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What do you do when you see another foreigner?

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:28 pm

AK pointed out this thread so I've moved this post because it fits in with the orginal topic.

Blogger Yuki at Kissui.net is giving her initial thoughts on living in London. She's having a few FG-like experiences:
The Japanese people. I recognise them as Japanese, they recognise me. Our eyes meet for half a moment and recognize each others’ identities. Then they shoot you the “what the fuck are you doing here?” look. Even though they may be dressed all London, their faces are still Japanese. And then we go on totally ignoring the existence of “oh no, not another Jap no!!″ sometimes thoughts lingering thinking wtf they’re actually doing in London. Nonetheless, I thought we would have some sort of connection of spirit of Japanese companionship - noope.

I've also read on here how it frustrates people that pedestrians often walk so slowly in Japan. Here's the flip side:
People walk fast. Real fast. So I pretend to be occupied with getting to the destination as quickly as possible and walk mean and fast as well. But then I still get stuck at crossing the signals because people never follow them, and it’s quite dangerous if I tried it because I am not that fast, but otherwise the signal would never change..
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:18 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Blogger Yuki at Kissui.net
.... FG-like experiences.... how it frustrates people that pedestrians often walk so slowly in Japan. Here's the flip side:


Sorry but I don't wanna spend the next 2 hours finding the scientific citations so you're gonna have to take my word as a very "gate sensitive" person: There are several studies that have found Tokyo and New York have the fastest walking speeds of all the cities of the world.

What might frustrate gaijin is that pedestrians often have to walk so slowly in Japan because of congestion and the lack of proper clear sidewalks.
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Postby Tommybar » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:33 pm

I nod and smile at ANYONE who makes eye contact with me.
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Postby GuyJean » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:35 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:..pedestrians often have to walk so slowly in Japan because of congestion and the lack of proper clear sidewalks.
I thought it was because their destination sucked just as bad as where they left. ;)

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Postby Iraira » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:36 pm

Tommybar wrote:I nod and smile at ANYONE who makes eye contact with me.


I do, too, but only after the obligatory 3 or 4 "look aways-look backs". I think this establishes that we are both stalkers or something.
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Postby sublight » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:47 pm

For a long time I ignored everyone.

After 11 years, though, I'm more mellow. If they're lost tourists trying to find their way (see a lot of those around Tsukiji), I try to help them out.

If they're in business suits, though, f*ck 'em. I get enough crap each day from middle-management wankers with their heads up their asses. The more of them that get swallowed up by the subways and never heard from again, the better.
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Postby GomiGirl » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:52 pm

Tommybar wrote:I nod and smile at ANYONE who makes eye contact with me.


Me too - but that might just be the lithium... :p
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Postby Charles » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:13 pm

sublight wrote:..If they're lost tourists trying to find their way (see a lot of those around Tsukiji), I try to help them out.

I had an experience like that once. I was in the Hakodate station, I hadn't spoken a word of English in 2 months, when I saw a clueless American backpacker standing in the middle of foot traffic, trying to decipher a big map. I knew the train routes pretty well, so I thought I'd go up and ask him if he needed some help. So I walked right up to him, and without thinking, I politely said, "tetsudasasete itadakenai deshou ka?" :doh:
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:48 am

Charles wrote:I had an experience like that once. I was in the Hakodate station, I hadn't spoken a word of English in 2 months, when I saw a clueless American backpacker standing in the middle of foot traffic, trying to decipher a big map. I knew the train routes pretty well, so I thought I'd go up and ask him if he needed some help. So I walked right up to him, and without thinking, I politely said, "tetsudasasete itadakenai deshou ka?" :doh:


Was he an Aussie?
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:55 am

Taro Toporific wrote:There are several studies that have found Tokyo and New York have the fastest walking speeds of all the cities of the world.

What might frustrate gaijin is that pedestrians often have to walk so slowly in Japan because of congestion and the lack of proper clear sidewalks.

Bicycles or proper sidewalks or not, sorry Taro, that study is just plain wrong. This is one of the slowest walking cities on the planet. People simply don't pay attention enough to walk in one direction. There is that weaving, drifting effect that slows down everyone.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:47 pm

Shibuya Me wrote:[...] I have yet to meet a well rounded caucasion person. Someone who does not have a chip on their shoulder [...]

[...] I am in Japan surrounded by people to either do like me a bit, or around people who would rather see me rot in hell....just because I am from another country.

Chip on your shoulder? Nah, no chip on your shoulder! :rofl:
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:49 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:39 pm

What do you do when you see another foreigner?


It depends on whether I'm downwind . . .

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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:30 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]It depends on whether I'm downwind . . .

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Can you actually see Charles from the outback with that baby?
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:10 pm

Captain Japan wrote:This is one of the slowest walking cities on the planet. People simply don't pay attention enough to walk in one direction. There is that weaving, drifting effect that slows down everyone.


Amen - the drifting etc I have called "the veer" whereby people will just wander around in a daze not realising that people are trying to get somewhere...

Drives me nuts!!
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:41 pm

It's possible that the hordes of people on the streets are travelling at the optimum speed for the group. While it's fairly easy for someone to move much faster by dodging and weaving with some judicious stepping into the road, if everyone adopted those tactics then I suspect the average speed would drop sharply. The same thing happens on a motorway: one lane jumper can get ahead but raise that number and you get gridlock.

Urban commuters everywhere are familiar with the breakdown in rhythm when someone is out of synch with the mass (usually a tourist). It slows everyone down when you have to put your brain into gear to consider what people in front of you are up to rather than just going with the flow.
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:42 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Chip on your shoulder? Nah, no chip on your shoulder! :rofl:

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:12 pm

Captain Japan wrote:This is one of the slowest walking cities on the planet.


A Singaporean writes:
Tokyoites walk very quickly, so try not to get in their way by walking slowly.
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Postby akatsuka » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:59 am

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Postby BRODIEBRUCE » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:25 pm

Dont forget the random stopping obaachans. Get out if the big cities and the place is crawling with them, walking 2 meters then stopping to stare at a coke can or something. Im sure the take up more space the smaller they get.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:35 am

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Postby the_shocker » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:42 pm

It depends where and the vibe from the other person. Like on the bus or something I might say "hi" or nod. Or in the inaka. But in the city or on the train i don't pay any special attention usually. Well one time a Brazilian guy sat next to me on the train and we had a good conversation but usually if a foreigner sits next to me, they're just as quiet.

If someone approaches me in the streets and asks for directions or help, then of course it would be a dick thing to ignore them so I'll try and help them out.

If it's some asshat trying to pull customers or pick up girls in the street, I ignore them. If they get in my face, I make them regret it.
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Postby Adhesive » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:17 am

GomiGirl wrote:Amen - the drifting etc I have called "the veer" whereby people will just wander around in a daze not realising that people are trying to get somewhere...

Drives me nuts!!


My wife drifts. When shopping in the U.S. I have to constantly remind her that veering from one side of the isle to the other, while looking at nothing in particular, can quickly turn the natives hostile. Now that I have a two year old who prefers to hoof it through the shopping centers I find myself habitually yelling out "masugu minasai" every few minutes just as a precaution. I'm not sure which one is worse.
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Postby james » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:25 am

typically out here in inaka i'll say hi. personally i'm not an extrovert but don't mind being approached. if my wife or i see another couple, especially mixed, with kids we'll definitely make an effort.
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Postby jingai » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:47 am

I like it when the ask if I would like English lessons.
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