanese drunk'?

GJ

[GuyJean]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff#Alcohol_Problems

Alcohol Problems
Hasselhoff began receiving media attention in 2002 for drinking problems. He soon after attended a rehabilitation program at the Betty Ford Center.
His problems with alcohol abuse apparently continued, as he was arrested on June 5, 2004, on suspicion of misdemeanor driving under the influence. He was bailed out with $15,000 and his lawyer once requested the case be continued and the arraignment was postponed to October 28, 2004. On that court day, his lawyer entered his no contest plea while he was absent from the court hearing. He was fined $390 (due to California's "Alcohol Abuse Education and Prevention Assessment" law, and other fees, the total amount paid to the court is assumed to be over $1400), sentenced to self-supervised probation for three years, ordered to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a week for 6 months, spend six months in a DUI program (several hundred more dollars), and to perform 200 hours of community service. While his driver's license was restricted for the next 90 days, he could drive only to his work, to take his children to school, and to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

In 2006, Hasselhoff was allegedly thrown out of a Wimbledon, London court-bar for drinking and rioting. However, Katie Rowley who runs the Wimbledon Championship, denies this.[7]

In a recent interview with the Associated Press, Hasselhoff also denied being ejected by The All England Club. "The tabloids make so much stuff up," he says. "I was at Wimbledon, and they said I was escorted out drunk. ... Absolutely not. I don't drink anymore."[8]

On July 26, 2006, tabloids reported that Hasselhoff was publicly drunk at Heathrow airport and was denied boarding a plane by British Airways. The airline only stated that a male passenger had been refused travel after being deemed unfit to travel. The following day Hasselhoff's publicist denied the allegation of Hasselhoff being drunk claiming antibiotics had made him sick and that he voluntarily chose not to board the plane. David's best friend - Graeme Firmin - has been quoted as saying that he 'wasn't angry at the Hoff for getting drunk but he was more disappointed'. He also mentioned that it wouldn't ruin their friendship. [9]

On May 3, 2007, a video surfaced of Hasselhoff allegedly in mid-hangover.[10] The new video shows him shirtless, lying on the floor, drunkenly trying to focus on a Wendy's hamburger in a Las Vegas hotel room. His daughter Taylor Ann, who shot the video, can be heard saying "Tell me you are going to stop, tell me you are going to stop." Eventually, Hasselhoff mumbles an answer: "Yep? Yes? Mmmhmm..."[11] Hasselhoff issued a statement, in the wake of the leaked video, that it was released deliberately. Hasselhoff claims all this was done so he could see how he appeared and acted when intoxicated. Supposedly, he and Taylor Ann were putting into practice a quote from Ernest Hemingway: "Try doing, when you're sober, what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut." [12] Hasselhoff's visitation rights with his two daughters were suspended on May 7, 2007 because of the video; the suspension will last until May 21, 2007, at which point the video's authenticity and distributor will be determined

GJ

[Samurai_Jerk]

[quote="GuyJean"]What's a 'recovering' alcoholic? I thought you were one, or you weren't. ]

Alcoholic is Hollywood for anyone who gets caught doing something supid when they're drunk.

But, yeah, the threshhold for who is an alcoholic is a lot lower in the US than in Japan or pretty much any other country.

[Behan]

Someone on YouTube said that was his daughter.

[AssKissinger]

Goddamn he puts up with a lot of shit from his daughter. Talk about a bitch who needs the backhand!

[emperor]

he puts up with a lot of shit from his daughter. Talk about a bitch who needs the backhand!

maybe aLec baLdwin should have a few words with her

[AssKissinger]

I think Baldwin should've called a press conference and said 'I'll talk to my daughter however the fuck I want.' That's not that rough or uncalled for. Parents need to set kids straight sometimes.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I think Baldwin should've called a press conference and said 'I'll talk to my daughter however the fuck I want.' That's not that rough or uncalled for. Parents need to set kids straight sometimes.

Yeah, most fucking kids are spoiled brats now who get away with whatever the fuck they want. Long gone are the days of having to go out back and cut your own switch.

[Greji]

Yeah, most fucking kids are spoiled brats now who get away with whatever the fuck they want. Long gone are the days of having to go out back and cut your own switch.

Kids play divide an conquer with great expertise. She probably fully understood the separation between her parents and that mom would use this for ammunition and went running to her as soon as she heard it. That is probably how it got on line and so now the old man is the bad guy.

Baldwin is a good actor and a famous person, but as AK said, he is also a parent and has the right to say what he feels is necessary to his kid, who probably deserved it. PC don't apply to your kids as teenagers, but for the press it is a chance to tear down someone who has made it big.

[amdg]

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61843/

3 mini sketches.
Wait for the final one to see the relevance to this thread.

[Behan]

Since she took the video it would seem(gosh I'm smart) that she either put it on YouTube or gave it to someone who did.

[dimwit]

Drunk on the floor in front of the kid. My guess is that about a third of the world has done that. Why is this a story? Did Paris Hilton being in jail give some reporters a bit too much free time?

[American Oyaji]

When did that SNL skit air?

[amdg]

Last weekend, I think.