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Postby Bucky » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:24 am

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July 23, 2007 -- A former Mitsubishi executive is suing his ex-employer because a co-worker allegedly took a picture of his penis after a booze-fueled karaoke bash - and his boss compared it to an "Italian sausage."
In his suit filed in Manhattan federal court last month, James Bonomo, a former paper sales manager for Mitsubishi International Corp., alleged that his career effectively ended after the humiliating incident during what should have been a routine business trip to China in April 2005.
Despite Bonomo's discomfort, Furuichi continued on in that vein, allegedly saying, "Italian men have penises 'down to here,' gesturing to his knees." The suit noted that Bonomo is both Italian-American and gay.


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Postby Big Booger » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:32 am

How do you snap pictures of penises during a karaoke bash? I have been shitfaced drunk and never whipped out my penis for a photo op????:wall:
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:30 am

Did you read the supplied link? The pictures were taken at a bathhouse and then I guess a serious case of dick envy occurred.
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Postby amdg » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:05 pm

Sooo, this guy will take a dick in the ass but feels violated by some nudie shots?

Juuust kidding!

But I would like to know how he plans to prove how the photos foiled his chances of promotion.
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Postby Big Booger » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:06 pm

Reading helps... but I thought it was one of those "registration required" news sites.
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Postby amdg » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:30 pm

Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:29 pm

How humiliating to be told you have a huge dick. Poor bastard.
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Postby hundefar » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:28 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:How humiliating to be told you have a huge dick. Poor bastard.


For all you unendowed people it may not seem as a problem, but I can tell you that it is a curse to have a large cock. A curse I tell thee! If I had a penny for every woman who has sent me a look of terror when I unzipped my trousers I would have more than 50 P now. It does have some advantages though, such as not needing to aim for the bowl when you have to piss.
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Postby hundefar » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:57 pm

hundefar wrote: If I had a penny for every woman who has sent me a look of terror when I unzipped my trousers


Now that I think about it, it might just have been because I didn't wash properly.
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Postby DrP » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:00 pm

Oh -like nothing <ever> happens on a typical 'routine business trip to China'. How frigging naive is the suffering bastard. He's lucky as hell that's the only photo they got!!

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Postby amdg » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:07 pm

hehehe. I was speaking to a Japanese friend the other day and he told me about how, on a business trip to China the other week, he woke up in the hotel elevator naked - 4 hours late for his morning meeting. All courtesy of the previous night's business meeting.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
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Postby succubusqueen » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:00 am

DrP wrote:Oh -like nothing <ever> happens on a typical 'routine business trip to China'. How frigging naive is the suffering bastard. He's lucky as hell that's the only photo they got!!

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That's still a nice pic!:D
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Postby kamome » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:05 am

hundefar wrote:For all you unendowed people it may not seem as a problem, but I can tell you that it is a curse to have a large cock. A curse I tell thee! If I had a penny for every woman who has sent me a look of terror when I unzipped my trousers I would have more than 50 P now. It does have some advantages though, such as not needing to aim for the bowl when you have to piss.


This calls for a similar post by AO!
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:01 pm

kamome wrote:This calls for a similar post by AO!


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