Ai Miyazato Needs You

[Mulboyne]

[floatr][/floatr]Popular golfer Ai Miyazato celebrated her 22nd birthday on Tuesday. According to this report (Japanese), she was asked at a press conference about her love life. She replied that she wasn't seeing anyone special and was concentrating on her golf. She then added that she wouldn't mind a foreign boyfriend.

[TennoChinko]

I'd hit it.

[Catoneinutica]

[floatr][/floatr]Popular golfer Ai Miyazato celebrated her 22nd birthday on Tuesday. According to this report (Japanese), she was asked at a press conference about her love life. She replied that she wasn't seeing anyone special and was concentrating on her golf. She then added that she wouldn't mind a foreign boyfriend.

Pardon an FG's naivete, but I've always thought it was more-or-less written in stone that female golfer =
_femme sapphic_ . (Not there's anything wrong with that!) The bit about finding some vague "foreign boyfriend" only adds to the impression that this is just obligatory tatemae horseshit.

[GomiGirl]

Pardon an FG's naivete, but I've always thought it was more-or-less written in stone that female golfer =
_femme sapphic_ .

Oh yes because it IS a requirement that if you are a golfer and female then you are not allowed to play until you have come out...

Honestly..

My male hairdresser is straight and he must get sick of these sort of ignorant assumptions and generalisations too.

My opinion is WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT?

[eighty5er]

She can come celebrate my 22nd next week.

[kamome]

[floatr][/floatr]Popular golfer Ai Miyazato celebrated her 22nd birthday on Tuesday. According to this report (Japanese), she was asked at a press conference about her love life. She replied that she wasn't seeing anyone special and was concentrating on her golf. She then added that she wouldn't mind a foreign boyfriend.

I can get a hole in one with my putts/putz.

[Tsuru]

I can get a hole in one with my putts/putz.

By the time you make that hole in one, I'd be eighteen under par already.

[Catoneinutica]

Oh yes because it IS a requirement that if you are a golfer and female then you are not allowed to play until you have come out...

Honestly..

My male hairdresser is straight and he must get sick of these sort of ignorant assumptions and generalisations too.

My opinion is WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT?

Cut an FG a break, GG! There's so much info overload these days, we _have_ to rely on this simplifying assumptions! But of course you're right.

But as for WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT? I'd have to go with the "foreign" guy hoping to sink a putt.

[Marvin Feltcher]

For what it's worth, IMHO she's a great golfer and a great kid.

[Greji]

This week's edition of Flash has pictures of Ai with her British caddy. They're pictured (on the course) with arms around each other. There was also another great shot of her reaching into a pouch at his crotch level. Of course, she was reaching for a tee, but...
For what it's worth, IMHO she's a great golfer and a great kid.

Ahh, come on Marvin. You can do better than that. Hell, I threw her out of my place over a year ago.

[maraboutslim]

My opinion is WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT?

Any healthy male. Despite women-kind's hopeless wishes for males to deny their instinct and behave/think otherwise, it is only natural for us males to consider the desireability and odds of having sex with any female that we see. It's impossible for us to do otherwise. Any male who doesn't should see their doctor because something is wrong.

Without male DNA, i know it's not possible for you to truely understand this, but give it your best shot at understanding it theoretically.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Oh yes because it IS a requirement that if you are a golfer and female then you are not allowed to play until you have come out...

Honestly..

My male hairdresser is straight and he must get sick of these sort of ignorant assumptions and generalisations too.

My opinion is WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT?

Stifle yourself, Edith!

[GomiGirl]

Any healthy male. Despite women-kind's hopeless wishes for males to deny their instinct and behave/think otherwise, it is only natural for us males to consider the desireability and odds of having sex with any female that we see. It's impossible for us to do otherwise. Any male who doesn't should see their doctor because something is wrong.

Without male DNA, i know it's not possible for you to truely understand this, but give it your best shot at understanding it theoretically.

WOAH.. was not even going there - this was about the line of thinking that a=b when a has no connection to b.. eg female golfter = lesbian when golfing or ability to golf has zero connection to sexual preference. And then also giving a fuck as to who this chick sleeps with has any connection with her sporting ability. Happens all the time for female sports people or female company presidents etc - ie she is good at something so lets find something that is not "normal" about her so we can deal with it.

As I said before, I feel sorry for my straight male hairdresser who people assume he is gay when he is not. How do you think it feels to have this kind of generalisation put on you just because of the job you do.. it isn't fair and just makes you look too lazy to think for yourself.

Geez Louise.. if I started suggesting that a male sporting champion was XYZ whatever just as a generalisation you guys would rip into me in 2 seconds flat. eg he is a footballer so he must beat up his wife etc.

You have turned it into a caveman DNA/must be able to fuck anything that has XX chromosomes.. I really don't want to go there... but if you want to remain so weak as to not to be able to control yourself then you go right ahead sunshine. A big "whatever" to you.

[Catoneinutica]

[Mike Oxlong]

You have turned it into a caveman DNA/must be able to fuck anything that has XX chromosomes.. I really don't want to go there... but if you want to remain so weak as to not to be able to control yourself then you go right ahead sunshine. A big "whatever" to you.

It's well established that men and women's brains are wired differently, making them behave and respond differently to homonal cues, external stimuli and whatnot - and giving them different strengths and abilities, not to mention desires. Caveman DNA and modern man's DNA are not very different at all. What's different is culture, society, and expectations. For a very interesting book on the topic, try this.

[Tsuru]

Blah blah blah blah

Why do you always insist on throwing fits like this in topics that so obviously have testosterone seeping from every orifice? This means that you -

1. Saw the title and still clicked on it
2. Still read the topic
3. Didn't push "back" when you saw it was full of male sexual innuendo
4. Proceeded to click "reply"
5. Took some of your undoubtedly very valuable time to fire off no less than two of your "eeeewwwww" and "whatever" replies

Why do you insist on doing this, knowing that -

a. This is FG
b. It doesn't really concern you
c. You won't change it
d. No-one really cares

And why in the world judge us this while it is A-OK for you girls to openly check out CB's son in the donation topic? It just makes these replies reek of hypocrisy.

And why do I get the feeling we are both repeating ourselves?

Gratuitous wild guess: her next reply starts with the word "sweetie"

[Guy Incognito]

Ouch... it be gettin feisty in here...

[Mulboyne]

To be fair to GG, her beef was with the idea that a successful female golfer must be a lesbian rather than any urges we might feel on hearing about the potential availability of a girl.

[GomiGirl]

Gratuitous wild guess: her next reply starts with the word "sweetie"

Honey

Why do you always insist on throwing fits like this in topics that so obviously have testosterone seeping from every orifice? This means that you -

Not that I always throw fits.. do I? I didn't think I was the fit throwing type. Am not sure.. but if you say so, then I must be. Must redefine myself as a fit-thrower from now on. Anyway.. as you have felt it necessary to "put me in my place" I shall respond.. just cos I am in a cheeky mood.. this is totally hijacking the thread but hey it is Friday.

1. Saw the title and still clicked on it
2. Still read the topic

I click on every topic for particular reasons best not brought to this post.

3. Didn't push "back" when you saw it was full of male sexual innuendo
4. Proceeded to click "reply"
5. Took some of your undoubtedly very valuable time to fire off no less than two of your "eeeewwwww" and "whatever" replies

Well all of this is redundant as I obviously did reply... duh..

Why do you insist on doing this, knowing that -

a. This is FG
b. It doesn't really concern you
c. You won't change it
d. No-one really cares

I really do not understand what point you are trying to make here.. somebody said something stupid and I called him out on it and then somebody else changed the subject entirely. Which part of the discussion are you referring to - what I was originally saying or the assumptions made on my behalf? Am curious why this (and what this is am still unsure about) is not my concern and what change do you imagine I am trying to effect.

Drool over chicks all you like - didn't really give a flying fuck about that (if you bothered to read before firing off your reply).

And why in the world judge us this while it is A-OK for you girls to openly check out CB's son in the donation topic? It just makes these replies reek of hypocrisy.

See above.. And what am I judging you on? Do you feel persecuted?

And why do I get the feeling we are both repeating ourselves?

Given that you haven't really made it clear what you are flaming me about, am not sure what is being repeated and what isn't..

confused? well me too. I think I need a bex and a good lie down.

please note that I am not serious in this post.. am just taking the piss in case you are about to get your panties in a twist.

[Greji]

I am not serious in this post.. am just taking the piss in case you are about to get your panties in a twist.

Tsuru's wearing panties now? Hmmm......

[Tsuru]

I wasn't entirely serious for it is a friday morning, but then again I wasn't entirely joking either

Seriously though, the point I was trying to make is: why can't you just roll your eyes (without posting ":rolleyes:" for a reply, only born-again Christians do that), hit "back" and ignore this tripe if it doesn't agree with your system?

[GomiGirl]

Tsuru's wearing panties now? Hmmm......

Yes to stop the testosterone seeping out of every orifice from leaving a wet patch.

[GomiGirl]

Seriously though, the point I was trying to make is: why can't you just roll your eyes (without posting ":rolleyes:" for a reply, only born-again Christians do that), hit "back" and ignore this tripe if it doesn't agree with your system?

Trust me I usually do.. otherwise I would be posting all damn day and believe it or not I do have a life.

It is just when I see glaring errors in logic like this one that I hit the reply with a rebuttal. It wasn't an emotional outburst.. trust me.. really.. I am not emotional. well not usually. am I?

[kurohinge1]

GG . . .
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Tsuru . . .

Are you two married together in real life?

I just had this funny image of the two of you posting back and forth to each other from laptops in the same residence.

[Takechanpoo]

she is a samoan japanese though.

[Tsuru]

[quote="kurohinge1"]Are you two married together in real life?

I just had this funny image of the two of you posting back and forth to each other from laptops in the same residence.

]Oh god no.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Hey GG,

Did it ever occur to you that the comment was a fucking joke?

And as for your friend the hairdresser, he chose his profession knowing full well that eveyone would think he's a fag, so he gets no sympathy.

[IkemenTommy]

GB, you and your child pr0n

[IkemenTommy]

she is a samoan japanese though.

And a zainichi kim chee too, right?

[maninjapan]

she is a samoan japanese though.

You're a sankokujin I thought?