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Postby GuyJean » Fri May 04, 2007 7:54 am

tinateoh wrote:.. Gosh! She is soooo gorgeous, sexy and confident...
Yes, tell me more. :drool:

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 04, 2007 8:36 pm

tinateoh wrote:I was just watching the clip from the Miss Japan official website last week or so. Gosh! She is soooo gorgeous, sexy and confident...


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AFP - 03 May 2007
Miss Japan Riyo Mori poses during a meet the press opportunity at the Camino Real Hotel in Mexico City, 02 May 2007. Mori will compete for the title of Miss Universe 2007
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Postby Jack » Fri May 04, 2007 8:38 pm

Wow! Another extra hot babe. I like those Miss Japans.
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Postby Marked Trail » Fri May 04, 2007 8:56 pm

Jack wrote:Wow! Another extra hot babe. I like those Miss Japans.


Here are all of them and the finalist Riyo Mori

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Postby Jack » Fri May 04, 2007 9:21 pm

Marked Trail wrote:Here's are all of them, and the finalist Riyo Mori



Awesome video. I want to be gang raped and violated by all of them :-)

I'm not computer savvy so can you tell me how I can save this video so I can share it with friends?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Fri May 04, 2007 9:52 pm

Jack wrote:
I'm not computer savvy so can you tell me how I can save this video so I can share it with friends?


Sure, just pm me your e-mail address, big guy.:inlove:
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Postby Greji » Sat May 05, 2007 2:33 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Sure, just pm me your e-mail address, big guy.:inlove:


Don't need the video here shipmate, but if you could send over a couple of the contestants, even the losers, it would be greatly appreciated.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat May 05, 2007 10:42 am

Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

The FINALISTS :

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Postby Greji » Sat May 05, 2007 10:51 am

CrankyBastard wrote:Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion:D

Ah, MS.PHILIPPINES, a clear winner on intellect alone!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat May 05, 2007 11:17 am

You know, not to talk like I'm hot shit or anything, but I've never found most beauty contestants to be that hot. I guess it's a type thing. I'm more into casual natural beauty. Big hair and caked on make up turns me off. I also think that most beauty contestants look a lot older than they are. I'll bet if I saw them in their street clothes at the super market though I'd probably feel a bit differently.
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Postby tidbits » Sat May 05, 2007 1:07 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You know, not to talk like I'm hot shit or anything, but I've never found most beauty contestants to be that hot. I guess it's a type thing. I'm more into casual natural beauty. ......


Because inteligence is counted there too, if you want to see just pretty girls, Super Model contest has the hotest. I don't think Riyo will make it to the finalist in Miss Universe Contest 07, the way she carries herself and the little actions doen't looked good on stage. Rob is right, she reminds me of Shibuya.
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Postby Greji » Sat May 05, 2007 6:29 pm

tinateoh wrote:Because inteligence is counted there too, if you want to see just pretty girls, Super Model contest has the hotest. I don't think Riyo will make it to the finalist in Miss Universe Contest 07, the way she carries herself and the little actions doen't looked good on stage. Rob is right, she reminds me of Shibuya.


Intelligence is the last thing I would be looking for in this hunt. I would just like to invite them all over to my place where we could all get nude and get in a pile.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat May 05, 2007 6:51 pm

gboothe wrote:Intelligence is the last thing I would be looking for in this hunt. I would just like to invite them all over to my place where we could all get nude and get in a pile.
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Mmmm, piles. :cool:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri May 25, 2007 10:32 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat May 26, 2007 1:44 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Image

The close-up picture of her hand reveals some serious manliness.
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Postby Greji » Sat May 26, 2007 12:48 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:The close-up picture of her hand reveals some serious manliness.
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The close-up picture of her cleavage reveals some serious mouthfulls!
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue May 29, 2007 1:06 pm

[SIZE="4"]Japanese contestant named Miss Universe[/SIZE]

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Reuters wrote:
Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, was crowned Miss Universe 2007 on Monday in a contest marked by protests, a banned dress and the withdrawal of one beauty queen on the grounds the pageant degrades women.

Mori, 20, the 56th winner of the title, was given her $250,000 (U.S.) diamond-and-pearl crown by last year's winner, Zuleyka Rivera of Puerto Rico, watched by a live audience of 10,000 and some 600 million television viewers worldwide.

During the evening gown parade, Miss USA, Rachel Smith, slipped on the runway and landed on her bottom, although the slip didn't stop her earning fifth place.

This year's contest was marked by controversy, with a handful of Mexicans booing Smith in the run-up to the finals because of what they saw as U.S. unfriendliness toward illegal immigrants . . . more


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Postby Mulboyne » Tue May 29, 2007 6:33 pm

From here:
The pageant's co-owner, Donald Trump, congratulated Riyo, saying, "She is an amazing champion, an amazing woman and I hear that they go totally insane in Japan, so that's good.
You have to think that the Miss Universe organizers realized that they missed a trick last year by not naming Kurara Chibana the winner. She generated such good publicity for a competition that has been in the headlines for all the wrong reasons that there must have been a strong inclination to see what a Japanese victory this year would bring them.
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Postby Jack » Tue May 29, 2007 9:37 pm

Finally a winner that deserves to win.
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Postby gkanai » Tue May 29, 2007 11:13 pm

Mulboyne wrote:She generated such good publicity for a competition that has been in the headlines for all the wrong reasons that there must have been a strong inclination to see what a Japanese victory this year would bring them.


Now there won't be another Japanese winner for another 48 years.
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Postby Typhoon » Wed May 30, 2007 1:36 am

Say what you want, whine all you like, but at the end of the day, Riyo Mori is hot.

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1853/

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Postby Typhoon » Wed May 30, 2007 1:52 am

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2. You've got their shoes.
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Postby kamome » Wed May 30, 2007 2:09 am

I've been hearing whispers of rigged voting and political pandering in this pageant. Wasn't Mikimoto the largest sponsor of the pageant this year?
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Postby Typhoon » Wed May 30, 2007 6:38 am

kamome wrote:I've been hearing whispers of rigged voting and political pandering in this pageant. Wasn't Mikimoto the largest sponsor of the pageant this year?


As opposed to any other previous beauty pageant?

Allegations of fixing started where Paris was asked to judge between the beauty of the goddesses Aphrodite, Athena and Hera.

And that contest lead to the Trojan War.
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed May 30, 2007 7:40 am

This thread needs more pictures.

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Postby Typhoon » Wed May 30, 2007 9:20 am

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Postby maninjapan » Wed May 30, 2007 9:44 am

Mulboyne wrote:This thread needs more pictures.

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My god ManInJapan - it's........HUGE
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed May 30, 2007 9:51 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image

She looks cross-eyed in that picture.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
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Postby maninjapan » Wed May 30, 2007 9:53 am

Focus on something for that long and you do go cross eyed ;)
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby halfnip » Wed May 30, 2007 11:38 am

It's amazing what a little (better yet a fucking LOT) of make-up will do. I saw some videos of her on YouTube for the Japan trials and she looks COMPLETELY different. Awww, fuck it. I still like Kurara from last year at least until she started showing up on every other TV show acting like a fucking biyatch... Although I'd probably forget all of that if she was looking right at me like this:

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