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by **succubusqueen** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 pm

gboothe wrote::rofl:

That's just sad...and funny at the same time!:rofl: :rofl:

by **American Oyaji** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:42 pm

gboothe wrote::rofl:

I feel sorry for him if he can actually fit into that....whatever it was he put in place of a vagina.

by **Takechanpoo** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:47 pm

whats problem with that?
I need woman only when I want to come shot.

by **DrP** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:38 am

You'd be happy with a sock monkey and vaseline.

by **Greji** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:12 pm

DrP wrote:You'd be happy with a sock monkey and vaseline.

He'd need a small sock
:cool:

by **Kuang_Grade** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:35 pm

For those with inquiring minds, assuming the head picture is on A4 paper (210mm in width) and that the complete assembled picture (face and boobs) does not have any have hidden distortion/perspective issues (unlikely in a top down shot), using the size of the paper of the face photo as a guide,in the picture it approximately 20 mm and the hole in the same picture seems to be 2 mm...extrapolating from the know size of A4 paper, that would put the hole's actual size at 20-25mm

by **Mulboyne** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:12 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:...that would put the hole's actual size at 20-25mm

Specifically, that hole belongs to this:

You can check your calculations against the product details on tenga.co.jp. There's an English option too. The whole site is something of an experience.

by **GuyJean** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:24 pm

Mulboyne wrote:.. The whole site is something of an experience.

Hey.. That doesn't look half... Nevermind..

GJ

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:05 pm

OMG it looks like a wood lathe (pun intended). Looking to sharpen and add pretty grooves in your dick, GJ? All this for 30 seconds of happy times?

by **GuyJean** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:20 pm

GomiGirl wrote: Looking to sharpen and add pretty grooves in your dick, GJ?

That would be 'grainy' and 'silky' grooves..

GomiGirl wrote:All this for 30 seconds of happy times?

I can do that myself.. I'm looking for 30 seconds of happier times.

GJ

by **American Oyaji** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:16 pm

From the Tenga Website wrote:Q. Where and how can I buy TENGA from overseas?
A. We are currently selling TENGA products only in Japan. Unfortunately, you are unable to purchase TENGA outside Japan at this moment. We are now planning to export our products to all over the world. At the first stage, we will export TENGA (same-size as Japan) to Asia, and then after we develop large size products, we will start to export TENGA to the rest of the world.

Muy divertida!:p

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:07 pm

Japan's wetdream: A robot in every home
National Public Radio - Marketplace (transcript) Thursday, June 28, 2007
....Dr. Norihiro Hagita is director of the Intelligent Robotics and Communication Laboratories.
[INDENT] Dr. Norihiro Hagita: I expect that, 2015, most of the people will use the robot. :liar:

[/INDENT]
The Japanese government is pouring more than $35 million a year into research to make this come true...more....

Mulboyne wrote:

by **Greji** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:53 am

GomiGirl wrote:OMG it looks like a wood lathe (pun intended). Looking to sharpen and add pretty grooves in your dick, GJ? All this for 30 seconds of happy times?

Those aren't pretty grooves, they're just old hashmarks. Also, don't fall that 30 second story. That gal in Motown told me GJ was your basic 10-15 seconds and "there she blows"! Of course I wouldn't know if there was any truth to that story, he doesn't hang out with the same goats that I do.
:cool:

by **Charles** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:33 pm

Via MeFi

Guys and Dolls

[GV]3710987618964917848[/GV]

by **Charles** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:52 am

"Ma Poupee Japonaise" (with image gallery)

by **Mulboyne** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:17 am

Reuters: Japan's lonely hearts turn to dolls for sex, company

Real love is hard to find for one Japanese man, who has transferred his affection and desires to dozens of plastic sex dolls. When the 45-year-old, who uses a pseudonym of Ta-Bo, returns home, it's not a wife or girlfriend who await him, but a row of dolls lined up neatly on his sofa. Each has a name. Ta-Bo often watches television with his toys before bathing them, powdering them so that their skin feels more human, dressing them in lingerie and then taking them to bed. "A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those thing. They belong to me 100 percent," says the engineer who has spent more than 2 million yen over the past decade on the dolls...more...

by **Mulboyne** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:24 am

This might be the same as the video Taro put up before but that one has been removed.

by **GomiGirl** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:14 pm

It is hard to know whether to laugh or cry. definitely a cautionary tale. It is all rather sad.

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:45 pm

This looks familiar. Taro, did you already post it?

by **Greji** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:45 pm

Mulboyne wrote:This looks familiar. Taro, did you already post it?

Naw, he mightta had a date with her, but he hasn't posted it yet!
:cool:

by **Behan** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:43 am

Gboothe, If you don't mind me asking. Where is your avatar from?

by **Greji** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:42 pm

Behan wrote:Gboothe, If you don't mind me asking. Where is your avatar from?

It's from a somewhat famous statue in front of the Suppondo Honten in Ishikawa Prefecture. As you may or may not know, many in the exotic far east believe that the suppon consumed, liquified and applied, or any other manner of getting its bodily parts into your system will give you an instant fortified two fisted blue veiner! I suppose this comes from the shape of the suppon's head and extremely long neck!

Rumor has it that Taro has been trying to corner the blackmarket mizuari sales on Suppon juice.
:cool:

by **arglborps** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:05 pm

45,000 yen for a pre-used love doll? Jeez for that money you could have two flesh and blood women in Uguisdani or Kabukicho. Pricey stuff.

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:09 pm

by **emperor** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:28 am

[GV]3710987618964917848[/GV]

by **Phoenix_stu** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:28 am

I've known that this was out there but this kind of puts things in a whole new perspective! :puke:

I don't think I will ever look at another mannequin the same way again.

The guy with the guns.... well....just speachless.

by **GuyJean** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:52 am

Wow.. I'll watch the whole thing when I have more time, but.. wow..

Davecat needs a good whipping and boot out the front door.. Guess what; if you had to survive on your own, I bet you wouldn't have a fucking grown-up sized barbie doll to consume all your time.. Tough love is still love, dagnabit..

GJ

by **L S** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:54 pm

Agalmatophilia: Sexual attraction to statues, and, by extension to dolls and mannequins

This is a good article on this fetish...little long though. HERE An abbreviated of it was on SALON.com but can't seem to find it anymore.

Seems the RealDoll love mannequins are the preffered brand of choice, but for all that cash, they just kinda sit there... I rather go for some hot animatron babe like this...

by **Mulboyne** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:02 pm

There are a lot of remarkable things in the video that emperor posted but the phrase that keeps coming back is "I'm running out of vaginas".

by **American Oyaji** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:41 pm

GuyJean wrote:Davecat needs a good whipping and boot out the front door..

Yeah. For real. And for the record...THAT is a black guy that sounds white.

The first dude was a freak. The second English gentleman...he's just sad really, I felt sorry for him. Making sure his mom's watch and clock were set correctly.

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