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Postby Guy Incognito » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:34 pm

Hey guys,

I've actually been a member of this board for a while... albiet more of a lurkster... I'm just not damn politically incorrect enough... but im workin on it, thats why I'm here :P

To cut a long story short, I just got outta a long relationship and my X knows my previous username... So, I thought it wise to go incognito...

Ill try to be more vocal about which ever fucked up shit I can summon up this time round:)

See ya all on the forums.

Especially YOU!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:54 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:... my X knows my previous username... So, I thought it wise to go incognito...
Damn. It's remarkable that your X even would care about the fucked forum.
Anyway, welcome back.
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Postby Guy Incognito » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:59 pm

She probably doesn't, but "just because you're paranoid dont mean theyre not after you" :p
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Postby craxican » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:07 pm

hey im new, im 21, i live in choufu-shi, sengawa. I am an engineer and i work in shibuya.... work here sucks ass, but tokyo is hella fun to get wasted in. if you dont get my name, "craxican", it is becasue i am white and mexican, but im a mexicant......

ya, you will learn mor about me when i rant and rave with everyone.


edit: ya i am a j-girl hunter. i gots a girlfriend too, she 28 and she as is tall as a big midget. i just thought i would add that in too.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:10 am

craxican wrote:edit: ya i am a j-girl hunter. i gots a girlfriend too, she 28 and she as is tall as a big midget. i just thought i would add that in too.
Welcome to my world ;)
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:10 pm

craxican wrote:edit: ya i am a j-girl hunter. i gots a girlfriend too, she 28 and she as is tall as a big midget. i just thought i would add that in too.

Hey loser asiaphile dude,
go home as soon as possible.
and watch my signature inside my profile repeatedly.
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:42 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Hey loser asiaphile dude,
go home as soon as possible.
and watch my signature inside my profile repeatedly.
Here's a good test for the "ignore" function of this board :cool:
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"Plus, it's British."

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Postby craxican » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:38 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Hey loser asiaphile dude,
go home as soon as possible.
and watch my signature inside my profile repeatedly.


craxican's ignore function begin
let me guess, you either dont get no tail from j-girls, or your girl left you for someone that doesn't have the anatomy of a 6 year old. if i did go home, i would get paid a whole lot more than i would in japan, but then i wouldn't be able to piss you off. ya, it is obvious that some one here gots some issues.... my advice would be, quit being a hater and find your self a girl (or guy, it is ok to like the same sex) and try to be happy.

it seems that i already have a rivel, let it begin......

end ignore function

edit: sorry tsuru, i had to fuck with him just once... i will stop doing that in this forum, i migh just start a forum for haters like him...
"Here is to honor, if you get on her, stay on her. If you can't come in her, come on her."

I live by that, I am a dad now, but worked when I didnt want to become one.
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:24 pm

craxican wrote:edit: sorry tsuru, i had to fuck with him just once... i will stop doing that in this forum, i migh just start a forum for haters like him...
Takepoopoo is fair game, everybody fucks with him :shroom: ;)
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:04 pm

craxican wrote:craxican's ignore function begin
let me guess, you either dont get no tail from j-girls, or your girl left you for someone that doesn't have the anatomy of a 6 year old. if i did go home, i would get paid a whole lot more than i would in japan, but then i wouldn't be able to piss you off. ya, it is obvious that some one here gots some issues.... my advice would be, quit being a hater and find your self a girl (or guy, it is ok to like the same sex) and try to be happy.

it seems that i already have a rivel, let it begin......

end ignore function

edit: sorry tsuru, i had to fuck with him just once... i will stop doing that in this forum, i migh just start a forum for haters like him...


The new guy comes in the door SWINGIN!!:jama:
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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Postby craxican » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:39 am

American Oyaji wrote:The new guy comes in the door SWINGIN!!:jama:

ok im gonna swing for the fences on this one and sorry tsuru for contradiciting my last statment to you in my post, but here i go:

dude (being the guy that hates gaijin, AKA Takechanpoo) i just read your profile and laughed my ass off. i even translated it for my JAPANESE girlfriend and she died laughing at you.

times change my little samuri warrior. ya you hate gaijin that go after "your innocent japanese girls", but i think you just hate that one gaijin that "broke in" your girlfriend (had savage gaijin sex with your ex or current girl friend) and made you hate us "oni"

more about your hate lil' samurai, us gaijin are helping your population because right now the JP population is at 1.54 (if i do recall) meaning that your "pure" race is declining. so us oni come in and up the population and your economy so you can go buy used underwear and young school girls after you finish work.

dont hate, participate and get some gaijin friends and pull in some chicks or dudes if you are more down for saussage. no hate towards you man, i love japan and i have alot of japanese friends that are guys and girls. so lay off the hate and show some love.
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I live by that, I am a dad now, but worked when I didnt want to become one.
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:32 am

I think that's enough goodwill for the New Members thread for now.
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Postby craxican » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:33 pm

Mulboyne wrote:I think that's enough goodwill for the New Members thread for now.


ya i was a jackass for going in for the second attack. im sorry mulboyne, i will stop my assult immidatly in this thread.
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Postby Boris » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:03 am

Hi everyone,

I'm a 24 year-old French guy living in the Netherlands or Belgium depending on the hour, the alcohol level and the zodiac sign of the day.

Been two years ago to Japan for three months (internship) in Yokohama (I've been roaming on the forum since then, finally decided to join). I liked the region so much that I plan to go back and work there for a significant period of time (but not forever) in the coming years.
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:30 pm

Boris wrote:depending on the hour, the alcohol level and the zodiac sign of the day


You have just accurately discribed most of the members hereto! Welcome aboard, you'll fit right in!
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Postby vaultdweller25 » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:21 pm

Hi

Im am 20, Australian, and have been checking out the site for about 2 years now until I got extremely bored last night and decided it was about time to join up.

I lived with a Japanese family on a student exchange in Nara for a year and was quite the experience. (my host father was a raging alcoholic which made for some really... uh.. lets say remarkable times)

I will be back in Japan in Japan late August working in a hotel of some sort somewhere yet unknown.

Anyways, glad to be here

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Postby craxican » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:10 am

vaultdweller25 wrote:my host father was a raging alcoholic which made for some really... uh.. lets say remarkable times


damn, that sounds like my ex GF's dad. I even got to sit at the American table for newyears and chrismas (they didnt celebrate it but i had a designated table anyway) and he was also a raging alcohalic that liked to go bang high school girls and come home drunk to tell the news to his wife and children.......

i feel you on the "remarkable times" though. welcome to FG
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Postby Charles » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:28 am

vaultdweller25 wrote:...(my host father was a raging alcoholic which made for some really... uh.. lets say remarkable times)...

I've been there too. I thought my host was just a raging asshole who liked to drink a lot of iced tea, until I saw him refilling his tea bottle from a 2 liter bottle of liquor. It was half tea and half liquor.
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Postby Phoenix_stu » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:53 am

Hello all. Name is Stu and glad to be here. Great site.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:54 pm

Hi Stu.. welcome.
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Postby Phoenix_stu » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:22 pm

Thanks for the warm welcome GomiGirl. I love what is happening here on this site. Can't wait to get my feet wet.
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Postby hundefar » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:54 am

Hey, my name is Daniel. I live in Denmark and have a really annoying sense of humor as those who have seen the posts I already made probably have noticed. I am married to Tamiko and have two children. I might as well apologize for my stupidity and rudeness beforehand.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 am

hundefar wrote:Hey, my name is Daniel. I live in Denmark and have a really annoying sense of humor as those who have seen the posts I already made probably have noticed. I am married to Tamiko and have two children. I might as well apologize for my stupidity and rudeness beforehand.


Don't apologize for possessing two of the finest qualities bestowed upon humanity by the master Beelzebub.
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Barry » Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:26 am

Hello all.
My name is not really barry but a shortened version.
anyways ive been a lurker here for a few months.

Ive always had an interest in japan, grew up on a steady diet of anime
and i appear to be afflicted with this condition commonly known as "yellow fever".

I may have contracted this while i was a student in Sydney a few years ago,:lol:.

I made it to Tokyo in 2002 during the world cup, but did not get any tickets
so i did what any one would do, blow all my money on partying and drinking like a fish.


I live and work in dubai today of all places

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Postby Tsuru » Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:57 am

First off, welcome to the happy place Barry. :)

But Dubai, that's interesting... what do you do there?
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Postby Barry » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:30 pm

thanks for the welcome Tsuru.
I work in the IT field.
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Postby Hawaiibadboy » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:04 pm

Yeah...I'm kinda new..
Teacher.
School
Yamaguchi
Hawaii
#1
Those are the tags
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:07 pm

Hawaiibadboy wrote:...Yamaguchi
Hawaii
#1


Welcome aboard the scurvy ship, the FG!


I enjoyed reading your blog, and f*&%ing great to hear of a gaijin-run school who's turning away students. Congrads.:cool:

You mentioned that your blogis "formated for monitors at least 1024 wide" but sadly this forum's software will blow up if try to post JPEGs wider than 500-600 pixels in width. I didn't censor your desktop photo per se---It's just too large for this forum's software, especially since 90% of users in Japan are using laptops with smallish screens.
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Postby Hawaiibadboy » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:20 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Welcome aboard the scurvy ship, the FG!


I enjoyed reading your blog, and f*&%ing great to hear of a gaijin-run school who's turning away students. Congrads.:cool:

You mentioned that your blogis "formated for monitors at least 1024 wide" but sadly this forum's software will blow up if try to post JPEGs wider than 500-600 pixels in width. I didn't censor your desktop photo per se---It's just too large for this forum's software, especially since 90% of users in Japan are using laptops with smallish screens.


Yeah..
I was warned against refusing people as it would have a negative impact.....quite the opposite . I have people waiting to get in. When I do a trial class it's for me to see if I want them or not. If I get any bad vibe or don't like their attitude it's a no. I have alot of trials that I refuse and they call back saying they (or their child ) was nervous so they may have ( blah blah blah) and they would like a second chance.

I sometimes do but not often.
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Postby Hawaiibadboy » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:21 pm

Wow.
You guys took away my sig...wtf?
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